Ahmed4002:


I don't care leemah4u make use of segun 3D glass.
All I know we still dey 4life

ah this jazz is strong o

Sofdoc bring chain make we carry this guy for deliverance

Shout out 2 all e-couples...una sabi make person envious sha o

sleekyonyx:
wow.... thanks hun

Our own sleeky......morning!.....Good to know u r gud n haven't deserted

erisegun:
hehehehehe! Chop knuckle bro! G.mornin*

Good morning boss!

megawax8:


Good to know.....we on the lag hope train together.....hoping for the best it is

*any blood sucker on here dat looks for ur trouble, just take a deep breathe alone and I'd b dere to break bones *

see dem Lagos people

Good morning sugarbabekemi.. Hwz ur nite? Hope u are preparing sha?

oracle009:
Like seriously?! Like seriously?! U guys stil dey on all ds e-boo ish? V actualy lost faith in dt after Luchiana1 (hp i spel dt well) broke my hrt... U guys shld stop all ds o nd letz dscus better tins like 'biotech nd itz inherent nd transcendin risks in d 21st century... #dnt quote me o, coz i dey vex criosly....btw...xray2, babatawa, doublezero7, nigerdeltaboi nd d likes.... Aw prep for camp? I don buy milo... E rmain milk... OYO CAMP LOADING!!!!!

Lol thank God na Oyo camp we go gather dey... God willing. Just know say that milo na for two

Nigerdeltaboi:

see dem Lagos people

My brother, na to dey hopeful ooo

Na God dey work my own for me sha

Is it true that corp members will know their states of PPA today?

Work beckons....

Misspetit dearie.....ttyl

Hope you have a wonderful day ahead

*also, check ur mail*

sleekyonyx:
wow.... thanks hun

You welcome dear

richybanky:
After spending like 7 years in Lagos Street doing hustling jobs cus man must eat like pple used to say den I finally got admission into Uni 2008 bin trying d skul twice bt funniest part of everything was dat am abt going to part2 in Lasu (studying computer science part-time program) wen I heard dat my name came out wit supplementary list and was offered engineering Physics nobody tell me say make I bone d computer science wey I dey do for Lasu cus Lasu skul fees na die after paying OAU skul fees and normal dues dat were supposed to be paid. Den we move to d wahala aspect which is screening, d faculty screening na die I moved out frm d screening exercise and decided to take some rest at white house basement, saw many tins of chemistry notice board bt since I no get wetin to do I decided to feed my eyes wit wetin dey d notice board na so I first see tsunami results CHM 202 (wayray course) I counted d number of F's and I was like wetin be dis kind tin God na so 1 guy fresher like me said Chai dis guys no dey read ni see as den failed l woefully, shouting den be Olodo, 1 guy tapped d guy (stallite student) say dis course na die oooo say he no fit advise hin name to study chemistry as a course na so fear enter my body cus I hate chemistry wit passion

DamiEsan can testify to dis matter



To be continued......
Modified : pls don't mind my typo error cus no time for editing

Guy, that CHM 202 na tsunami course. I thank God I didn't have to take it. I guess in my part 3 that I saw a sort of open letter by the students who took the course, requesting that the general students help them to intervene so the result might be cancelled. Almost 80% of BCH, MCB ZOO failed the course that year. I only had to pity them. But interestingly, students in Chemical Engineering seem to cope better.

megawax8:
Work beckons....

Misspetit dearie.....ttyl

Hope you have a wonderful day ahead

*also, check ur mail*

Okay dear ttyl

Biology for physical sciences

I hate dis course so tey I don't knw how I can describe it, first I hate anything like cramming cus my brain fit burst wen I dey crime secondly any reading dat doesn't involve me pressing my calculator only boring to me.. Dis course was grp into 4 aspects biochemistry, microbiology, botany & zoology
D lecturer frm biochemistry aspect Dr Okonji, make d guy never die well I tink d guy finished his first degree in Unical, dis guy na mad man and like ladies more dan anything, d guy frustrated everyone of us dat took d course by giving us yeye assignment dat we can solve within 3 hrs and be telling us to submit 1hr after his class, like I said earlier may dis Okonji guy never die well
I tink DamiEsan will also knw d guy

D lecturer frm microbiology aspect na clown, telling us we going to do test and is not going to inform anybody wen d test would be written, dat anyway he doesn't wear his tie means we going to write our test, I was like who talk say make I comot Lasu wey be say na enjoyment I dey always dey cus OAU don frustrate me like anything, majority of us always pray dat God should keep allowing dis guy to use his tie ooo na so I dey waka come class see peeps dey rush in to class and d class small (BOOB) beep frm d Window na hin I see say bastard no wear tie, me too jump enter d class rough myself for one place sit down and tear a sheet if paper, d test was something else bt is better writing down ur name and matric number maybe dat one go attract some marks, after some classes again dis mad man came to class one day wit his tie on him, wrote d topic he wants to teach us on dat day on d board and before explaining, he turned to class and remove his tie Chai na so I curse dis man say hin pikin too go suffer nothing to say abt d zoology and botany aspect just na names wey I never hear before I dey see

D exam of dis course na something else, dat microbiology aspect was full of date like which date dis wayray scientist discovered jack Daniel, MacDowell etc
Like which year Estellar would finally accept my proposal like which year kingphilip would finally give up on Estellar and use spaghetti rope to hang himself etc
Dere was a part 4 guy at my back, d guy don write all d dates on his palm na so mad lecturer talk say make we show our palm, mehn d guy enter one chance ooo, told d lecturer he just wrote it on his palm wen he's trying remembering d date so so scientist discover so so micro organism




To be continued....
Modified : sheyman4phy can say something abt dis course and wayray guy (Okonji)

femolala001:
Good morning sugarbabekemi.. Hwz ur nite? Hope u are preparing sha?

morning bobo, ma nyte was great, hw bout urs? Yes yes, I'm preparin o, even if na only shorts nd tennis I don buy

xray2:


Lol thank God na Oyo camp we go gather dey... God willing. Just know say that milo na for two

see booking

megawax8:

My brother, na to dey hopeful ooo

Na God dey work my own for me sha

good sha as for me na God hand i leave the posting to.

lagmostkuit:


Stop breaking and start building!

