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The Lady Next Door by okikife(m): 8:03pm On Apr 13, 2015
little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he
hears a thumping sound coming from his parents
bedroom.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making
noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and
down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says "Oh well I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that
makes him thin again."
The little boy says, "that won't work"
His Mom says, "WHY?"
The little boy replies "because the lady next door
comes over, after you leave, and blows him back
up!"
Re: The Lady Next Door by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 8:18pm On Apr 13, 2015
okikife:
little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he
hears a thumping sound coming from his parents
bedroom.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making
noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and
down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says "Oh well I'm
bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that
makes him thin again."
The little boy says, "that won't work"
His Mom says, "WHY?"
The little boy replies "because the lady next door
comes over, after you leave, and blows him back
up!"


Alacoba.. Lolz grin
Re: The Lady Next Door by xreal: 8:40pm On Apr 13, 2015
Meaning the man is always bouncing on the lady next door.
Re: The Lady Next Door by okikife(m): 9:22pm On Apr 13, 2015
yes dey always du collaboration
Re: The Lady Next Door by nairalife2013(m): 9:45pm On Apr 13, 2015
As usual, I expected mom to faint on hearing dat!
Re: The Lady Next Door by okikife(m): 9:59pm On Apr 13, 2015
yes she must
Re: The Lady Next Door by ki02020(m): 10:42pm On Apr 13, 2015
Wetin she dey blow?na
Re: The Lady Next Door by okikife(m): 5:46am On Apr 14, 2015
the boy is trying to tell mum dat after is own living anoda lady nd dad also du wetin mum hide o

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