Timmytimmy:
Yeah, I've been kidding. On a more serious note, I think we should just calm down. We are still going to resume the same day so no harm done. I have been in Ife for a week now, listening to dos, don'ts, learning the area, and believe me, the kinda stress we will do ehn, I nor sure say that guy wey do sign language during INEC collation result do am. Besides, being alone in school is an opportunity to make all the mistakes you can before stalites resume. Look on the bright side guys, it's the only side. It is also good news for people like dejii01 and other folk that have a pheromone secretion problem.

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not. Everyone has a particular purpose so what your mates are doing now should be none of your business. Just get into OAU and make up your mind to succeed. I had a long talk with an OAU alumnus recently, and all I gathered is that the outside world isn't smiling and we need grace more than ever. Some People who finished OAU about 6,7 years ago with fantastic results are still out there without jobs. Grace is key, guys. Time means nothing to God. I hope we can internalise this.

Good luck.

Nice write up

Dammytrager:


Dejii01 where is the dog chain

Won't sis Ariyke come nd clarify issues b4 timmytimmy nd co beat demselves up

3wks ......No lecture .......sounds cool to my lazy version. wt can a man does jare
let's jxt b prepared 4 more 'awesome ' suprises frm our darling oau

Timmytimmy:


Sorry for quoting the long poem, guys but this is creative, and a very proper poetic representation of what we'd meet on campus. Brilliantly written.

Erm, Ariyke, i'll surely like to meet who wrote this.

I'm searching for literary mentorship

will link u up with the writer

Timmytimmy:


Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

when u are all ready pls come with dagger, axes and cutlass to fasten the sharing formula

babysmart:



shey u didn't want us to resume before

Lol. House don tire me ni o.

Just 2 wks @ home,and I already feel like I've been here for a whole year!.
(I hail una wey don dey house tey tey )

Can't wait to pack my loads,leave this house,and not return till Dec.

kizzykeziah:

Btw, how do they expect us to apply for hostel when the portal is undergoing whatever illness that will be?

Even if the portal was going through,you will still not be able to apply. Last bedspace allocation batch starts,I think April 28.

mikeczay:
*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

am not collecting the key until u buy 2 more

Ariyke:
will link u up with the writer

I'm actually very serious oh I try to write,creative fiction, sometimes poetry. I was hoping that I'll meet a small community of writers when I resume.

What department is this person?

And hope you know it's an in-person link up? There's no way I'm seeing the person when you aren't there?

Timmytimmy:


I'm actually very serious oh I try to write,creative fiction, sometimes poetry. I was hoping that I'll meet a small community of writers when I resume.

What department is this person?

And hope you know it's an in-person link up? There's no way I'm seeing the person when you aren't there?

u can join ur dept editorial board when u resume

Dammytrager:


Dejii01 where is the dog chain

Hian, when did you become a werewolf and is today a full moon?

Ariyke:
u can join ur dept editorial board when u resume

Good idea but I'm not so interested in journalism plus I am going to be running away from commitments like no man's business. Thanks sha,I'll give it a try.I really just hoped to meet people under less formal conditions. People who can encourage me and I them, you know, that kinda stuff. What department are you?

kinxlink:
All the gurus in the house, please help me out, i wanna sit for the 2015 WAEC GCE, and am still an aspirant, can it meet up?

hmmm... with d issue wey dey on ground like this

just pray say make u resume early oo...
GCE result would be out by Dec while Oau will resume.........date Loading

even d loading date is subject to further amendment

Ariyke:
am not collecting the key until u buy 2 more

Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

clockwise:
Nawa for this so called great Ife o. Really regretting i choosed them. My frends re currently writng first semester at unaab, futa nd mapoly. Am at home playing talking drum from one church to anoda. Dem lyk it or not na sunday mi i dey resume cos am really tired of answering people question dat 'u never go ni', ' u never resume nil. Ict training ko computer lecture ni. Really angry.

lolz... well said

I tired of answering d question too

Ariyke:
funny you

funny me ke, am serious o

Timmytimmy:


Good idea but I'm not so interested in journalism plus I am going to be running away from commitments like no man's business. Thanks sha,I'll give it a try.I really just hoped to meet people under less formal conditions. People who can encourage me and I them, you know, that kinda stuff. What department are you?

u will surely meet the kind of peeps u want on campus

DSS

mikeczay:
Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

deal

mikeczay:
Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

I'm into dat biz bro....I'll give u discount too

but specify the name of d one u want
















note: they are all toys

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

HMMMMnmmmm

Ariyke:
deal

u see timmytimmy, am d man. ariyke baby, kiss my cheek will u?

pamcode:
No probs am a gud trekker, one of my numerous achievements is trekking from Cdl to dr adeniji hostel and from there to Wema bank on EMPTY STOMACH and back again to my hostel Afolabi.

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...me too, I do trek from origbo to inside edunabon wella that it became sumthing very easy for me, if I had the chance sef I would trek from Moro to ife.

Mizkelz:
...trekkin no b new tin....i v trekkd frm origbo to edunabon back to moro..den challnge to mokola in ib....

Cc: Crowniran

queenabby:
Trekkin is nt a prob,cos av heard some experience of trekkin in oau,trekking from geology dept to mayfair,den frm mayfair to lagere.

OAU - Mayfair - Lagere!!!!
*faints*

olagockay:

OAU - Mayfair - Lagere!!!!
*faints*

u beta come along with good shoes and palm .....

or if u get bicycle or any means of transportation....

davidbanner:

u beta come along with good shoes and palm .....

or if u get bicycle or any means of transportation....

I assume OAU has a helipad...

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

Lool.........
. May 25 will cme like a flash ....... Just dnt worry

Can oau accept weac and neco combination for medicine??

pelvicky:
Can oau accept weac and neco combination for medicine??

I know oau accept waec and neco..but 4 medicine I'm not sure....

Timmytimmy:

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not.

1 trillion likes.

where's everyone rushing to?