cumz:
Why is no one talking about Our match today?!

we have already won that one.

In other news, Vermaelen to make his debut today. Interesting.

ddippset:
that uncertainty about what is going to happen in week 37 is too much for me to handle. I don't have the heart for it. The best thing would be for Valencia and sevilla to take 2 points or 3 off madrid. Those two are in red hot form.

Abi!!

Ehen! Shey you guys know of the new rule that the winner of europa cup will qualify for UCL!

So if Sevilla wins the cup - that means They qualify automatically, Valencia drops out and Atletico Madrid will only qualify for the play off (not sure tho)
Very funny

ddippset:
we have already won that one.

Don't be so sure ooooo..

mcdreeezy:
In other news, Vermaelen to make his debut today. Interesting.

No no no Gerrard pique and Vermaelen were not selected for today's match

homesteady:

It seems I'm arguing with a confused person
Is it not you that is comparing home and away league games to home and away knockout games?




If you have admitted to knowing that they are 2 different things entirely, why are you still arguing?


this guy is a fraud!
Barcelona 2 - 1 Real Madrid
52% --- Possession --- 48%
17 ----- Shots ----- 14
5 ------ Shots on target --- 4
7 ----- - corners ----- 10
9 ------- fouls ------- 14

So how did we win the match by luck?
Is it that you don't understand English? I said we played them in less than 4 days after playing man city! couldn’t you see the players were even tired during the match?







Confirmed! You have comprehension issues!
This is like the hundredth time I'm saying this - Barcelona
can't win every team comfortably especially top 5 teams!
You keep blabbing that it was luck that made us to win madrid and Valencia and we were lucky to draw sevilla! this are our top 5 teams!
So I bought up a stat that Bayern couldn’t win 6 matches against their top 5! the Wolfsburg match is like the most recent, and I used it as an example! Gerrit?



Sigh! haven't you noticed the shots stats are not constant? that they change every match?

So Almeria attack line is the best in the world! What shall I not hear in this world! So if Bayern were to play Almeria and Barcelona, they would pay more attention to Almeria's attackers than barcelona attackers?
Damn, clap for yourself and nod your head with pride, you've given the most intelligent analysis ever!




Lmaoooooooooooo! you want to choose a games that favour you! I posted a pic of all man city results, you should have checked it to spare your sef some embarrassment!
Before welcoming bayern to Etihad - LWDW!
Before welcoming Barca to Etihad DDWW
check out the scores and compare!





I'm 100% sure no barca fan has said Bayern can't win us, all we are saying is that we can beat them! unlike you, who is already saying they will beat us!




Who was the petty person that called the win over madrid luck just because he wants to prove that Bayern will win?

LOL. I am the last person you can ever attribute to having comprehension issues. But I know you have a penchant for seeing yourself in others, so fair enough.

1. Is head to head used in La liga? See why tomfoolery should be a crime in Nigeria?

2. Again is head to head not used in La Liga? You ask yourself your own questions, then give them your own answers, circumventing the one's that were thrown at you while at it. That is confusion crystallized.

3. You should qualify as the most incompetent data analyst in the world! You brought figures showing we had only 52% possession of the ball at Nou Camp (record low for the season and in which the last 15 mins of the game was responsible for). Then you showed we had 17 shots with 5 on target, to Real's 14 shots with 4 on target. This shows we were evenly matched in that regard and when we consider that CR7s shot hitting the post and Bale's goal that was ruled offside weren't factored into this stat, it shows they probably shaded it. Then we scored a goal from a set piece and one from a long pass (almost antithetical to how Barca plays) and that the 2nd goal came rather fortuitously and when we were behind in terms of the stats on ground at the time, then it is clear to see why Lucho, pundits and MANY other blogs tilted the game in the balance and gave the winner the "lucky tag".

A ragtag bumbly pseudo-analyst on NL fails to agree and I should lose sleep over it?

B. Asking me if I understood English got me LMAO. I reiterated the fact that we were rightfully tired before Madrid, but I also mentioned that they had a poor run of form getting to the game. If you could miss such an incontrovertible fact, why are you bothering to reply me?

4. Sorry, you are easily the one with the blatant comprehension issues. You are rehashing the same bunkum hoping it would suddenly become valuable and stick. If Barca plays Valencia at the Nou camp, and gifts away many chances to the away team but somehow still wins. Would anyone be amiss to say "If you are playing against better opposition than Valencia, you won't be this lucky"? Is Bayern not a better opposition than Valencia?

