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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 10:30am On Apr 18, 2015
Ahmed4002:


no vex leemah dey rest. She's still sleeping

At this time!

Ohmaagosh!!

U want to kee ma paddy wif all this nite work out?!!!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 10:31am On Apr 18, 2015
limpopo:

here sir

Yes...I've seen u!

Drop ur CV: Name, sch of grad, course, state u wanna serve, colour and model of car, car u wanna buy next, account balance!!

Please be quick!!!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 10:39am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Yes...I've seen u!

Drop ur CV: Name, sch of grad, course, state u wanna serve, colour and model of car, car u wanna buy next, account balance!!

Please be quick!!!
holaryehmii, omo setan omo gbeja.... Omo ekun
futa graduate
industrial design dept (ceramics)
osun state
am using footwagon for now, but my next car is gonna be RangeRover sport 16 (customized)
actually i like to keep my financial report private
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by biolashn(m): 10:41am On Apr 18, 2015
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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 10:54am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Warris dis nah?!

Two Behind boys sitting on d couch watching furious 7 n licking arwin.

N u dey seat on pawpaw leaf begging?!

No arwin 4 u, goan drop ur pawpaw leaf outside...don't b a bush boi. smiley
ok! *joins him on d couch* can I hav some arwin nw?plsssssssscheesy
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 10:55am On Apr 18, 2015
[quote author=sparkleRed post=32846098]And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much[/quote Goodmorning dearie, thanks. Have a beautiful day
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Beejayx: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2015
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 10:56am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Which baba?

Baba ifa or babatawa?
babatawa ko,baba kamoru ni undecided
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 10:57am On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much
Goodmorning dearie. Have a beautiful day and thanks
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 10:59am On Apr 18, 2015
Beejayx:
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"
hw does dis post affect d price of garri ijebu in ibadan? undecided
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 11:01am On Apr 18, 2015
limpopo:

no blame me ooo. To get dat kain beans for ibadan here na war.
which area 4 ibadan u dey stay?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 11:02am On Apr 18, 2015
joyjoomla:


And now dt u b d person wey de d front nko.
*
Hope u had a grt night baby? Mine ws abit sleepless. Wish u n kingphilip blisfu weekend.
look well nur b me dey ur front. Yea i did. Y? Wanna share? Thanks dear, we wish same hun
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 11:06am On Apr 18, 2015
joyjoomla:


Why wl u dull ursef. Anyway I trust u cheesy
comot for here
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 11:06am On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
lolz....pepper bawo Smh
for u
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Estellar: 11:09am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Are u on his side now...I'm watching over estellar's interest so I can't give it up!

Asked u who ur e boo was n d sch u went...my questions entered voicemail!

Buh me...I no go talk
U're a darling
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:14am On Apr 18, 2015
stevedestiny:


fanx Ahmed... the degree cert is in english and i can see it among all the documents(international passport, transcript etc....) i uploaded but i got the text message yesterday and i tried reuploading but the degree cert is there and if i should do, i will be duplicating...

fanx @kingphilip i'm just fed up ..... will just leave it that way i hope to get the call up letter and rectify it at the camp...
you guyz have been helpful fanx a mill
Ok boss no worry
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:15am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Grabs bag of arwin n seats next 2 him.
u want me to b tempted but I won't
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chidexSmokey(f): 11:17am On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam

Whewww omo names re 2 much
Wish u a stress-free day at work dear.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Ademat7(m): 11:19am On Apr 18, 2015
D call up no of a guy is NYSC/OPA/2014/213046. As against 2015 we all had in ours; a list was pasted in his school where he and other departmental mate were excluded from the list while those with 2015 in their call up no were included. #Moshood abiola polytechnic. Cc: kingphilip Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky
et al
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 11:23am On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much

Eayah......today is suppose to b freeday nao!
Tell ur oga am coming to pick u up right now. He can't overwok my baby.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by limpopo: 11:37am On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
which area 4 ibadan u dey stay?
iwo road area.... Shey na ib u sef dey stay ni?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:39am On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much
work today again na wow o no kill urself o
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 11:39am On Apr 18, 2015
Ademat7:
D call up no of a guy is NYSC/OPA/2014/213046. As against 2015 we all had in ours; a list was pasted in his school where he and other departmental mate were excluded from the list while those with 2015 in their call up no were included. #Moshood abiola polytechnic. Cc: kingphilip Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky
et al
tell d guy2 relax*since he registered online and ws given a call up num,he's gonna get his callup letter online*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:40am On Apr 18, 2015
joyjoomla:


Noo, I dey inside
hmmmmm ur cup is quarter to full
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 11:40am On Apr 18, 2015
limpopo:

holaryehmii, omo setan omo gbeja.... Omo ekun
futa graduate
industrial design dept (ceramics)
osun state
am using footwagon for now, but my next car is gonna be RangeRover sport 16 (customized)
actually i like to keep my financial report private

Oh, I'm sorry, we do not accept footwagoners at this tym...pls check back soon
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kingphilip(m): 11:42am On Apr 18, 2015
sofdoc:


Ehen...dis 1 wey she dey sing Leona Lewis bleeding in love everyday nko?
she wanna deceive gullible minds
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 11:44am On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
ok! *joins him on d couch* can I hav some arwin nw?plsssssssscheesy

Ofcus!

*Pours him a handful*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 11:44am On Apr 18, 2015
erisegun:
babatawa ko,baba kamoru ni undecided

Baba Ifa it is then!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 11:46am On Apr 18, 2015
Estellar:
U're a darling

I know I am cheesy

Z dat all I get tho?!!


No peck or anyfin?!!!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sofdoc(m): 11:48am On Apr 18, 2015
kingphilip:
u want me to b tempted but I won't

Ok...me n erisegun wee lick it finish!
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by megawax8: 11:53am On Apr 18, 2015
Hope your day is going well?

A little brain exercise if you care:

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Kingemmy01(m): 11:53am On Apr 18, 2015
sparkleRed:
And I thought my morning was Suppose 2 be work free buh no! Am @ work 2day again! cry sad cry embarassed


Good morning e-fam
Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky

Whewww omo names re 2 much

Eyah! So sorry dear.

Pls take very good care of urself.

Oh! I got an idea. Pass me ur work address so that I come help u out.

Warning: I didn't call u o, Kingphilip!

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