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6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Dbestmax(m): 1:28am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Seriously, how are there so many bad kissers out there? I know it’s something we aren’t taught, but kissing should be more second nature than it apparently is. Dating is stressful, even before the possibility of the person you like blowing it with a sh*tty kiss. It’s a ruthless, artificial setup where you put your heart, personality and looks up for scrutiny by a stranger. Yet, it’s the process we all force ourselves through to find our Mr. or Mrs. Right. The Kiss on the Cheek: He or she was probably really sweet and has a lot of personality, but this relationship doesn’t have a future. Maybe something isn’t quite right, or you two lacked chemistry. Could you be friends? The Kiss: Occasionally, you go on dates and it’s different. You meet people you are genuinely interested in — people you could see yourself spending a lot of time with. You like him or her and you want a second date (and maybe more). Now, don’t f*ck this up. If you go through with the kiss, here are some things you should avoid at all costs: 1. The Biter A little nibble on the lips can be a massive turn on. Don’t bite too hard, though. This is a first kiss, and you’re meant to impress, not eat this person. You’ll blow your chances if you’re too aggressive. 2. The Tongue French kissing is perfectly acceptable, but don’t go in for the kiss with closed eyes, an open mouth and an extended tongue that doesn’t recoil. People don’t want a warm slug pushed to the back of their throats; you’ll immediately kill the romance. 3. The Bad Breath You’ve just spent two hours impressing this person, and you’ve ruined it with your halitosis. There is nothing more unattractive than kissing someone who smells like stale smoke, garlic or worse. Bad personal hygiene is a massive turnoff. Buy some gum and a toothbrush, and sort it out. 4. The Weird Noises This is the strangest of all. Surely, you’re not having an climax because of a kiss, so you shouldn’t be grunting and panting. Pull yourself together and stop growling; you’re not a dog. 5. The Sloppy One Most people are quite happy remaining dry during a kiss. Your tongue should never be long, wet and limp; this person’s face should never have a wet upper lip, wet lower lip, wet cheek or wet chin. If he or she has to pull away and wipe of his or her face, it’s definitely not hot. 6. The Pecker If you’re going in for a kiss, make sure you do just that. Don’t be a serial pecker with a closed mouth and pouted lips; it just gets awkward. Leave the pecking for chickens. One final thing to always remember: Don’t be that couple who decides to eat each other’s faces for dessert in the middle of a busy restaurant. It’s not pretty, unless he or she is really pretty. Then, you’re off the hook. www.elitedaily.com 1 Like
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Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Too long, eye dy pain me |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Dbestmax(m): 2:04am On Apr 23, 2015 |
vichks:go and sleep |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Cutehector(m): 7:09am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Kiss is muah... |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by cyprianlah(m): 7:14am On Apr 23, 2015 |
No be only read I read am Charity comment |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Nobody: 7:16am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Asin ... Dbestmax u get mind o... How u want person wey tired and hungry read dis jagbajantis |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Dbestmax(m): 7:28am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Luedave:its meant for dose DAT feel dey need to learn... cos no one eager to learn gets tired on wat dey like...got dat |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Nobody: 7:31am On Apr 23, 2015 |
The suckers the people that just suck your saliva and empty their's in to your mouth. Oooh God the memories. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Nobody: 7:39am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Dbestmax:3 igbati *slaps* for those wu mention me to advice me |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Nobody: 7:40am On Apr 23, 2015 |
rokiatu:dis a touchn story from NL afrocandy.... |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Dbestmax(m): 7:47am On Apr 23, 2015 |
Luedave:if you often get advice in mentions...hmmm...my brother u need to see a shrink |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Sommyangel(f): 8:09am On Apr 23, 2015 |
# team virgin mouth# |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by iheanyi40(m): 8:19am On Apr 23, 2015 |
op ya phone no get spacebar |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by khassy(m): 8:39am On Apr 23, 2015 |
so what should we do with this information now? |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Trailblazer2: 8:55am On Apr 23, 2015 |
@op....realign your write up yea. It's hard to make out Watchu trying to say with your write up scattered all over d place. |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by Impulse80(m): 8:31am On Apr 24, 2015 |
OP see tosynetumuch, Englishmart., et al on how to make a list. |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by jessejagga(m): 10:06am On Apr 24, 2015 |
rokiatu:ewwww |
Re: 6 Kissing Habits That Might Unknowingly Make You A Bad Kisser by K9blunt(f): 11:18am On Apr 24, 2015 |
bad kissers plenty, may I find a good kisser in the nearest future... amen! |
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