davidbanner:

abeg no kill me ooo.... *zipping up till 300lvll

pamcode:
look my guy take it easy, to me it a welcome amendment as long as we are resuming may3. Try and put ur self in our seniors shoes man.

davidmascot:
who are you deceiving

davidbanner:

lolz!!! I no dey joke. but if scape goat waka pass ... I don marry b dat

pwreshbawz:
he told me to change my uni I didn't listen
if I had listen I would have resumed school and even got the course of ma choice. this is poor. I should have even taken another jamb form sef. what is now great in the ife sef.







Moral lesson: learn to listen to your elders

Masterkolade:


You are right bro. But i want you to know that the rant isn't about the mere 3weeks,what is 3weeks? We have endured good 9months. The rant is about the school instability, inconclusiveness, technical issues (Magical Eportal that can move confirmed payments of 2weeks to unconfirmed in 30mins)," the approved Academic calendar" that turns proposed in no time. THEY SHOULD ALSO PUT THEMSELVES IN OUR SHOES. Its not easy watching your mates ahead of you sometimes.

Dammytrager:
Hehe!!!...those three weeks of no lectures anglomoz is surely gonna b jampacked.
All them my brothers in the ministry Timmytimmy, haydot, deji how market?

Dammytrager:
Too late to start lamenting

pwreshbawz:
but 3 weeks of no lecture make small sense

Penboy:
hehe. I dey tell you!


Enjoy all these petty holidays now because when you become chocked na una go first cry fowl.

dejii01:


I just dey observe

Aaeeshar:

*clears throat *

Dammytrager:
Hehe!!!...those three weeks of no lectures anglomoz is surely gonna b jampacked.
All them my brothers in the ministry Timmytimmy, haydot, deji how market?

Ariyke:
A Graduate's Muse.

Fresher, fresher, fresher
I was a fresher without a teacher
Cheated and deceived by the university cheaters
Bus conductors and okada men, craftmen tricksters

Lecture halls were like castles
Hostels, a house of rabbles
Reading rooms the assemblage of masses
of books and students and candles

I wined and dined with eccentric lecturers
who threaten nd frighten as if they were your maker
Their examinations were tough and not tender
They give u d heat even though you are in a cooler

Lecture weeks makes you sick
with mountains of books so mighty and thick
Just the thought of assignment and tests make you weak
No matter the fun, you cannot but think

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where the thought of your G.P monitors your frivolity
It observes your movement and tracks your sanity
Your G.P is your god,there is no greater divinity

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where stupidity is celebrated and cladded in royalty
Here they call it ARO, it is found in the mouth of every humanity
Lecturers and students, pastors and imams infact in the whole university

Welcome to the great citadel of learning
For learning and culture that is our saying
Our schedules are tight, our social life is dying
Lecturers are frightening, students are pleading

Our culture is rising, morality is decaying. At motion ground, at anglo-moz, fivers and
new bukateria, archi steps and ajose,deep deep into the academics, virginity is wasting

I remember the strikes that elongated our days
By lecturers and staffs we had no say
Long we stayed at home, hoping for a way
Finally it ended we opened in may

I remember sport complex the stadium of fellowships
Where prayers are played, with songs and worships
'bless my G.P oh lord, and give me a relationship'
These where the regular plea of the faithful in the fellowship

I remember walking through those massive gates
My heart bubbling with joy at my fate
I stared out, proud of my state
I wanted the adventure to start,oh the haste!

Getting to the bus stop i was awestruck
The buildings were huge and massive, i smiled at my luck
The rumble and rumble gave me quite a shock
And amidst the clatterin and chattering, i knew dis was my stock

mikeczay:
i go date dis ariyke o. hope u dnt mind a junior?

Leitner:
May it not be well with Omole! .

May 25 ke! . And then Feb for next session?! .

Timmytimmy:


Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

mikeczay:
*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

Timmytimmy:
Yeah, I've been kidding. On a more serious note, I think we should just calm down. We are still going to resume the same day so no harm done. I have been in Ife for a week now, listening to dos, don'ts, learning the area, and believe me, the kinda stress we will do ehn, I nor sure say that guy wey do sign language during INEC collation result do am. Besides, being alone in school is an opportunity to make all the mistakes you can before stalites resume.[s] Look on the bright side guys, it's the only side. It is also good news for people like dejii01 and other folk that have a pheromone secretion problem.[/s]

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not. Everyone has a particular purpose so what your mates are doing now should be none of your business. Just get into OAU and make up your mind to succeed. I had a long talk with an OAU alumnus recently, and all I gathered is that the outside world isn't smiling and we need grace more than ever. Some People who finished OAU about 6,7 years ago with fantastic results are still out there without jobs. Grace is key, guys. Time means nothing to God. I hope we can internalise this.
Good luck.

Timmytimmy:


Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

Timmytimmy:


*rubs hand together in glee*

*breaks into OAU preaching 'British' accent* Praisah Gad sambori, late's warchip 'imah

*cries of "ride on pastor' rents the air*

*Begins bouncing on one leg and starts cabashing*

Timmytimmy:


Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you