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Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Adisa419: 3:34pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014) (2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter (3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010) (4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009) (5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010) (6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN (7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang (. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua (9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012) (11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014) (12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ (13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) (14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that # BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014). (16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).
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Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Adisa419: 3:36pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
1. "We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria." - Information Minister, Labaran Maku. 2. "You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite." - Barkin Zuwo 3. "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria." - GEJ 4. "I will water your school and fire your school." - Orji Uzoh Kalu 5. "Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ 6. "I will rather kill myself than commit suicide." - Dame Patience Jonathan 7. "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar 8. "Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko 9. "Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David Mark 10. "The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu Gowon 11. "School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich." - Ikedi Ohakim 12. "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke 13. "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Olusegun Obasanjo 14. "The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State 15. "On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my family" - Dame Patience Jonathan 16. "We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba 17. "I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Patience Jonathan |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 3:44pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Dame, Dame, Dame.. cracking Nigerians up since 2011 |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Holywizard: 3:50pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
how does that improve ur miserable life? Silly goat! |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 4:40pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Shortyy:why did you cover ur mouth??person mess for where you stand? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Faculty14:lmao. that's style |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 4:46pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Shortyy:;Dnice hat!.Uve got fine eyes |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 4:46pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Faculty14:thanks. |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 4:50pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Shortyy:Sent you a pm..got it yet?? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 4:52pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Faculty14:nope. is it through email? |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Shortyy:yep |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 4:58pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Faculty14:will check later |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 5:39pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Shortyy:alright |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Shortyy(f): 6:34pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Faculty14:they wrote i'll have to be connected to read it. (whatever that means) |
Re: Funny Nigerian Quotes... by Faculty14(m): 8:08am On Apr 26, 2015 |
Shortyy:send a pm back to me |
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