pinkiepetite:
gwed lawd! must I always check a dico wen u talk?

I respect you o

u wan start with me dis evening shey?

Kontunu.

pinkiepetite:
gwed lawd! must I always check a dico wen u talk?

I respect you o

I tire ooo. I jez can't kip up wif dis queens English...I dey open dico, open bible join again.

sofdoc:


Gud idea, we fit call erisegun 2 break his balls and kingphilip 2 use some Philip electronics to electrocute him.

Buh nah my paddy leemah4u I dey pity now...she z so in luv

wary not about leemah, i go marry her to someone else. Shegun get jax, make e no logun

richybanky:

Am sorry bro, take heart

Fanks bro...buh honestly I'm disappointed in u.
U 4 stop dem nah...even if nah to pour acid on top d guy...u go jez make sure say e no touch my bae!

Electronzeez:


you will mind cause it mean not what you think, think again

Oya, ma binu, what does it mean?

sofdoc:


Fanks bro...buh honestly I'm disappointed in u.
U 4 stop dem nah...even if nah to pour acid on top d guy...u go jez make sure say e no touch my bae!

I tried my best bro, bt am totally lost wen dey started speaking in ibo lang kingphilip sef Bleep u up

Electronzeez:


wary not about leemah, i go marry her to someone else. Shegun get jax, make e no logun

Ok...buh shey shegun fit unjazz her sha?!

Cos dat jazz z outta dis world, so tey if Ahmed4002 say make she go service in d next 3 years.
She go jez say...no p.

Don't Love to later Hate.

Electronzeez:


u wan start with me dis evening shey?

Kontunu.

oh! ok! mabinu

richybanky:

I tried my best bro, bt am totally lost wen dey started speaking in ibo lang kingphilip sef Bleep u up

Omg!!!

I can't take this news anymore...I can't be with someone who z cheating on me and I can't be single either!

I'm standing on the railings of the third mainland bridge, arms open wide, staring at my schools senate building, trembling feet, wet eyes, heavy heart.
Water below me, I can't swim, do I jump?!!!

:

megawax8:

Oya, ma binu, what does it mean?

i pick that name from a novel by victor hugo. It is a name given to a hunchback in the novel notre- dame de paris. You can conveniently use the word to 'adjectize' something monsterous, hugly etc....

sofdoc:


I tire ooo. I jez can't kip up wif dis queens English...I dey open dico, open bible join again.

sebi?

rhema9898:
Don't Love to later Hate.

Are u kidding me?!!!

Can u guys remember this babe?

Well, if they don't. I do! N I missed u.

BTW, I'm kinda in the market

pinkiepetite:
oh! ok! mabinu

how far na, shey o digbo leni?

sofdoc:


Ok...buh shey shegun fit unjazz her sha?!

Cos dat jazz z outta dis world, so tey if Ahmed4002 say make she go service in d next 3 years.
She go jez say...no p.

o dele ku olo baku, se gbigbe lo fe ni abi tutu?

Shege na ologun ika...e get juju no be small.

pinkiepetite:
sebi?

U can't lie my dear.
Who z zeez boo sef? She z very lucky 2 have hooked up wif Mr. Cambridge.

sofdoc:


I tire ooo. I jez can't kip up wif dis queens English...I dey open dico, open bible join again.

you must have worded this shabby flattery in french shey?

Electronzeez:


o dele ku olo baku, se gbigbe lo fe ni abi tutu?

Shege na ologun ika...e get juju no be small.

Yeepaaa!

Bobo yen strong gaan niyen.

Oya...hired!!!

sofdoc:



Omg!!!

I can't take this news anymore...I can't be with someone who z cheating on me and I can't be single either!

I'm standing on the railings of the third mainland bridge, arms open wide, staring at my schools senate building, trembling feet, wet eyes, heavy heart.
Water below me, I can't swim, do I jump?!!!

Just do d needful tin bro

Electronzeez:
:

i pick that name from a novel by victor hugo. It is a name given to a hunchback in the novel notre- dame de paris. You can conveniently use the word to 'adjectize' something monsterous, hugly etc....

Lol.....u are sha wicked....ive forgiven you

sofdoc:


U can't lie my dear.
Who z zeez boo sef? She z very lucky 2 have hooked up wif Mr. Cambridge.

cc; to my role model in spoken english as far as nairaland is concern Epaul and chidexsmokey!.

rhema9898:
Don't Love to later Hate.

Hmmmmmmm, y do I feel you are referring to me

Electronzeez:


you must have worded this shabby flattery in french shey?

I don't understand all dis big English Oga mii.

Can we pls speak yoruba?

Ahmed4002:


check it out how man go enter kitchen

I dey hungry leemah4u

i'm with you on this one, i love whatever good the kitchen produce but i hate going to the kitchen.

I still de fear hungry we go catch me for service.

sofdoc:


U can't lie my dear.
Who z zeez boo sef? She z very lucky 2 have hooked up wif Mr. Cambridge.

chidexsmokey

kingphilip:
a public property

Xray2 is on a long thing

aswear

pinkiepetite:
chidexsmokey

Like seriously?

An akokite? How am I in the dark abt all dis.

I'm enraged right now!

Dis union z not certified till electronzeez n chidexsmokey c me or any oda akokite.

richybanky:

Just do d needful tin bro

Which z?

DamiEsan:

What is z it dear?!
Missing ur boo already?!

sofdoc:


Which z?

Follow ur mind bro