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Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by HARDDON: 12:11am On Apr 20, 2015
manuelpepper:
ur father nyash there.....no try rubbish with, goat.


I'd hv luvd to teach this low life a lesson but I wud be derailing ......
Wud hv talked about how a total waste of space he is in this world , but that wud be an understatement
Wud hv cursed his mother for producing such a nincompoop but she must hv disowned him.

So id just shrug a shlda n let his words choke him
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 20, 2015
I don't EAT GARRI....
It's awful !!!!!..

When u get to her house, U HEAR the same BABE scolding her younger ones for EATING UP all the garri in her custody..

U may even see her taking GARRI along with her as her SNACK..to work.

I think DEVIL has something to LEARN from our ladies..

Lies !!! Lies!!!!!
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 12:19am On Apr 20, 2015
That was how One told me she Doesn't FART...

I told her she needed a SURGEON ...
She started rebuking me..

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Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by mimiejacobz(f): 12:23am On Apr 20, 2015
lanreunlimited:


You forgot to add an AMEN to that

na closing prayer?
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by lanreunlimited(m): 12:40am On Apr 20, 2015
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Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 1:07am On Apr 20, 2015
i am nt good with faces may be very false.

back in 2011, i met a lady in the brt, so swapped seat to get to meet her, leaving my friends behind.

so we talked for abt 5 mins, exchanged numbers but somehow i did not call.

just last week, i realized i needed to just get rid of some numbers i move around with each time i swap phones

well, before deleting them, i would check their identity on whatsapp so i saw her pix and she was looking all great.

so i said hello and at first she cudnt remember, but the moment i said, 4 yrs ago in the brt bus.

she said, oh! that guy that was with his friends but never called.

i was speechless, yet i respect her memory

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Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by barnabas91: 2:28am On Apr 20, 2015
u are d second person am dating or u are d second person dat av slept with. All na wash. #na to pretend say u bliv am, den continue shining d congo.
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Toks2008(m): 3:53am On Apr 20, 2015
The last point is spot on.

Many sweet looking chics are soo vunulrable and they are mostly single due to oover forming and been too picky and at the end the guys they end up with are usually wat they will ordinarily not consider ideal for them.
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by fajani(m): 3:59am On Apr 20, 2015
some may be true
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by austinesteve(m): 4:22am On Apr 20, 2015
shocked[quote author=prettythicksme post=32900990]yes hoes bleepers aint loyal cheesy#ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day cheesy[/quot






tanks for coming
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by showafrica(m): 4:34am On Apr 20, 2015
Cutehector:
I dnt love u becaus of ur money

This is the biggest lie of the century, just pretend like say they don sack you for work or ur business is no longer moving, you will see how she go tear race. I have just decided to manage them that way, by God's grace, I will never be broke..

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Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by dubbiskelly(m): 4:38am On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal cheesy#ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day cheesy

You do sleep with or without?
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 5:01am On Apr 20, 2015
mimiejacobz:
number 1,no matter how we try to rate it I think ladies are still more more faithful compared to guys

Please don't say that aloud,cos you know you lying...
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by adeyiga3(m): 5:27am On Apr 20, 2015
damseyl:
The topic should be, ''some truths about girls that guys termed it to be lies
have only had sex wit two guys in my life my oga if u believe dat ehn
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by oluspencer(m): 5:29am On Apr 20, 2015
I'm sick and tired of you, look its takes more than love and I want to be on my own. I want to leave so that the next man can come in.



