I was raped when i was 14

Girls can lie

Mprex:

you forgot the major lie.



MY EX WAS MY FIRST

Thank me lera

You got it jare, na so ma gal willingly told me about d guy dat **svi*** her, as her only Ex, after som months I mentioned 2 names to hern she was like, "how did u know about dis person?"

Damn as I like food reach, if dis gal dish food for herself, fear dey catch me. Like 3 times wat I will eat o. Chai!

Nneka123:
wetin do am?

Nneka can we have a kiss someday, I have red lip.

Phinity318:
When dy want to indirectly tell u dy aren't Virgins, u hear words like "I was molested at a tender age "Ogbeni when u hear words like that, just know that the Hole is deep..

kinglekan:


U dis boi whr have u beeen??

Been busy strafing eniqurl in d sexuality section abi?

Lol,am writting a story in sexuality section ni joor,i talk say make i break from romance small,but no section Sweet reach romance

prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal #ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day

Shup mumu gurl u wey be pari olodo,u fit chop a whole house finish

he's my mum's elder sister's brother....check well, na aristo be dat

I hate porn movies......check her locked folders

u'r the best on bed.......she's said that to more than 10 guys

he's just a friend........check well!!!!!

Beamborla:

I'd choose sleep over food over and over again

I'm a loyal lover

I'm certainly not good with faces

Heck no! I can't get any guy I want

Intimacy

I'm not doing you a favour but you are lucky to have me(I know who I'm)

Advert 101

Dummies r reading

not all girls lie

emusmith:
I've heard ladies say this and more. To be candid, I don't believe most of 'em (My opinion though )

Whereas, an infinitesimal minority are real about it, a huge majority are simply thriving on these lies.

Well, I'm speaking both from experience and knowledge...

What Are Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them:



1. Ladies Are More Faithful Than Guys

By now you know the truth na
Female eagles may be but not ladies.
Our ladies find it fun and thrilling dating more than one guy. They call it, "EXPLORE".



2. I'm Doing You A Favour By Being Your Girl

Whether implied or verbalised, this is a fallacy. The population of girls can comfortably triple the number of guys in your environment. Meaning, you can chose. You have the luxury to select. That's why you shouldn't kill yourself over one girl
Chyke, if she misbehaves, swerve! You're too big for that joor.


3. Guys Enjoy Intimacy More Than Girls.


Of course, by now we know the truth. It's obvious
girls enjoy it more
I speak from... *clears throat*



4. I'm Not Good With Faces

Hmm... 10% are sincere, 30% are due to eye or psychological problems and 60% are not true. All those one na forming technique abeg



5. I Don't Eat Much/ I'm Watching My Weight

Iffa hear! Guys used to lead in this area until this millennium. The "I'm on a diet " sentence is one of the biggest lie ever. Why? Girls who are watching their weight don't go about announcing it


6. I Can Get Any Guy I Want


Any little issue, they wanna dump him because they feel they can get any guy they want. Ironically, they're are still searching. Research has it that about 75% of pretty girls are still single.
Why? Too much forming only to "lay low" for another weakie





You can add more

From religion, back to romance.

Hmmmmmmm. This world is full of hypocrite

HARDDON:



Advert 101

Dummies r reading

Kpele

prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal #ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day

ahhhh,, aunty, shebi na una dey chop 5 rubber of eba finish with one pot of soup..lolz

hensben:
Nneka can we have a kiss someday, I have red lip.

Akuko

Beamborla:

Kpele

Arrrh!

Did u just chk my profile?

TrishaP:
Truthful lies.

Oxymoron

HARDDON:


Arrrh!

Did u just chk my profile?

Nope!

Not interested

Ipledge:
Lol,am writting a story in sexuality section ni joor,i talk say make i break from romance small,but no section Sweet reach romance

Yeah I saw It bro. Nice one. Its quite demanding keeping up with writing.

Plus sexuality is a tough one. Everyone knows most of the kamasutra moves. But your ability to spice it up with your choice of words, detailed description of the minute thing and suspense would keep your readers glued.

dey too lie .... am a virgin ......... Lies
The last time i had sex was about 3 months ago .... in my mind (babe you jst bleeped jeff yesterday naa )

Nneka123:
Akuko

kinglekan:


Yeah I saw It bro. Nice one. Its quite demanding keeping up with writing.

Plus sexuality is a tough one. Everyone knows most of the kamasutra moves. But your ability to spice it up with your choice of words, detailed description of the minute thing and suspense would keep your readers glued.

Thanks bro,Yea oo...thé moves are very common...so am trying all i could to spice things.Am trying as a first timer

Beamborla:

Nope!

Not interested

must u twist d truth?

Tracker caught u, here u r taking exceptions....

U cud just roll on now

HARDDON:

ogini?

the 10,000 naira my dad sent to me was stolen from my bag.yesterday....she will add crocodile tears to it.....then expecr u to fall mugu to her tricks.



nigerian ladies are all thieves!

Nneka123:
ogini?

Was flowing with d roll until u interjected with that word,

Lost me @ a tangent

.

HARDDON:


must u twist d truth?

Tracker caught u, here u r taking exceptions....

U cud just roll on now

What's so special about your profile?
Pls, go to bed

manuelpepper:
the 10,000 naira my dad sent to me was stolen from my bag.yesterday...


nigerian ladies are all thieves!

Watch ur tongue Son!

That u had som ish with some road side h00ker u picked from som dungeon does not give u d right to insult my Nigerian Women!

I wouldn't hesitate to rub ur insolent arrogant nose on d dust of humiliation if u don't retract ur steps!

#dontsayididntwarnyou

when ladies lie they keep face like old camel......fuk them all.

HARDDON:


Watch ur tongue Son!

That u had som ish with some road side h00ker u picked from som dungeon does not give u d right to insult my Nigerian Women!

I wouldn't hesitate to rub ur insolent arrogant nose on d dust of humiliation if u don't retract ur steps!

#dontsayididntwarnyou

ur father nyash there.....no try rubbish with, goat.

Watching abi checking ni One of them shaa.

manuelpepper:
the 10,000 naira my dad sent to me was stolen from my bag.yesterday....she will add crocodile tears to it.....then expecr u to fall mugu to her tricks.



nigerian ladies are all thieves!

Dude you forget that when you say Nigerian ladies are all thieves you are throwing your mom,aunts,sisters,cousin under that statement

danbrowndmf:
Ladies Be like

"I am 28years old" go check her birth certificate shez 33years old.

"I cnt date dt dude,im to like woman abeg" go find out well,d dude already fvck her hard like 3times.


But Ladies Why na?.

Hahahahaha....