3rd yr lipid metabolism exam,one guy carry expo on d pathway for biosynthesis wey im nigga write for am in case e show for hall.D guy jst abbreviate d heading of the package,Synthesis of sphingomyelin(SSM).Na so d tin show for hall n d guy no fit decode d heading.After exam,d guy come meet us wit d stuff come tell us sey "if to sey dis tin wey noble write for me shw for hall,i sure sey i for make an A".Me and my guy look d stuff and laugh wan kill us.D guy carry answer to question 1 him no know.

Cajetanspeaks:
Mathematical method(a 2nd year course) the hardest course you did in 3rd year?

it was "one" of the toughest, that's what I said. There was also quantum mechanics

Equado:
Just sitting here at home remembering my university days,the good times,the bad times and the funny times. My mind strolled to 2012,I was in year 3 and was writing one of the toughest course for that semester(mathematical methods).The exam hall was well supervised,and you could hardly move your neck,well you know students,no matter how tight the supervising is,things would still happen.
The place I was sitted, we where exchanging question papers, after filling the back with answers. Less I forget,in front of me was this pretty girl,that was totally focussed in her work,she was solving like she was definitely gonna have atleast an A. She paid little or no attention to the papers that where being transferred around her.
I was to transfer my question paper to a friend in front of this 'pretty girl'. So I asked her to give me her question paper,so she can pass mine to my friend,she reluctantly agreed,she gave me hers and I gave her mine. While going through her paper,I noticed there was alot of writings on her paper,I read the writings and surprisingly it was a poem*lol*.
*Sitting here alone with my thoughts in the hall not knowing what to write,my heart keeps pounding bla bla bla* I laughed my ass out,it was something I can't forget in a hurry.
I apologise for the long write up and poor arrangement,but you guys should share your funny moments inside an exam hall.

A very confused guy beside me whispered to me " man, please spell me W".

blacq2009:













A very confused guy beside me whispered to me " man, please spell me W".

lol, blame it on exam "ebola"

Also another time in the hall, there were two guys sitting in the row in front of me, one had a friend on my row supplying him micro chips and this other guy was totally alone with no hope of help from anywhere, so as his neighbor wrote, he expected that the manna would also get to him but for where, the selfish guy who was being fed by someone refused to feed that helpless guy, omo na him that other guy provoke o and started talking a little loudly saying "so person help you and you no wan make I write abi, you better open your book now or I swear me and you go fail this course" the other guy thought it was a joke o and continued writing, ignoring the young man, na so we hear "excuse me sir" I looked up and the dude was already standing with a finger raised, screaming "excuse me sir, sir please come nearer", the other dude notice say the thing don comot from play o and said to him, "okay abeg, I go show you" meanwhile the invigilator was almost at their corner to answer his caller, he approached the one who called for him and asked how he could be of help, walai even my own heart was already beating fast on behalf of the persons involved, the next thing we heard was "I need extra sheet"

Extra sheet when he had only written his name in his answer booklet, the man just flipped the pages on his booklet and asked why he needed more when he hadn't written anything in the one he had, he replied "I will need it later" the man just asked him to sit down and walked away.

freecocoa:
Seriously though, there are some people you encounter in the exam hall and you'll be like "is this one for real"

One time in my 1st year in the uni, a girl kept bugging me to the point my top slack from too much dragging, I finally decided to help out, I started writing the answers on my question paper in hope to exchange with her, she just tapped me again and asked, "na him you dey write" I replied yes and she dropped the bombshell "just kuku take my answer booklet write am inside so that I no go suffer write am again" I couldn't believe my ears, na so I just face my work because it would be a waste of time, should I even decide to write it for her, as that kind person no suppose dey school.

U did the right thing

U fit fight e-war

troot:
kikikiki

Make we start e - war

I have lots of funny experiences , I'll start from my JAMB experience

While writing JAMB way back in 1995 ( No different type then ) , there was this guy sitting behind me who kept on poking and nudging me to give him the answers to mathematics and chemistry and I didn't even answer him. After a while the guy spoke using one of those "toutish" voice , "woju mi dada , ti mo ba mu e ni ita , ti n'ba lu e pa , pemi lomo ale" ( look my face well well , if I catch you outside and I no kill you call me bastard ), o boy as I look back see say the guy eye red , I no wait to finish the paper o , na so I go submit 30mins to the end of the paper so that the guy won't beat me up

i had running stomach (where your sh.it. is watery)... the invigilator did not want me to go to toilet... everybody in my class started begging for me.

tellwisdom:

talk your own I know say na nyash u go dey look for school...

