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MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Gistpower(m): 7:24am On Apr 28, 2015
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My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer pros titutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are pros titute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC pros titutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside pros titute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic pros titute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild pros titutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer pros titutes are;
1. A pros titute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the pros titute out there
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Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Shortyy(f): 7:30am On Apr 28, 2015
well, i'm glad i'm that type of woman that will buy her man a packet of condom anytime he's traveling. STDs are real.
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Basildvalour(m): 7:38am On Apr 28, 2015
OP, reading you from here fit blind my eyes and u stil want me to visit ur blog, nah die dat one go be nah angry

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Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by greatmarshall(m): 7:47am On Apr 28, 2015
Shortyy:
well, i'm glad i'm that type of woman that will buy her man a packet of condom anytime he's traveling. STDs are real.
babe if na you I see for that pinshure so, you fine well well... grin
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Shortyy(f): 8:15am On Apr 28, 2015
greatmarshall:
babe if na you I see for that pinshure so, you fine well well... grin
lol. thanks
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by whillyamz98(m): 8:43am On Apr 28, 2015
Shortyy:
well, i'm glad i'm that type of woman that will buy her man a packet of condom anytime he's traveling. STDs are real.

Are u encouraging him to cheat?
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Shortyy(f): 11:00am On Apr 28, 2015
whillyamz98:


Are u encouraging him to cheat?
he is a man, if the need comes, he'll want to satisfy it.
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by greatmarshall(m): 11:45am On Apr 28, 2015
Shortyy:

lol. thanks
you're welcome... I fit be your friend na or wetin you think? Abeg no fall my hand o grin
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by Shortyy(f): 11:48am On Apr 28, 2015
greatmarshall:
you're welcome... I fit be your friend na or wetin you think? Abeg no fall my hand o grin
hahaha.. ok
Re: MUST READ: Top 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo by greatmarshall(m): 12:29pm On Apr 28, 2015
Shortyy:

hahaha.. ok
thanks dear... Please check your mail...

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