Lawd! What's going on here?

Switlife:


At first I think say na play, but now I'm really scared. Person fit vex fling another person from Towers sef!

Na to dey wear parachute waka be that na.

Rizin:
again?

Kept laughing at the comedy here, with spit dripping from my mouth... I slept off, woke up and continued laughing!!!

SomBaby:


Nna ehhhh(forgive my ghetto mood)....
When I first read that post, I was like...eayaa...and logged out. I checked back online later and discovered that nobody has commented(unlike NNPC Nairalanders...so sympathetic and emmotionally intelligent...dour! Some with their Ph.D.)
I read through the post again word for word and was like OMG!

Erm... but you should have quoted "that post", yea that post; unless perhaps you are scared of some "innocuous melancholical sync-gingoism"?

babacha:


Guy say what ever you like, am not too sure of his gender that is why I used he/she in place of he or she. Go through nairaland very well, you will find out that I only talk on this trend. I am not a fresh graduate hunting for job every were, I join nairaland just for this nnpc trend and nothing more. I only pick interest on this trend for some reasons. Is a free world, u can go ahead and quote anybody and say what is in ur mind, nobody will kill u, quote me and say any thing, is part of the fun here, even if I see u face to face I won't be angry with you, we will only joke over our disagreement on the trend and life continue.
I am not angry with anyone here, I am only voicing my feeling.
I am not perfect so I can make mistake and if u attack my mistake, I have the right to react to your attack, I don't hate anybody here, I wish to meet most of the guys I have strongly disagree with here face too face let's know ourself.
One thing u must know is that no one is better than the other here, if u are good in english as a social science guy, u will not be better than the engineering guy when it come to his own field.

GBAM!!!!

uyosolo:

*I was a typing error* chai is dis wat our nigerian universities r producin
*I was a typing error* chai is dis wat our nigerian universities r producin

It was a typing error I mean to write, I did not know that the t did not appear, but ur common sense should have tell u that

babacha:


Guy say what ever you like, am not too sure of his gender that is why I used he/she in place of he or she. Go through nairaland very well, you will find out that I only talk on this trend. I am not a fresh graduate hunting for job every were, I join nairaland just for this nnpc trend and nothing more. I only pick interest on this trend for some reasons. Is a free world, u can go ahead and quote anybody and say what is in ur mind, nobody will kill u, quote me and say any thing, is part of the fun here, even if I see u face to face I won't be angry with you, we will only joke over our disagreement on the trend and life continue.
I am not angry with anyone here, I am only voicing my feeling.
I am not perfect so I can make mistake and if u attack my mistake, I have the right to react to your attack, I don't hate anybody here, I wish to meet most of the guys I have strongly disagree with here face too face let's know ourself.
One thing u must know is that no one is better than the other here, if u are good in [bn the other here, if u are good in english as a social science guy, u will not be better than the engineering guy when it come to his own field.

With all due respect, Sir, kindly do the needful.

scarplanet:


Erm... but you should have quoted "that post", yea that post; unless perhaps you are scared of some "innocuous melancholical sync-gingoism"?

Bia Scarplanet...which planet are U from...
I don't need to quote that post coz I have already done that...besides, there are better posts to quote and not that disgusting post..

You guys should ignore Babacha's grammatical errors or correct him without hurting his feelings. I know it's very tempting to laugh but let's try.

@Babacha, not every correction is a ridicule. Learn to improve (on yourself). The fact that u are 'attacked' does not necessarily mean u should 'attack' back. Sometimes, silence is golden. This is the hallmark of maturity. I hope you won't throw me into flare stack for this.

PS: I hope u guys know some of us will be deliberately provoked/ridiculed by the interview panel to test our so-called 'excellent' interpersonal skills planted in our CVs.

[quote author=SomBaby post=32636500]
Bia Scarplanet...which planet are U from...
I don't need to quote that post coz I have already done that...besides, there are better posts to quote and not that disgusting post..
[/quote

See who dey call people post disgusting, don't u know that even u as a person is disgusting. U are the only lady who spend time here every day, think about urself very well u will understand what I am saying but if u still don't understand, ask me and I will tell u and that will be the last thing I will say on this trend till NNPC invite for interview

Switlife:
You guys should ignore Babacha's grammatical errors or correct him without hurting his feelings. I know it's very tempting to laugh but let's try.

@Babacha, not every correction is a ridicule. Learn to improve (on yourself). The fact that u are 'attacked' does not necessarily mean u should 'attack' back. Sometimes, silence is golden. This is the hallmark of maturity. I hope you won't throw me into refinery for this.

PS: I hope u guys know some of us will be deliberately provoked/ridiculed by the interview panel to test our so-called 'excellent' interpersonal skills planted in our CVs.