freecocoa:
Also another time in the hall, there were two guys sitting in the row in front of me, one had a friend on my row supplying him micro chips and this other guy was totally alone with no hope of help from anywhere, so as his neighbor wrote, he expected that the manna would also get to him but for where, the selfish guy who was being fed by someone refused to feed that helpless guy, omo na him that other guy provoke o and started talking a little loudly saying "so person help you and you no wan make I write abi, you better open your book now or I swear me and you go fail this course" the other guy thought it was a joke o and continued writing, ignoring the young man, na so we hear "excuse me sir" I looked up and the dude was already standing with a finger raised, screaming "excuse me sir, sir please come nearer", the other dude notice say the thing don comot from play o and said to him, "okay abeg, I go show you" meanwhile the invigilator was almost at their corner to answer his caller, he approached the one who called for him and asked how he could be of help, walai even my own heart was already beating fast on behalf of the persons involved, the next thing we heard was "I need extra sheet"

Extra sheet when he had only written his name in his answer booklet, the man just flipped the pages on his booklet and asked why he needed more when he hadn't written anything in the one he had, he replied "I will need it later" the man just asked him to sit down and walked away.

lol, that guy jamb people that are desperate for an 'E'm

soleexx:
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

hahaha.. Na wetin i go dey do to those wey wan use me transfer chips.
Badt guy.

Equado:
lol, blame it on exam "ebola"

Lol. Like seriously.

Lol. I have had so many experiences sha. Once,we were given question papers with the answers bolded(obj).I was so confused and while trying to peep to check if it was just mine, i was caught n asked to mind my business. The invigilators later found out n the exam was cancelled. One girl said she thought Holy Spirit was the one that opened her eyes.

In another exam,the girl beside me was busy writing skelewu lyrics in her answer booklet. lmao

Lol!
I remembered a guy who was caught copying from his friend. his answer script was collected nd asked to get out of d hall. Like a drama he knelt down and start "crying profously" (Fake cry though). There was laughter in d hall cos d way he 'cried' was so funny. Suddenly, he stood up and face everybody saying
" why are u laughing?" if dem born una well make u laugh again"
Dramatically he knelt down and continue with his cry.
This tym even d lecturer nd invigilators joined in d laughter.
His script was later returned to him nd was allowed to continue his exam in a special seat"


It was so funny. Remembering it brings laughter.

tchidi:
I was writing one useless mth 212 course and my head just blocked!! Nothing was happening inside. As I de ponder my life, one guy 'Chuboy' came by my side and asked 'Babe, u no sabi wetin to write? I de come'
Na so my guy go carry answered questions 2,3 and 4 come!!
I carry the paper, e fall, I carry am again, e fall!! It was like fire in my hands!! I just folded it and threw outside!
I've never been that scared in my life!! I felt if I held it, I must be caught and rusticated!

Anyway, I carried over the course and the guy refused to talk to me cos in his words 'I risked myself to help you and you threw away the paper'

mth 212, MATHEMATICAL METHOD 2 no b sher shere ooo.....na so I don Load myself enter exam hall dat dae.....MTH HOD come enter he said "Evrybody stand up nd move down to 1500LH"...nd we ar jez 350 students wey dey do dis course.....As we don gat ther he said "sit down 4 spaces in between".......I come dey sweat say hw I go take out dis expo coz it was widely opened I jst leav it ther coz all eyes on evrybody......2bad 4me I answered 7 quest out of 11.....I jst dey curse HOD dat dae ni ooo

1. At abt 20mins to go A carry-over student brought out expo yl d invigilator is abt15m in front, everybody c d guy spread fullscap expo d write, d man c am, shout, walkd down, at abt 4m apart, my guy chop fullscap, sumit paper n cudnt talk till he went out, wound full him mouth. 2. Our best student, macho guy, cheated in yr3, was caught, denied, unknowingly wanna beat external supervisor, thinking expo was well hidden when he shove it to backbenchers, both handwriting on expo n script rhymed. My guy lie down FLAT on d floor, shed tears n begged. Was expelled in finals after being assignd a prjt topic n supervsr. wrote jamb n in finals smwhr els. 3. A double extra yr student, personal car owner n taut wnt enter exam hall except wit wat he z holding in his hands, guess! presumed Best student in dt cos, d lil boy no wan sidon wit am, invigilators no gree for am. He said d lecturer ll rmain poor as im no wan collect sorting. My chop pen n calculator dt day.

anigbajumo:
mth 212, MATHEMATICAL METHOD 2 no b sher shere ooo.....na so I don Load myself enter exam hall dat dae.....MTH HOD come enter he said "Evrybody stand up nd move down to 1500LH"...nd we ar jez 350 students wey dey do dis course.....As we don gat ther he said "sit down 4 spaces in between".......I come dey sweat say hw I go take out dis expo coz it was widely opened I jst leav it ther coz all eyes on evrybody......2bad 4me I answered 7 quest out of 11.....I jst dey curse HOD dat dae ni ooo

Lautech?