So what are you hyperventilating about?

5. Did anyone else notice the level of rank Idiocy your conclusion on, or question about Almeria reached? And you dared call someone else out for their comprehension, yet it is obvious you skipped all such classes since you were born. Let me help you out once more. This is what I said: ". . .then ON THAT DAY, Almeria's attack was more deadly seeing that they converted their only chance to a goal. If Barca had done same, we would have won 15-1".

If you cannot make out what that means, then Jesus Christ cannot help you.

6. LOL. 2 things. 1. You are not as clever as you think you are. 2. This is Man city's form before Bayern on the 25th of November 2014- W W L L(carling cup to Newcastle) W D W. This is what you call a run of form not just selecting the last 3 or 4 games. That is disingenuous. Here is what their form looked like before Barca- D L L (against Middlesbrough FA Cup) D D W W. If we take away the Carling cup and FA cup games, City had 4 wins in the last 6 games before Bayern, and 2 wins in the last 6 before they played Barca (that is why I said their form was sketchy). Meanwhile, Barca's form was like W W W W W W W W W L. So would we, all of a sudden say Barca had bad form because of the last L?

To now crown it up, you unintelligently infused the goals scored caveat because if a team wins 1 nil in 4 games and has W W W W as their form sheet, they are worse than another that had D D W W if the last 2 wins were 4-1 and 5-0? Hahahahaha. Now that is something to laugh about.

7. I have never said anywhere that Barca cannot beat Bayern. I said I am scared because it is over 2 legs. Over 2 legs. Emphasis on OVER 2 LEGS. Jeez.

NB: Notice I ignored your petty jibe. It is petty, to tussle with a petty man.

cumz:

No no no Gerrard pique and Vermaelen were not selected for today's match

Oh...ok then. Meanwhile Pique needs the rest.

"Fanatism" takes away your reasonable and objective thinking faculty. You become so delusional and refuse to take reasonable NO for an answer.

Next week is not far.

homesteady:
Ehen! Shey you guys know of the new rule that the winner of europa cup will qualify for UCL!

So if Sevilla wins the cup - that means They qualify automatically, Valencia drops out and Atletico Madrid will only qualify for the play off (not sure tho)
Very funny

From what I know about this new rule, we will have 5 teams playing in the UCL next season. That is if Sevilla wins it.

honeric01:
"Fanatism" takes away your reasonable and objective thinking faculty. You become so delusional and refuse to take reasonable NO for an answer.

Lol. we`re all on the same side. It`s fair to give every opponent the level of respect they deserve, but the joy in having an utmost confidence in your team can't be denied

Cules tot our match is 3pm, pls which time is the match?

scantee:
Cules tot our match is 3pm, pls which time is the match?

7pm

scantee:
Cules tot our match is 3pm, pls which time is the match?

7pm!

Eruditor:


LOL. I am the last person you can ever attribute to having comprehension issues. But I know you have a penchant for seeing yourself in others, so fair enough.

1. Is head to head used in La liga? See why tomfoolery should be a crime in Nigeria?

2. Again is head to head not used in La Liga? You ask yourself your own questions, then give them your own answers, circumventing the one's that were thrown at you while at it. That is confusion crystallized.

JEEEZzz! are your brain cells made up of cotton?
can't you just understand simple logiccc?
Where did I say that head to head is not used in la liga? Why making this argument longer by cooking up some idioticc, irrelevant statements?
If you don't get it this last time, then I'm sorry - You are daft!

You are basing your argument that we can't win madrid over 2 legs if we meet in the semi's, because we could not win them over 2legs in la liga!
I said using the 2 legs of la liga to judge is just plain stupidityy, because the two games are played monthsss apart, While the 2 legs of the semi's are played just a week apart!
Why should you use a game of last year to predict what will happen in the semi's? Does it make any sense? don't you know many things changed between those 2 games? but can any non-negligible change occur between the one week semi's interval?
You agreed that the 2 set of games are entirely different things, so why the further display of gross foolishnesss?

