spartoo:



hw much last?

xray2:


Bros, are you blind?

erisegun:
y u open mouth lyk say kanu troway penalty

xray2:

Hope you ve eaten?

abrahamsom:
Good morning, great minds. Believe ur night was splendid. I saw this story online and decided to share.

A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons.

When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will.

The Will of the Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,

The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels,

Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels,

As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a wise man.

The wise man listened patiently about the Will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own & added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.

Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.

Half of 18 = 9.
So he gave 9 camels
to the eldest son.

1/3rd of 18 = 6.
So he gave 6 camels
to the middle son.

1/9th of 18 = 2.
So he gave 2 camels
to the youngest son.

Now add this up:
9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &
This leaves 1 camel,
which the wise man took back.

MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.

However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

Do have a nice week ahead.

noordean:
omolizzy

kingphilip:
my 48888 post u rush go post before me

sleekyonyx:
is it ya consign

georjay:
femolala007....kingphillips....misspetit goodmawning...hop yu guys slept wellz.....mispetit inform megawax that am ready to reclaim my possession

spartoo:



if she tell u no nko?

u go cary food go giv am ni

*lguys askin strange questions since d days of lord luggard

georjay:
BOTANY

spartoo:


everbody is blind to somtin

xray2:


Ogbeni mind your Biz ...I know why I dey ask her...and she knows too. No dey jump

jotax:
Josiah
A15
Ahmadu Bello University zaria
Economics
..do i have any colleague in the room?

kingphilip:
Smh Shey misspetit never do u

spartoo:


wch bizness pesin fit dey do by dis time 23:45

u b winch

richybanky:

Chai, Bro I fear u ooooo... U be genius oya omolizzy come out

erisegun:
ur matter consign me ooooooooo*

kingphilip:
hwfa

chidexSmokey:

I only av original receipts for 100L n 200L. Will tender bank tellers for other levels. I pray they will accept it.

misspetit:

Slept well

Reclaim ur possession?
Which possession be dat oooooooo

spartoo:


ah ah ah
ur village people are at it again but they will not succeed

Luchiana1:
yozz tonk u, my boo sent food package

misspetit:

Slept well

Reclaim ur possession?
Which possession be dat oooooooo

georjay:
femolala007....kingphillips....misspetit goodmawning...hop yu guys slept wellz.....mispetit inform megawax that am ready to reclaim my possession

kingphilip:
so u min u hate d guys


BTW r u a fellow accountant

richybanky:

Lols.. Which boo? Go write down ur will first

kingphilip:
na him baptismal juju name

Luchiana1:
amin.they also hav a record of files of school fees receipt, dey can tell u to search for it der, done mine, even d library etc.

misspetit:
Morning E fam
I hail d akokites
Morning darling megawax8