Na bottle nau baby, just in case some peeps want to pass dere boundary

Sugarbabekemi:
morning bobo, ma nyte was great, hw bout urs? Yes yes, I'm preparin o, even if na only shorts nd tennis I don buy

u try ,biro sef i neva buy

kingphilip:
richbanky let's start operation put megawax n mispetit asunder

Lols, I go soon start dat one now.. I want finish dis

#OperationShareUrTestimonyOfWatYouPassedTruInSkul

First

bright007:
Is it true that corp members will know their states of PPA today?

PPA ke ! ,na call up letter madam

kingphilip:
una de pay all fees before screening That's serious o

If person fail d screening how him go get him money back

Dere is no way u can fail d screening even if u used fake o'level result, na final year OAU go send d pesin comot for skul OAU na mad skul

megawax8:


Our own sleeky......morning!.....Good to know u r gud n haven't deserted

Morning dear

Johnpaul88:
Guy, that CHM 202 na tsunami course. I thank God I didn't have to take it. I guess in my part 3 that I saw a sort of open letter by the students who took the course, requesting that the general students help them to intervene so the result might be cancelled. Almost 80% of BCH, MCB ZOO failed the course that year. I only had to pity them. But interestingly, students in Chemical Engineering seem to cope better.

Bro, I was asking my senior colleagues in dept if we ar still going to do chemistry in part2, I hate dt course wit passion so say I failed 101 & 102
Chemistry breaking GP since 19BC

richybanky:

Na bottle nau baby, just in case some peeps want to pass dere boundary

black bottle holder

richybanky:
Biology for physical sciences

I hate dis course so tey I don't knw how I can describe it, first I hate anything like cramming cus my brain fit burst wen I dey crime secondly any reading dat doesn't involve me pressing my calculator only boring to me.. Dis course was grp into 4 aspects biochemistry, microbiology, botany & zoology
D lecturer frm biochemistry aspect Dr Okonji, make d guy never die well I tink d guy finished his first degree in Unical, dis guy na mad man and like ladies more dan anything, d guy frustrated everyone of us dat took d course by giving us yeye assignment dat we can solve within 3 hrs and be telling us to submit 1hr after his class, like I said earlier may dis Okonji guy never die well
I tink DamiEsan will also knw d guy

D lecturer frm microbiology aspect na clown, telling us we going to do test and is not going to inform anybody wen d test would be written, dat anyway he doesn't wear his tie means we going to write our test, I was like who talk say make I comot Lasu wey be say na enjoyment I dey always dey cus OAU don frustrate me like anything, majority of us always pray dat God should keep allowing dis guy to use his tie ooo na so I dey waka come class see peeps dey rush in to class and d class small (BOOB) beep frm d Window na hin I see say bastard no wear tie, me too jump enter d class rough myself for one place sit down and tear a sheet if paper, d test was something else bt is better writing down ur name and matric number maybe dat one go attract some marks, after some classes again dis mad man came to class one day wit his tie on him, wrote d topic he wants to teach us on dat day on d board and before explaining, he turned to class and remove his tie Chai na so I curse dis man say hin pikin too go suffer nothing to say abt d zoology and botany aspect just na names wey I never hear before I dey see

D exam of dis course na something else, dat microbiology aspect was full of date like which date dis wayray scientist discovered jack Daniel, MacDowell etc
Like which year Estellar would finally accept my proposal like which year kingphilip would finally give up on Estellar and use spaghetti rope to hang himself etc
Dere was a part 4 guy at my back, d guy don write all d dates on his palm na so mad lecturer talk say make we show our palm, mehn d guy enter one chance ooo, told d lecturer he just wrote it on his palm wen he's trying remembering d date so so scientist discover so so micro organism




To be continued....
Modified : sheyman4phy can say something abt dis course and wayray guy (Okonji)

Lmao @ tie removing...that cracked me up
Some of this lecturers are funny and weird.

Nigerdeltaboi:

u try ,biro sef i neva buy

ewoooo, nd I sure say sme pple travelling box don ready

Nigerdeltaboi:

PPA ke ! ,na call up letter madam

not PPA.. but the STATE where they will serve. I remember reading it here that from today, corp members will start receiving text on their states.


so I wanna confirm if its true

Sugarbabekemi:
morning bobo, ma nyte was great, hw bout urs? Yes yes, I'm preparin o, even if na only shorts nd tennis I don buy

Hmmm... No worry, we will be in the same camp.

*carrys koboko*today ama chase all these ghostmode people from the window , Oautce , Sambar , frenzydilz , haywhy28 , safex101 , Jayroland, ALAYORMII , prosper00 , wahlay , chibabi ,dassypearl ,oya make una enter house

@ richybanky, go literature section, u say no, nd u sabi write story, kontunu, u gats talent

femolala001:
22 days to go, approximately 3weeks..

wen u start dey do count down?

mawni