3. You should qualify as the most incompetent data analyst in the world! You brought figures showing we had only 52% possession of the ball at Nou Camp (record low for the season and in which the last 15 mins of the game was responsible for). Then you showed we had 17 shots with 5 on target, to Real's 14 shots with 4 on target. This shows we were evenly matched in that regard and when we consider that CR7s shot hitting the post and Bale's goal that was ruled offside weren't factored into this stat, it shows they probably shaded it. Then we scored a goal from a set piece and one from a long pass (almost antithetical to how Barca plays) and that the 2nd goal came rather fortuitously and when we were behind in terms of the stats on ground at the time, then it is clear to see why Lucho, pundits and MANY other blogs tilted the game in the balance and gave the winner the "lucky tag".

A ragtag bumbly pseudo-analyst on NL fails to agree and I should lose sleep over it?

And you should qualify as the most stupidd, pessimistic Barcelona fan ever!!!
We won the possession right? this guy talks like a dementia patient! is the last 15 minutes not part of the game? and stop being a liar, Madrid were never ahead of us in possession, some spells of possession they had does not mean they controlled possession! Heck, Mascherano was even the DM that day, and we know he is not as good as Busquet in the possession business!
Ronaldo's bar hit was not factored into the stat? should we start mentioning all the close missed chances?
Wonders! are you now a Catalan guy? a traditional barcelona fan? is scoring with a header and via a long pass your biggest problem?
it even gives more evidence that you are just spewing trash ignorantly! Who doesn't know that Barça plays a lot of long balls now? During our match with Espanyol, Pique alone gave like 5 long passes to Suarez! Wake up from your hibernation and watch barca games, long balls is part of the team now!

. Asking me if I understood English got me LMAO. I reiterated the fact that we were rightfully tired before Madrid, but I also mentioned that they had a poor run of form getting to the game. If you could miss such an incontrovertible fact, why are you bothering to reply me?

I did not miss any fact, El classico is a no respecter of form, Madrid were in better form last season when we beat them 3-2 in their home! All the players raise their game during such a match! I remember some betting sites giving higher odds to barcelona sef!

4. Sorry, you are easily the one with the blatant comprehension issues. You are rehashing the same bunkum hoping it would suddenly become valuable and stick. If Barca plays Valencia at the Nou camp, and gifts away many chances to the away team but somehow still wins. Would anyone be amiss to say "If you are playing against better opposition than Valencia, you won't be this lucky"? Is Bayern not a better opposition than Valencia?

So what are you hyperventilating about?

I don't get the roots of this part! sorry! it would be helpful if you quote the exact part you are referring to!

5. Did anyone else notice the level of rank Idiocy your conclusion on, or question about Almeria reached? And you dared call someone else out for their comprehension, yet it is obvious you skipped all such classes since you were born. Let me help you out once more. This is what I said: ". . .then ON THAT DAY, Almeria's attack was more deadly seeing that they converted their only chance to a goal. If Barca had done same, we would have won 15-1".

If you cannot make out what that means, then Jesus Christ cannot help you.

Rams will shocked at your level of dullness!
I told you earlier that Using shots to determine a sides firing power is not efficient, and I gave you an example using Almeria! I knew you would foolishlyy fall for Almeria because you want to win the argument!
Such cases happen many times, where a team scores their only shot on target, and Barcelona scores like 4,5 or 6! But I have never heard any analyst praising the team for beeen so deadly in front of the goal, I have never seen any newspaper front cover magnifying them for been so lethal! Why? Because it doesn't make sense
Just like 4 or 5 days ago, I read on goal.com that Barcelona have converted the most chances in Europe - www.goal.com/en/news/7094/huawei-european-team-ranking/2015/04/21/10978192/barcelona-are-europes-most-lethal-finishers
So your fear of bayern having a better conversion rate than Barca is false!

6. LOL. 2 things. 1. You are not as clever as you think you are. 2. This is Man city's form before Bayern on the 25th of November 2014- W W L L(carling cup to Newcastle) W D W. This is what you call a run of form not just selecting the last 3 or 4 games. That is disingenuous. Here is what their form looked like before Barca- D L L (against Middlesbrough FA Cup) D D W W. If we take away the Carling cup and FA cup games, City had 4 wins in the last 6 games before Bayern, and 2 wins in the last 6 before they played Barca (that is why I said their form was sketchy). Meanwhile, Barca's form was like W W W W W W W W W L. So would we, all of a sudden say Barca had bad form because of the last L?

heiii! JESU! you have finally exposed yourself! While your comprehension teacher was teaching, you were always listening to the non-existent sounds her bum-bum was making!
Were did I say the bolded? this is how you have been misquoting everything I've been writing here! We were talking about Man city form before the Bayern game and Barcelona game, what is now bringing barcelona form here?