I type most of things in haste, and some times, most of the keys won't respond when I type them and I don't read through before submitting cos is not an exam and is not a report I am sending to my supervisor. I see those error myself most time after submission.
As far as u understand what I am trying to say, I just leave it like that

[quote author=babacha post=32639265][/quote]

Hmmm...pls retract ur claws...I was not referring to you or any of ur posts...I was talking about the same post...the one u quoted...the same one that is causing all the heat on this thread...
Thank you for acknowledging me as a lady...i chose not to retaliate coz sth tells me U did that in error...pls retract ur claws...
I endorsed ur earlier Posts and even chose to forgive you for attacking me for nothing I did or said to you...i may not have that grace again...you re so lucky...today is divine mercy Sunday...peace

SomBaby:


Hmmm...pls retract ur claws...I was not referring to you or any of ur posts...I was talking about the same post...the one u quoted...the same one that is causing all the heat on this thread...
Thank you for acknowledging me as a lady...i chose not to retaliate coz sth tells me U did that in error...pls retract ur claws...
I endorsed ur earlier Posts and even chose to forgive you for attacking me for nothing I did or said to you...i may not have that grace again...you re so lucky...today is divine mercy Sunday...peace

Sorry, I never mean to offend u, I don't insult ladies who have good moral behavior and I know u are one of such.

Apart from causcasian, if my post has ever offend u, please don't be angry, since most people get angry with my post and I see it as the fun of the room till we hear from NNPC, I will stop attacking people

babacha:


Sorry, I never mean to offend u, I don't insult ladies who have good moral behavior and I know u are one of such.

Apart from causcasian, if my post has ever offend u, please don't be angry, since most people get angry with my post and I see it as the fun of the room till we hear from NNPC, I will stop attacking people

Its alright...you are welcome...
Thank you for the compliment

prelinctus:

With all due respect, Sir, kindly do the needful.

Bros since u dey claim English teacher here, make I give u technical problem here make u solve? And please u will also show us the working, na simple one I go give u, are u ready?

babacha:


Bros since u dey claim English teacher here, make I give u technical problem here make u solve? And please u will also show us the working, na simple one I go give u, are u ready?

YES, I am ready!!!

Hahahaha ... I convulsed in laughter and woke my baby niece from her sleep. . *still laughing*

Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR

CAVEAT: Haven't you inflicted enough pain upon your soul? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth about my malevolent character push you deeper into the abyss of much more remorse and public obloquy? Heed my warning. Do not proceed wordings with me. For this nairaLAND could either be your sanctuary or it might dig your grave. Make your choice.

I never knew you were this worse. I could have mortgaged a life jacket for your sake by not posting at all in this nnpc thread. I should have continued with my reading and observation. But you thought you were smart and poetic. Now the whole landers are watching you drawn helplessly and hopelessly in a pintsize pool you foolishly constructed.

For your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less than a man.

As an act of pity, I suggest you make no further comments. Because, it seems by each extra-post you make, your brain deteriorates more in a geometric retrogression.
I can see that you are now humble in your reproach, settling for a peaceful co-existence with all. I am also willing to meet you in the real world and commiserate with you by registering you in a night school. Don't worry about the fees. I shall pay .. I just want your IQ and poor grammar to improve below average

He is a proud psycho. Very highly inflammable. Do not throw match boxes in my combustion chambers because when I burn, even your cohorts will be consumed in the flames.

Caucasian:
Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR

CAVEAT: Haven't you inflicted enough pain upon your soul? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth about my malevolent character push you deeper into the abyss of much more remorse and public obloquy? Heed my warning. Do not proceed wordings with me. For this nairaLAND could either be your sanctuary or it might dig your grave. Make your choice.

I never knew you were this worse. I could have mortgaged a life jacket for your sake by not posting at all in this nnpc thread. I should have continued with my reading and observation. But you thought you were smart and poetic. Now the whole landers are watching you drawn helplessly and hopelessly in a pintsize pool you foolishly constructed.

For your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel.

As an act of pity, I suggest you make no further comments. Because, it seems by each extra-post you make, your brain deteriorates more in a geometric retrogression.
I can see that you are now humble in your reproach, settling for a peaceful co-existence with all. I am also willing to meet you in the real world and commiserate with you by registering you in a night school. Don't worry about the fees. I shall pay .. I just want your IQ and poor grammar to improve below average

He is a proud psycho. Very highly inflammable. Do not throw match boxes in my combustion chambers because when I burn, even your cohorts will be consumed in the flames.

A fool at 40 is still speaking, don't u see that they called ur post a digusting post, dat means u are rotting.
You think u are healthy and strong, I advice u go and do HIV test
If u are not practicing blo job, u will not use it to test interpersonal skill, u first post here just tell us what is inside u what u are interested in,
Just do ur HIV test and post the resul here, if u are negative, maybe some people here will give u a contract for that job u like
Till I see ur HIV test result posted here, I will not answer u on this thread again no mattere what u say

[quote author=Caucasian post=3264750 "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.[/quote]

Lawd!
*falls into lagoon*

xdamson:


YES, I am ready!!!

U are not prilinctus but warm ur brain with this.
What is the total capacity in barrel(bbl) of a rectangular tank 5 meters in height knowing that it will hold 200 leters per foot?

Awwwwwwww!!!! ;sorry dear .. I couldn't risk reading your post much further as it is getting MUCH MORE WORSE than ever ...

