Honourable -Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the
palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of
the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum
from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental
human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests
daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive
cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of
pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be
understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, [size=15]verging on pepper souping, goat heading,
suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising[/size]. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that
things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Punch -Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?


Honourable -Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians
especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower
anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again
.
Source - http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/04/waec-seized-my-english-result-twice.html

alobam1:


Oya mi lenu ohh

soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?

politricks:
Why wont they seize your result when the person marking it doesn't understand what you wrote

It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests
daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive
cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of
pachydermatous garb.

remsonik:
Why won't they seize it when you speak lugubrious and outrageous grammar

PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?

oxygen9gs:


Lugubrious means very sad or sorrowful....i think u were tryin' 2 imply grandiloquent grammer.....

* I used to tink lugubrious meant something grand 2....i became aware of the true definition during my GRE prep....

remsonik:

Wow.....nice
Thanks for pointing that out to me

The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

PapiWata:
The audacity and incorrigible megalomania that motivated the examinations board to impound the august and grandiloquent submissions of our man Patrick Obahiagbon are sufficient grounds for a disconcerting lapse into melancholy rumination by all well-meaning observers resident within Nigeria's terra firma, because those examination script seizures illustrate ad-nausem, ad-infinitum, and inter-alia, the preposterous and overbearing modus operandi of the exam board, which in this instance conducted itself well outside the traditional remit of such an august conglomeration of intellectual monoliths.

soe:
Pls where is the postoffice in ikorodu?

Thomsyne:
shoro niyen