DollyParton1:

hahahhahaha
oh Lawd!!!! You even put sir untop abuse.
Those old agbayas sef.

Na so na
Them go come look innocent

godoluwa:
if u neva board molue in ur lyftime, u realy missed a lot. if u r sad b4 u enter molue, b4 u spend just a minute inside d bus, u will forget ur sorrow

I have never boarded it and I don't feel like I missed anything

Dyt:
Each time I boarded
Its either I fight for someone tapping my ass or mistakenly touch my boobs or I throw up cos I am choking
Deep sigh

Speechless!!! OMG

Dyt:
Each time I boarded
Its either I fight for someone tapping my ass or mistakenly touch my boobs or I throw up cos I am choking
Deep sigh

Lol !!!
It was both ways because I remember entering a molue and had to stand because I was rushing somewhere.
A certain naughty lady was using her bosom to press hard against my back, whenever the conductors asks people to move further inside the bus to create space for other passengers to board, and was grinning mischeviously whenever i squirm in discomfort at what she was doing.

Molue still dey na !!! Lagod for show , hate the state with so much crowd like wtf ..........IB base , SW based

I rem this day I wore a top that had all my cleavage in the open
This yeye man elbow the first time, I cleared throat, he said sorry
Sec time I looked he said sorry
Third time was a sounding slap
He didn't even say Nada
He got down half way cos I kept talking
Oloshi
Agbaya
Oniranu
Touch me one more time and I will strip u

And another time, I cldnt just do anything
I let the man have his way
He kept rubbing my bum with his thing
I wanted him pour so he cld be disgraced
He got down with a huge hard on
Ppl laughed at him ehn[/quote]
So last last na so d guy take straf u for public. E no bad sha. Lolzzzzz

Truckpusher:
Girls with big batty like yours don't faint in sucyh buses - They faint people on the bed.

Eeeerrrm do I know u

DollyParton1:


Eeeerrrm do I know u

Not at all but I know you very very well.

lozanni:


Lol !!!
It was both ways because I remember entering a molue and had to stand because I was rushing somewhere.
A certain naughty lady was using her bosom to press hard against my back, whenever the conductors asks people to move further inside the bus to create space for other passengers to board, and was grinning mischeviously whenever i squirm in discomfort at what she was doing.

Crazy ppl everywhere



Macob
That was his problem
I wasn't the disgraced one covering a bulge

musulumi:
Molue!!! U guys shouldn't start this nah...

It keeps reminding me of a strongly pierced Ukwu I rested my John Thomas on from Oshodi to Abule egba dis faithful day while standing. She never complained. She even positioned well for me.

Still searching for d likes since then though....fun

Lol....
keep searching. .. u go find.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

I have never boarded it and I don't feel like I missed anything

how old are u and av u been to Lagos b4?

Truckpusher:
Not at all but I know you very very well.

from where to where?

DollyParton1:

from where to where?

Two by Four as in like this 2x4

C aw babes dey talk abt deir experience,l8r u go c dem dey form 4 a thread here on nairaland dah''cn u get married in a self-contain apartmnt''...na 4 dere u go dey c God forbid,na insyd duplex I wnt nd blah blah blah.......

VenusBetty:
we rock

You like someone born in early 2000 though

Eko Oni Baje!

1one:


You like someone born in early 2000 though

thanks for the compliment

ITbomb:
The new born would be like, "why the heck would someone enter that?"

That office that you are working today, the owner bin enter this to catch up an appointment for contract

still flexiin it in alaba international

AZeD1:


Might be

Might be kinni Dis one didn't enjoy it nah, d other women did! So interesting jaree

VenusBetty:
thanks for the compliment

Truckpusher:
Two by Four as in like this 2x4

molue dey enugu...

still exists along lagos abeokuta expressway

Board am well well, but the thing I hate about molue are overcrowding, people hanging on the door are sometime more than people inside.... And at oshodi under bridge end, those moments the bus dives into those huge potholes navigating in and out of them, titling dangerously from side to side...ha fear dey catch me no be small....

Many stories to tell, we practically took Molue from primary till we finished secondary school.

-my sisters and I would seat on the tyre at the back and refuse to pay tfare. Many commuters supported us and it used to get the conductors angry at us. They regularly seized one leg of our school sandal.

-sometimeS we had to stand , imagine 4 standing and paying for 2 seats claiming lapping.

- the days we sat, we feigned sleep, no amount of shaking could wake us. kind commuters would pay for us or conductor will be like he will come back. We would magically wake up at our bus stop and jump down.

- the days we pretended to lose our tfare nko?
It got to a point, we were popular for our pranks and they avoided us but there was a particular conductor that was fond of us and found us hilarious. He would laugh as we argued with him. Later he stopped collecting tfare from us. Years later, my sisters and I were heading somewhere and we passed by the molue park at orile. He was still there and he recognised us. We actually had a group hug and then he said, "are you girls still troublesome?".

-only one incidence of sexual harrassment. My elder sis was like 9 then and my aunt was taking both of us out. She wanted to lap us but an elderly man offered to help. So off she went to him. Every few minutes she would jump from his lap, my aunty didnt decode on time and would tell her to sit. After like 3 busstops my feisty sister couldnt take it anymore. She turned to the old man and was like " baba, agbaya niyin". That day was not funny. The baba was trying to feign anger. my aunt, sister and I dealt with the shameless old man that day. He had to alight before his intended bustop and my sister took his seat.

Oh my God, gone are those days! From sango to oshodi @ #50, But heat is just too much inside that thing!!

If Una dey inside Una go marry unaself....move ur leg move ur leg Abeg mama ronke owa owa

Lol, 200 standing while 50 sitting.

The best ride of my life was when i entered standing from agboju(Festac side) to Oshodi, I was sandwiched in middle of two ladies with big back abd breast. The ride was heavenly, The woman noticed something hard on her soft backside, she looked back at me smiled and reposition the back fo cushion, it was night and such a heavenly trip, but sometime, watch your pocket

the most annoying, those selling agbo and drugs


lol


big ups to my agboju babes

Inside dose molue, u go see person wey no go medical school dey sell drugs wey good for headache and dysentery @d same time. Hmmmmm

SeverusSnape:
Am I the only one who dislike Lagos?

Yes you got it wrong!
You dislike Lagos cos u've not lived in places like V.I, Lekki, Ajah, Banana Island etc.

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