babacha:


Lol, I know most pti guys, am currently working with one ogaga, he finish from Pti, sodium is with total now and most of my guys who finish from pti are in schlumberger. But guy! graduate from ur school dey oil and gas sector well well. Must of us has learn the secret and we are moving with them

Caucasian:
Haha haha hhihihihi hihihi hohohohohohoho kakaka owiga owiga chi chi chi haha ha .. I laugh in hindu ... aaaawwwwww !!!!! My Dear mr HE/SHE aka MR, I WAS A TYPING ERROR

IFor your information, my first post on this thread was a game. I was only playing psychometrics on anyone willing to fail. Testing the interpersonal-skills some of us claim to have naturally. Interviewers do that sometimes to provoke you and then watch your reaction to see if you are naturally rude, intolerant and aggressive most especially if it were a customer service post.

But your few brain cells couldn't cushion themselves to that thinking direction. I knew you were not the first to hit me in failure. But you allowed your volitions mislead you into dancing to the auto-suggestions of a lady who call herself "somMUMU". Oh sorry I meant sombaby.

Less prosaic soul, she was the first to hit me bad and I haven't responded till now right? You think I ignored her because of her gender ? NO. ... I Just refused to see and observe her because she is as insignificant here as a moisture content in a contaminated diesel fuel. She obviously mocked you several times and for the first time you stood up against her, you went low into an unworthy apology because you are a WEAKLING FROM BIRTH. Less than a man.

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babacha:


Guy I be full delta guy o, and I be mech eng to the core and I can defend it to any level, not just the theory but the practical. Mech eng flows in my blood, is like a food I eat every day cos my work every two weeks in a month revolve around it. Especially diesel engine and rotating equipments

SomBaby:



I decided to keep quiet yesterday because like I said, it was a DIVINE MERCY sunday...so lucky are you.

You couldn't attack me directly(so cowardly of you) because you have probably not recovered from my initial outburst...
From all indications(Obviously your attitude and venomious speech), you are:
1. A gay...(and your favorite is BLO JOB)
2. A proffessional harlot(For you to advertise it publicly...SHAME ON YOU)
3.A pervert(You have obviously practised with small boys and have excelled and now you are pro)
4.An uncircumcised babboon(I don't think anyone has BLOWN yours and you instead resorted to BLOWING peoples')
5.Your mother's biggest error( cos if she had her way, she would have let another semen fertilise her egg...you are just too lucky)

For your information, if you repeat that trash here, I would personally write to admin and have you barred entirely form NairaLand...take your filth else where...not on this platform...you are warned
Am happy you are looking for a job and not one of us awaiting for interview from NNPC(still on our present jobs though) cos I don't know how I can work alongside a sex addict(BLOW JOBBER)...Good Luck in your endeavours...FATHER FUCKER!!!!

@ Prelictus I hope I have done well( you seemed too bored)
My fellow peeps...nice day !

SomBaby:



I decided to keep quiet yesterday because like I said, it was a DIVINE MERCY sunday...so lucky are you.

You couldn't attack me directly(so cowardly of you) because you have probably not recovered from my initial outburst...
From all indications(Obviously your attitude and venomious speech), you are:
1. A gay...(and your favorite is BLO JOB)
2. A proffessional harlot(For you to advertise it publicly...SHAME ON YOU)
3.A pervert(You have obviously practised with small boys and have excelled and now you are pro)
4.An uncircumcised babboon(I don't think anyone has BLOWN yours and you instead resorted to BLOWING peoples')
5.Your mother's biggest error( cos if she had her way, she would have let another semen fertilise her egg...you are just too lucky)

For your information, if you repeat that trash here, I would personally write to admin and have you barred entirely form NairaLand...take your filth else where...not on this platform...you are warned
Am happy you are looking for a job and not one of us awaiting for interview from NNPC(still on our present jobs though) cos I don't know how I can work alongside a sex addict(BLOW JOBBER)...Good Luck in your endeavours...FATHER FUCKER!!!!

@ Prelictus I hope I have done well( you seemed too bored)
My fellow peeps...nice day !

prelinctus:

Lol, nice one. Admit it, you were bored too, weren't you?

uyosolo:

na so,b4 Adam nd Eve open eye,we don open eyes finish,no dulin,oil republic...i tink i knw dat ogaga,bt nt sure if its d pngp ogaga or med ogaga...i dnt wnt to mention my name so dat som ppl wud nt throw me 4rm towers

Caucasian:
... Too bad. I thought you were almost better than your husband (abacha) who uses his half engineering degree as an alibi for his overall academic poverty. I guess you were a baby engineering student too.