I am replying only because I forgot to add something in my previous post. Did you mention yourself waiting for an interview? ?? which interview ? NNPC ?? NO NO NO NO ...

Fool no man here. You didn't participate in any aptitude test let alone waiting for an interview you are unworthy of. Phillips is a man and not a cyborg. He is not lame and daft enough to shortlist you for test. Not even by human error. Because you are worse than error.

Wait fight no dey taya una for this thread? Na wa ooo

xdamson:


YES, I am ready!!!

Look at this practical one also

Why is the discharge and suction of a centrifugal pump usually at 90 degree?

U no be english teacher, the questions are suppose to be for english teachere, but if him still need, enough are on the head to drop for him, I don't need to consult any tin to drop them

[quote author=Caucasian post=32647502]



But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less

It is so appauling that this thread which is supposed to be educating and enlightening as we prepare for the intervew has been taken over by immaturity and infantry. From dwelling so much on grammatical blunders, to value-eroding discussions, and insults. No one is talking about likely interview questions. No one is looking out for a fellow who share their major to discuss field-specific questions that may arise during the interview. You all should take a cue from the NLNG thread. Before you make a post, you should ask yourself if an HR rep from NNPC would consider you employable after reading such. Please let's make this thread meaningful again.

Mechanical engineering GT hopefuls, how is your prep? I am expecting questions from thermodynamics, int comb engines, Eng design, strength of materials, turbo-machinery and fluid mechanics. What's your take?

babacha:


I type most of things in haste, and some times, most of the keys won't respond when I type them and I don't read through before submitting cos is not an exam and is not a report I am sending to my supervisor. I see those error myself most time after submission.
As far as u understand what I am trying to say, I just leave it like that

make it short, snapy and consis all those stories frm ur villa. Learn 2 conced defit. GEJ

Caucasian:
Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR

CAVEAT: Haven't you inflicted enough pain upon your soul? Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth about my malevolent character push you deeper into the abyss of much more remorse and public obloquy? Heed my warning. Do not proceed wordings with me. For this nairaLAND could either be your sanctuary or it might dig your grave. Make your choice.

I never knew you were this worse. I could have mortgaged a life jacket for your sake by not posting at all in this nnpc thread. I should have continued with my reading and observation. But you thought you were smart and poetic. Now the whole landers are watching you drawn helplessly and hopelessly in a pintsize pool you foolishly constructed.

For your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less than a man.

As an act of pity, I suggest you make no further comments. Because, it seems by each extra-post you make, your brain deteriorates more in a geometric retrogression.
I can see that you are now humble in your reproach, settling for a peaceful co-existence with all. I am also willing to meet you in the real world and commiserate with you by registering you in a night school. Don't worry about the fees. I shall pay .. I just want your IQ and poor grammar to improve below average

He is a proud psycho. Very highly inflammable. Do not throw match boxes in my combustion chambers because when I burn, even your cohorts will be consumed in the flames.

too long we need d summary

babacha:


It was a typing error I mean to write, I did not know that the t did not appear, but ur common sense should have tell u that

hmm Babacha,wit dis ur aboki name,u r one of doz fightin western education...abeg i no get dat time to correct all doz ur many errors...shey u cn see nw,wen ur mates whr inside english class,u whr ontop mango tree,pluckin mango 2eat...dnt quote me again,if nt we wud ask u to produce ur original certificate

babacha:


A fool at 40 is still speaking, don't u see that they called ur post a digusting post, dat means u are rotting.
You think u are healthy and strong, I advice u go and do HIV test
If u are not practicing blo job, u will not use it to test interpersonal skill, u first post here just tell us what is inside u what u are interested in,
Just do ur HIV test and post the resul here, if u are negative, maybe some people here will give u a contract for that job u like
Till I see ur HIV test result posted here, I will not answer u on this thread again no mattere what u say

2 long! Short it

lobito007:
It is so appauling that this thread which is supposed to be educating and enlightening as we prepare for the intervew has been taken over by immaturity and infantry. From dwelling so much on grammatical blunders, to value-eroding discussions, and insults. No one is talking about likely interview questions. No one is looking out for a fellow who share their major to discuss field-specific questions that may arise during the interview. You all should take a cue from the NLNG thread. Before you make a post, you should ask yourself if an HR rep from NNPC would consider you employable after reading such. Please let's make this thread meaningful again.

Mechanical engineering GT hopefuls, how is your prep? I am expecting questions from thermodynamics, int comb engines, Eng design, strength of materials, turbo-machinery and fluid mechanics. What's your take?

My broda the questions may not be that technical, maybe 1 or 2 though. Be rest assured that it will be CV based and it will proceed in line with the direction of your answers.

For instance:
Q: Which subsidiary would you like to work in and why?

Q: You said you prefer to work in IDSL. Tell us how you would explain to an uncle in the village, the importance of IDSL?

Q: You studied Agric. Econs. Can u tell us how renewable energy can affect the agricultural sector; the opportunities and the likely challenges.

One funny one could be: as you walk in and have finished greeting the panel. One of them may just ask u with a stone cold look, ''What are u doing here?!'' loool. This one is sure to throw some ppl off balance.