Ah, the biological clock. Such a bitch. But what if we weren’t the ones whose fertility declined over the years… What if, instead, men’s sperm started to run dry as they hit their late 30s while our eggs remained viable well into our 40s, 50s and even beyond?

Oh, what a world it would be. Instead of us obsessing over finding and keeping Mr. Right, they’d be the ones freaking out, doing everything they can to settle down. Here are some things that men would probably do differently:

1. They would call.

2. pre-intimacy would last forever.

3. They’d be the ones asking, “Where is this going?”

4. We wouldn’t have to change our last names.

5. They’d ask questions like, “Does this trouser/shirt make me look fat?”

6. They’d be more interested in us, not just hooking up with us.

7. They’d wonder “Where are all the good women?”

8. They’d have their wedding tux picked out even before they meet the girl.

9. They’d spend hours on the phone with their friends trying to figure out, “Is she into me?”

10. Viagra commercials would make them cry.

11. They’d be far more willing to settle.

12. Denial would be a thing men engage in.

13. They’d never take us for granted.

14. All the money spent on football and war would be spent on figuring out how to extend their fertility.

And women — here’s how things would be different for us:

1. We’d run the world.

2. Our tolerance for bullshitting guys would be zero.

3. Boob jobs and botox wouldn’t exist.(strictly for those that engage in it)

4. A good man wouldn’t be so hard to find.

- See more at: http://thebolde.com/22-things-that-would-be-different-if-men-had-periods/#sthash.JJOe83so.dpuf

u mean it?

I fill your pain

:DWait! U mean u ladies go thru all this just cos of a mere thing as PERIOD (.)....eeeeeewwwwwwww lolz

What does havin a period hav to do wit "running the world" dats jus dumb! All dis ur points are dumb! Essentially ure jus sayin if men were women, and dat wud mean everybody wud b a woman... If everyybody is a woman...

Nice post

#imagine me rushing 2 d supermarket 2 buy pad....*i would be like jesox dis mens is so painful *

#But on2 say na GodWin no weapon formed against me shall prosper.

1. We’d run the world.

Then there wont be wars, but a bunch of jealous countries gossiping each other.

Mehn dah shii is annoying:i wan run MAD cuz of Menstrual Cramps

realtestament:
Nice post

#imagine me rushing 2 d supermarket 2 buy pad....*i would be like jesox dis mens is so painful *

#But on2 say na GodWin no weapon formed against me shall prosper.

Single parents go plenty, cuz all men go dey hustle pikin b4 he time.

Menstrual cramps!

That numba 10 thou

write2obi:
If i wake up one morning to find blood coming out of ma d**k. I'll be terrified, i'll race to my pastors house cos am sure someone in my village has started using my picture as hand fan

Hahahahahah..funny!

Eyaaa! Op, u wish. But men do almost all those things

Alfred200825:

Then there wont be wars, but a bunch of jealous countries gossiping each other.

U knw dem!

lagmostkuit:

Lol..

I'll manage!

Sorry, there is nathing yhu can do 'bout that tho

TheSonOfMark:

The irrational sentimentality doesn't surprise me a bit. Afterall the writer is a FEMALE.

They shud get a diick and find out hw easy life is

Too Bad it will never be so

Op is trying to say if men were women. I don't see how the list has anything to do with menses.

This list sha, you might just be surprised at the number of men who wouldn't be interested in fertilizing but just inputting, a pencil into a sharpener

alberto2k:
Land bought for stephenqueen's proposed Brothel (ile olosho)

Wa gbayi omo ologo, we go make money ooooo

Despite the fact that the ladies are the ones who have the period, they are still the problems.
They are the ones who are not faithfull, they are the ones that will always flash and not call, they are the ones that are only interested in the money, they are the ones that play hard to get till they are 35.
So what's the point

can't deal