Na lie... The next man turn pull in clothes sef inside her room.
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by carlcar2012(f): 6:04am On Apr 20, 2015
tongue ...
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by babz11(m): 6:28am On Apr 20, 2015
i dnt eat in local restaurant
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by damseyl(f): 6:51am On Apr 20, 2015
adeyiga3:
have only had sex wit two guys in my life my oga if u believe dat ehn
isn't it possible?
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by EOOJ(m): 7:09am On Apr 20, 2015
damseyl:
The topic should be, ''some truths about girls that guys termed it to be lies


Iif I hear grin not in all casess though
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 7:14am On Apr 20, 2015
no need arguing number 3. once u remember d wonders d cotton bud does to d ear, then u have ur answer
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by laidyy(f): 7:15am On Apr 20, 2015
Op may be a pretty girl dumps you lately. If not, where are the lies? Common! There are people with self value and qualities from both genders. And you pretending all these are lies would definitely not make them lies. If you are not interested in women with those characters you will surely find women with the absolute opposite of those characters. So put down your daggers.
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 7:17am On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal cheesy#ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day cheesy
yeah...... and thats y ur thick! U don't like food but that god forsaking thing always finds its way into ur mouth,dam that food dam it.
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by otunbashonny(m): 7:35am On Apr 20, 2015
newsomtin:
Am still a virgin

Greatest lie of the century



Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 7:35am On Apr 20, 2015
I'v not done this before!
emusmith:
I've heard ladies say this and more. To be candid, I don't believe most of 'em (My opinion though smiley )

Whereas, an infinitesimal minority are real about it, a huge majority are simply thriving on these lies. smiley

Well, I'm speaking both from experience and knowledge...

What Are Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them:



1. Ladies Are More Faithful Than Guys

By now you know the truth na wink
Female eagles may be but not ladies. wink
Our ladies find it fun and thrilling dating more than one guy. They call it, "EXPLORE".



2. I'm Doing You A Favour By Being Your Girl

Whether implied or verbalised, this is a fallacy. The population of girls can comfortably triple the number of guys in your environment. Meaning, you can chose. You have the luxury to select. That's why you shouldn't kill yourself over one girl
Chyke, if she misbehaves, swerve! You're too big for that joor.


3. Guys Enjoy Intimacy More Than Girls.


Of course, by now we know the truth. It's obvious
girls enjoy it more sad
I speak from... *clears throat*



4. I'm Not Good With Faces

Hmm... 10% are sincere, 30% are due to eye or psychological problems and 60% are not true. All those one na forming technique abeg undecided



5. I Don't Eat Much/ I'm Watching My Weight

Iffa hear! Guys used to lead in this area until this millennium. The "I'm on a diet " sentence is one of the biggest lie ever. Why? Girls who are watching their weight don't go about announcing it tongue


6. I Can Get Any Guy I Want


Any little issue, they wanna dump him because they feel they can get any guy they want. Ironically, they're are still searching. Research has it that about 75% of pretty girls are still single.
Why? Too much forming only to "lay low" for another weakie cheesy





You can add more smiley
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by wisdomguy4u(m): 7:36am On Apr 20, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes hoes bleepers aint loyal cheesy#ur no five tho i dont think ladies lie about dat cos naturally i dont like food.I prefer to sleep than to eat all day cheesy

Big lie! You don't like food , yet u are THICK like pap. Are u a magician? undecided
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Nobody: 7:37am On Apr 20, 2015
I hate u
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by askari01: 7:38am On Apr 20, 2015
OUCH.... UR SIZE IS TOO BIG... PLS DO IT GENTLY.... NA LIE 7TRAILERS CAN PARK INSIDE HER THING...LOL
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by austine4real(m): 7:40am On Apr 20, 2015
I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by austine4real(m): 7:47am On Apr 20, 2015
I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life
pcguru1:

Dude you forget that when you say Nigerian ladies are all thieves you are throwing your mom,aunts,sisters,cousin under that statement undecided
I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life
finishing of life
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Fourwinds: 8:32am On Apr 20, 2015
Monikween:
not all girls lie tongue
if i hear. Dey always claim virgin, she had sex once with her ex, she was raped at 14 dats y. OP number 3 is anoda annoying thing
Re: Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them by Fourwinds: 8:33am On Apr 20, 2015
Nneka123:
Akuko
whats d meaning of dis
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