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If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by ehisnoah: 10:30am On Apr 12, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! 1 Like |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Sugarly: 10:35am On Apr 12, 2015 |
I did some |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 12, 2015 |
I did all, I mean ALL od dem. I stil BATH in d rain and stil KILL eartworm wit SALT |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Jerryjat(m): 10:47am On Apr 12, 2015 |
I did all of them... You see bathing in the rain... Hmmmm... Na only God know wen i go stop am... |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by capitalhillfilm: 10:47am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Man I am amazed at your poem and I am a film producer from Seattle Washington. I want to one day make movies in your beautiful country. But I need talented Young writes like you that understand the things that people like to do. The Definition of Psychographic segmentation is dividing your market based upon consumer personality traits, values, attitudes, interests and lifestyles. Segmentation will allow you to better develop and market your products because there will be a more precise match between the product and each segment's needs and wants. And it will allow you to get rich Kid. Please, please, please send an email to me at capitalhillfilmcreators@gmail.com My name is David Smart III and my Grandmother actually came from Nigeria, small world. Conceptual Framework ehisnoah: |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 10:48am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Blebleswag: Abeg where ya house dey, I go like come around during raining season |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 10:50am On Apr 12, 2015 |
alberto2k:Then come to Pluto |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Blebleswag: Pluto? hohohiohohoho Sorry, I'm changing my mind |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by ajanifarouq(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2015 |
I play in the rain and kill earthworm with salt till now, it interesting. |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 12, 2015 |
alberto2k:Lol y? I live here alone, life is very cool here, only gud tins happens here, no evil. Pls come |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 12, 2015 |
ajanifarouq:U can say again |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Ewizard(m): 11:19am On Apr 12, 2015 |
found guilty as charged... |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:26am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Blebleswag:and the first evil that will happen there, is that I might die before reaching mars Btw, assuming that backside was bigger Iswear u go see me now now even before u read the first and previous paragraph |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 12, 2015 |
alberto2k:Hehehe |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 11:46am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Blebleswag:wait, so you changed your Dp coz of me Na yoke I dey na You know how many guys dey trip for that pic so |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 12, 2015 |
alberto2k:One has to change dps, not cos any1 |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 11:58am On Apr 12, 2015 |
Hmm only did some, not all. |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by alberto2k(m): 12:02pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Blebleswag:then prove me wrong by changing it again to your real pic |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by SonOFaGun(m): 12:03pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Not all sha ! Did jst few of them , altho I still don't understand till nw , did india rili beat nika 99-1 |
Re: If You Didn't Do These As Kids Then You Childhood Was Most Boring by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
alberto2k:Not today, till a week time |
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