sofdoc:


Asin...I'm moved to tears.
I just waste time go sch. Instead make I come dey learn under electronzeez tutorship.

sofdoc:


Y d reliable source dey plead anonymous nah?

How can they jez change d allowee wif such a gap like dat wen a new government znt in place yet...who z coming up wif d initiative?

Didn't NYSC know the swearing in was gonna take place in may wen they came up wif the time table last year?

If all this can be answered, then would I give it any tot.

doublezero7:


See as Cathy dey whyne me on a beautiful sunday afternoon! Thanks for the compliments dearie!

See as u sef fine finish! Diarris God oo!

sofdoc:
Dayhorla turn up.

joyjoomla:


Kingphilip abeg come collect me frm dis gurl, na who go watch 3D screen for anoda woman's husby aous wn she no de around?
*only gawd knw wht u even watch wt him on d screen sef*

Electronzeez:


E- prostitute naim u be

By the way who de fight for here.....make we word am

sofdoc:


I know say u no like me b4.

I go wait 4 bae instruction.

Cc lagmostkuit

sofdoc:


Ori e pe omo iya.

O de Fe ma shey bi olobe tele.

Maje ki awon ti chidexsmokey bo sokoto nidi e fun e ni iro.

Elo lo pa leeni nah. Ebin pa aburo e.

sofdoc:


Lolz...d oda market nah

sofdoc:


Asin...a lot!!!

I b wan Jimmy jump off third mainland bridge.

Thr were crios accusations against my e boo dat she was cheating on me...I couldn't live my e life properly. No e breath.

So I wanted to ask if u were e single...so we would show all dis e couples wat an akokariated e union looks like.

kingphilip:
no o he dint he just stated the obvious

what's leemah4u doing in d living room with erisegun when u aren't around

sofdoc:


because it ends wif 333. Y isn't it a landmark?!

Are u d landmarker or the landmarkee?!

doublezero7:


Eya...Ikunle oo! Oloye Otun haff somke that weed again!

Well, I was only loving her as a sister and real gooness! No strings attached!

Na 1 mumu boy wey dey find attention dey shout b4!

Electronzeez:


You handsome cath this is one or your usual joke when we are fourgether shey?


Daniel handssome....
Egbami

sofdoc:


Lolz...I trust bae Jor. She loves me 2 mush!!!

joyjoomla:


I seem nt to see my monicker there.
*u r under arrest for ignoring me* *see u in court*

Prosecution crew:
Lawyer: Erisegun
Judge: Electronzeez
Court clark: Estellar
Court polis: Kingphilip

kingphilip:
carries the drum away n gives it to leemah4u for y

doublezero7:


Awwwn...I love this girl!

leemah4u:
pishure of us watching 2geda or smilingjimmy won't believe

kingphilip:
carries the drum away n gives it to leemah4u for y

kingphilip:
n e for cheap o

Electronzeez:



Sheybi na u gee me smoke . Oba ologogoro

Etop liking her as i can see you attaching characters numbers to it.


You know some people are bound to yelp like a dog and guess you know what we do to ayelping dog, we break is head.

leemah4u:
Shebi u sef don use ur koro koro eyes see who kingphilip and richybanky be, be careful of joyjoomla too cos e be like say he don join dem, oya paddy fa Lagmostkuit mora jare.

leemah4u:
if I hear say I ignore u, emabinu simi, igbagbe lo se mi, kingphilip police ke awon eleyi o ni anu loju o

babs01:

see how u spoil everytin

doublezero7:


You suppose know say I don marry na! Queen Sleekyonyx don do me! And I'm allowed to 'love' my people around here!!!

That babs guy na fool joor! Just ignore him!

How your sunday dey go now! Next Saturday still sure bah?

harleybee:


How sir?
Now you know how it tastes. It's just that two wrongs can't make a right.
Please try and enjoy the house, if you must comment, let it not be at the detriment of other people's thought or feelings.
I rest my case here.
Enjoy your day!

babs01:

Lol, Gej

sofdoc:


*takes drum from leemah and pours content over kingphilips head*

Electronzeez:


Ajo buruku ti poju egbon

Mo mobi ten lo

kingphilip:
n e for cheap o

kingphilip:
no de put me side by side with Richy o that guy badt pass me

Electronzeez:

You are use to ignoring, denying, insulting people.
See your face