My commiserations for you hinges not only on your poor mental coordination and spelling errors but also on your careless and dirty talk. YOU TALK VERY DIRTY. Using the " F " word at random just like you really do in the secrecy of your hypocrisy.

You were even asking someone if you did a nice job. Hahah haha ha ha.. what a local girl you are with zero self-awareness. Like i did to your shameless abacha, I would also show you a level of maturity and mental discipline by not insulting your parents in return because I respect them even if I don't know them at all.

It took you almost too days to compose this shit. Groping for words to express your tiny mind and all you could produce is your imperfection in speech and disgust. Aawwwwww!!! SomMUMU oh sorry sombaby, you are less than decent my dear. No wonder I just chose to disregard you from the beginning as I labeled you INSIGNIFICANT.

Am glad my test really paid off. .. Your performance revealed your filthy self and poor moral up-bringing. Keep it up pig.

Caucasian:
... Too bad. I thought you were almost better than your husband (abacha) who uses his half engineering degree as an alibi for his overall academic poverty. I guess you were a baby engineering student too.

My commiserations for you hinges not only on your poor mental coordination and spelling errors but also on your careless and dirty talk. YOU TALK VERY DIRTY. Using the " F " word at random just like you really do in the secrecy of your hypocrisy.

You were even asking someone if you did a nice job. Hahah haha ha ha.. what a local girl you are with zero self-awareness. Like i did to your shameless abacha, I would also show you a level of maturity and mental discipline by not insulting your parents in return because I respect them even if I don't know them at all.




It took you almost too days to compose this shit. Groping for words to express your tiny mind and all you could produce is your imperfection in speech and disgust. Aawwwwww!!! SomMUMU oh sorry sombaby, you are less than decent my dear. No wonder I just chose to disregard you from the beginning as I labeled you INSIGNIFICANT.

Am glad my test really paid off. .. Your performance revealed your filthy self and poor moral up-bringing. Keep it up pig.

prelinctus:
@babacha, you seem to misunderstand my intent. Let me put this into perspective. Most major companies, in recent times, have moved on from just 'panel interview' to 'assessment centre'. If you've ever been to an AC(obviously you haven't), you'd realise there's always a presentation stage where you'd have to express yourself. Communication skills, among other things, are examined here. Now, if you commit the kind of blunders you've been committing here, you'd be written off even before you have the chance to flaunt your mechanical engineering skills at the interview stage. So, just accept the corrections and kindly do the needful.

babacha:
For the engineering guys, let's share one question that u often see in an oil and gas company interview
What are the uses of valves?
No comment is wrong, let's share ideas

babacha:


My guy let me correct u so that u don't judge me with what u see here.
The last interview I did was not for children. After the aptitude test, they gave those of us who pass a topic to develop on power point with not more than 5 slide. I develop the topic using power point, save it to a flash and on the interview day I went there with my flash and deliver a presentation using the slide I prepare for 10minutes, after that, the panel start asking question as I stand in front of them, they gave me marker and some times I need to make a sketch on a board to answer their question.
At the end, with the help of God I passed and that is where I am currently working now. So guy don't judge me here cos is not an exam and I am not reporting to any body here,
If both of us are to face a critical assessment with a prize attached to it, if u pass me even in this ur english u think u know, then I will have to go back to school

To tell u too, I have taking part in a debate organize by one of the bank in nigeria. From the branch level, I move to the state level and then to zonal level and finally to the national level and I came second nationwide at the last stage. The recommendation letter the bank gave me is still with me and if u want to see, send me ur email and I will send it to u. Bros mind the way u judge me

omodave:
Hey guys enough of all this english blah blah
, . Ok u guys are good we all know that, though everyone hv the right to criticise but let it be a contractive one. Cheer! engr. Abacha where were we

Ozugbo:
Guy u ar 2 much in ur 'english'

babacha:
For the engineering guys, let's share one question that u often see in an oil and gas company interview

What are the uses of valves?

No comment is wrong, let's share ideas

scarletdp:

To ensure flow in a specific direction

UnknownT:
We 'were' in Valves!!!!!

babacha:


That is good but they do more than that. The do basically 3 things
1, To stop and start flow
2, To regulate flow
3, To stop back flow

Let some one bring question too na

Caucasian:
Hahahaha ... it is not chEms but chAms. You are too dull like sombaby. You are even making errors in what you just spied. And who told you I didn't pass?

SomBaby:


who cares what you think...your thoughts are as filthy as they come...
I don't need to prove my spelling bee to you...reason, you are a blow jobber

Go to hell....remain there and guess what, you will get promoted easily with your skills...idiot

lobito007:
Here's a question I was asked at an interview: Why is diesel engine preferred to petrol engine in heavy-duty vehicles?