doublezero7:


I just dey look the guy!

asodane:
NYSC 2015 Service Year
32 minutes ago · Edited ·
THE 2015 BATCH 'A' PROSPECTIVE CORPS
MEMBERS.
The 2015 Batch 'A' prospective Corps Members
are advised to start checking their names as
from Tomorrow Friday 17th April, 2015 from their
various institutions attended. while checking,
they are expected to note their name and call-up
numbers, Especially those that didn't pay for the
Online printing of Call-up Letters.

Gracyel:

Lol.. I wish there was a kiss emoticon. Good morning sugar!

harleybee:


Amen o
Thanks! Really appreciate

kingphilip:
tnx baba

Hws d queen doing

kingphilip:
u r welcome dear But don't forget to share wen it's straightened

I will definitely
BTW, I didn't know about getting another bank account number from a specified bank during NYSC. I heard its compulsory. How true is that? Do you know? Because I'm not in for having different accounts

limpopo:

no carry that one cum oooo..... Wetin be e-hunter certified again... No think say you fit open office for ma head ooo

kingphilip:
I'm with ha

I'm replying u through my TV screen

kingphilip:
same cherry

Hw e go b

joyjoomla:


Why wl u go n be watching,reading and listening on spread leave under scorching sun in dis 21thcentury.
Abeg com join me on cushion chair in full A.C room and let b watching them in 3D.

Erisegun bai-bai!
I'm porting
This is the season for change!

*balances well on the cushion*

harleybee:


I will definitely
BTW, I didn't know about getting another bank account number from a specified bank during NYSC. I heard its compulsory. How true is that? Do you know? Because I'm not in for having different accounts

jbomo11:


How can I get d ticket bruv?

kingphilip:
eh that's y I said go n play d building is completed already

Emmydny:

it's a must dey would create an account for Yu.

Really? Oh well!
Thanks!

joyjoomla:


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
The government of this land has resolved to place an indefinite embargo on LIMPOPO owing to his illegal hunting activities and his defiance and irecalcitrant
behavior whn approach by the agents of the ministry for e-boo hunting led by the chairman of the agency prof Erisegun (Bsc, NL, PDS, UABS), and the agency special assistant Mrs Elenumujabelo Leemah4u.
He is therefore excommunicated and whoever sees him hunting around the estate is bound to report to the nearest polis station.

Signed:
Joyjoomla
Secretary to Ministry of e-boo hunting.

joyjoomla:


PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
The government of this land has resolved to place an indefinite embargo on LIMPOPO owing to his illegal hunting activities and his defiance and irecalcitrant
behavior whn approach by the agents of the ministry for e-boo hunting led by the chairman of the agency prof Erisegun (Bsc, NL, PDS, UABS), and the agency special assistant Mrs Elenumujabelo Leemah4u.
He is therefore excommunicated and whoever sees him hunting around the estate is bound to report to the nearest polis station.

Signed:
Joyjoomla
Secretary to Ministry of e-boo hunting.

kingphilip:
no

Beejayx:
1. Bleaching your skin is not
a problem, the
problem is having white
face, yellow hands,
chocolate lips and black
legs. Are you zebra?
2. Kissing your man is not a
problem, The
problem is how you do it.
Stop making sounds
like a car crash "pitom
pitom pitommi"! Abeg U de
disturb pipu!
3. Screaming during sex is
romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is
screaming and shouting
like crazy "JESUS,Oh my
God, Holy Mary" Hello.. You
are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I
if its out of wedlock I don't
know if you are
reminding GOD to punish
you
4. [b][/b]Wearing short skirts or
dresses is not a problem
in fact its hella sexy, The
problem is wearing your
mini looking all nice and
walking around and
when you see guys you try
to pull it down,
Now
youwant it to be long?....
Abi.. Keep deceiving
yourself na
5. Loving your man is not a
problem. it doesn't
involve me but the problem
is changing your
surname to his on
Facebook. But his mother
doesn't even know you ...
Chill!! And I would hate
to read your post later
saying
MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS
6. Calling all men dogs
aren't the problem, the
problem is tagging yourself
saint when you know
he didn't "do" himself but
you.. So since you did it
with him, kindly say I HAVE
BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG
And please let us know the
breed of dogs
you came to the world from
because your dad is there
and your mum have been
his bed partner...
True or False?

Estellar:
joyjoomla fimile

doublezero7:


See this one sha! Lol!

harleybee:


Erisegun bai-bai!
I'm porting
This is the season for change!

*balances well on the cushion*

Estellar:
joyjoomla u wish.... U b real yeye boy. Baby tell him

kingphilip:
I'm with ha

I'm replying u through my TV screen

kingphilip:
na so e suppose be now Abi how u c am

doublezero7:


Queen Sleekyonyx is doing very fine! Thanks for asking!

spartoo:
#nowplaying


Small Doctor - Mosquito killer


*I de kill mosquito well well*

lagmostkuit:

All d babes here too like sleep buh e be like say dat fine girl "missjoe" wey dey talk bout movie go try..

limpopo:

you will hear from my lawyer very soon. Coz i cant be bullied with ur big grammars...
BTW... Hope fine gals dey ur ministry sha, make e no turn out say na untop UGLY gals i dey fight on top coz i go win the case

doublezero7:


Queen Sleekyonyx is doing very fine! Thanks for asking!