Mine was when my course mate was caught asking his seat mate, the guy said he was trying to collect calculator from the seat mate. The examiner saw the calculator on his table and asked why he won't make use of his, the guy said his calculator uses solar energy and needs to be charged under the sun, the calculator in question is the normal ''porpo''. The examiner just started laughing and we joined him.

veraponpo:
I was writing ICAN exam in Abeokuta-MAPOLY- Centre for Ogun State, as the papers were served and one of us saw his question paper he shouted 'Mo gbe' and fainted out immediately.

I started laughing because I knew what could have passed through his mind- all my money, all my time invested into this exam, the pain, stress, etc everything gone the drain.

hahahahaha . Rotfl

neoapocalypse:
I have lots of funny experiences , I'll start from my JAMB experience

While writing JAMB way back in 1995 ( No different type then ) , there was this guy sitting behind me who kept on poking and nudging me to give him the answers to mathematics and chemistry and I didn't even answer him. After a while the guy spoke using one of those "toutish" voice , "woju mi dada , ti mo ba mu e ni ita ti n'ba lu e pa pemi lomo ale" ( look my face well well , if I catch you outside and I no kill you call me bastard ), o boy as I look back see say the guy eye red , I no wait to finish the paper o , na so I go submit 30mins to the end of the paper so that the guy won't beat me up

LMAO; U FOR SHOW D GUY SMALL NAU

Jarus:
In JSS3 after exam had started a friend excused himself out to pee, only to come back with orijo.

Unfortunately, the orijo dropped from his body right in front of the invigilator in front of the class. Without anyone searching his body o. The thing just dropped at the wrong time, in the wrong place.

The guy be like "dem dey follow me from my village"

i tot NL is for 18 and above

magabounce:
recorded stuffs on my phone..
1 oloshi behind me didn't put his fone on silent
Na only God carry d supervisor eyes liv me

See this serial cheat
You definitely did more than this in school. If anyone would know...I would

Lamispaco:
Mine was in my Secondary school,SS1,I had thisPhysics exam,then I used Porpo calculator which is able to store Formulas,
An hour to the exam I was busy storing my formulas on the calculator,fast forward to the point I needed those formulas I tried putting on my calculator Gbam the thing no On,I just looked for a broomstick to push reset at the back of my calculator,forgetting pressing reset will wipe off my stored formulas,could remember I had a pass in pysics then.

LWKMDFH. I had dat same experience while trying to store Variances Formula in Cost Accounting-2. Instant pee hold me. i so much hate dat calculator dat day but remain My Number one calculator. cheap and reliable

debbydee:


i tot NL is for 18 and above

What does that mean?

SLYBABA:
Its so embarrassing that in 1999 when I was writing one of my final papers in Engineering at UNIBEN when the invigilator request we submit our papers and wasn't yet thru and was about leaving the hall while am yet to submit my papers. Suddenly I started running towards him to submit my papers and with all anxiety for him to collect my scripts and suddenly I ejaculated in my trousers before I could be relived of the built tension in me.

jexox!!! 4 reals?

It was not funny oo. infact i was scared.

May 2009, ICAN EXAMS.

Guy sitting next to me got up angrily 30minutes into the exam, slammed his calculator on the floor, screamed..."ds calculator ds diet again?.." and started crying.

I am not allowed to be within a 100 feet to any learning institution. True Story.

SLYBABA:
Its so embarrassing that in 1999 when I was writing one of my final papers in Engineering at UNIBEN when the invigilator request we submit our papers and wasn't yet thru and was about leaving the hall while am yet to submit my papers. Suddenly I started running towards him to submit my papers and with all anxiety for him to collect my scripts and suddenly I ejaculated in my trousers before I could be relived of the built tension in me.

Ejaculate ke. Were u tinkin of fuckin a girl in ur mind

A girl fainted during my first chemistry exam in nd1 after openin d question.
Unfortunately about 30 students carried that course
Luckily for me d sadist lecture gave me "let my people go"

Stelvin101:


LWKMDFH. I had dat same experience while trying to store Variances Formula in Cost Accounting-2. Instant pee hold me. i so much hate dat calculator dat day but remain My Number one calculator. cheap and reliable

Sure it's reliable and cheap,but when it is ready to fvck up like, bro na one costly mess e go put you.