It took me a while to understand what you were saying here!
If their form was WLDW before Bayern and DDWW (high scoring games) before barca, then using common sense, between bayern and barca, who played the better Man city? Based on European form, - LDLD before Bayern and DLWW before barca! So who played the most inform Man city?

now crown it up, you unintelligently infused the goals scored caveat because if a team wins 1 nil in 4 games and has W W W W as their form sheet, they are worse than another that had D D W W if the last 2 wins were 4-1 and 5-0? Hahahahaha. Now that is something to laugh about.

Once again, your lack of comprehension has embarrassed you!

7. I have never said anywhere that Barca cannot beat Bayern. I said I am scared because it is over 2 legs. Over 2 legs. Emphasis on OVER 2 LEGS. Jeez.

NB: Notice I ignored your petty jibe. It is petty, to tussle with a petty man.

and your premise is faulty!

dmcdad:

From what I know about this new rule, we will have 5 teams playing in the UCL next season. That is if Sevilla wins it.

5 teams? I don't think so oh,,,,, which league will now give up it spot?

barackohandso:


Lol. we`re all on the same side. It`s fair to give every opponent the level of respect they deserve, but the joy in having an utmost confidence in your team can't be denied

I just do not like how some of 'em cules think one way, nothing is wrong with having confidence in our team but discarding opponents without any clear reason other than "this is Barca, dem no reach" is just too childish.

All i know is that the matches (H N A) are going to be tough and if we're in our best, we're going to come out tops, but don't expect us to play averagely and still win because we're Barca, it doesn't work that way!

If we can keep a clean sheet at home and even if it's a 0:0 FT result, i don't mind, then we can go to Germany to die there just to get goals.

homesteady:


5 teams? I don't think so oh,,,,, which league will now give up it spot?

EPL

Our squad for today's game:
Goalkeepers:1. Marc-André ter Stegen, 13.Claudio Bravo
....
Defenders:2. Martín Montoya, 14.Javier Mascherano, 15.Marc Bartra, 21. Adriano Correia, 22.Dani Alves, 24.Jérémy Mathieu
...
Midfielders:4. Ivan Rakitic, 5.Sergio Busquets, 6. Xavi Hernández, 8. Andrés Iniesta, 12. Rafinha Alcântara, 20.Sergi Roberto
.....
Forwards:7. Pedro Rodriguez, 9. Luis Suárez, 10.Lionel Messi, 11. NeymarJr.
....
One of those times that Lucho does his Abracadabra in his line ups

~ Like this comment if you think we are winning tonight . ...
Share if you think either Messi, Neymar or Suarez would score ...
La Blaugrana till death do us part

Emaprince:
You worshipers of the midget should respect the current best player in the world, C RONALDO!!!

~ Ffuck Ronaldo .. asides his electrifying pace, shot power and unnecessary step overs...there's nothing else special about him ...

Darkrebel666:


~ Ffuck Ronaldo .. asides his electrifying pace, shot power and unnecessary step overs...there's nothing else special about him ...

Bitcch please


Three balloon d' or
And over 300 goals for Madrid

Deal with it

taiocol:
Bitcch please


Three balloon d' or
And over 300 goals for Madrid

Deal with it

~ Are you M.R or a blunt tool?
Messi has 4 balon d'or's and has more LA liga goals and assists and even more CL goals and assists.... and he' also on course to win another Balond'or if he wins a trophy or two ... ( Copa del rey is sure) (La liga is almost secured) (Champions league is just a stone throw away) ..

who says he can't win a treble?

Mind you Ronaldo only won balon d'or last season cos Messi had no trophy to boast of.That's why CR7 won. If Messi had won the world cup, you fuckers would have been double muted by now ......
Ronaldo plays like a ffucking robot and he's not as talented as Lionel ..
..Messi on the other hand got the fluidity, is a better playmaker, has a better vision and gives more accurate and deadly passes, he creates more goal scoring chances and he is wayyyyyy more interesting to watch than CR7 ....
Deep inside CR7, he knows Messi is better and that's why he over-trains and tries to always impress which sometimes result to selfish plays..
Meanwhile Messi doesn't force it or tries to impress..He plays for the love of the sport..

deal with it !!
Ronaldo is a King of soccer... Messi is a God ...
Capital G.O.D

honeric01:


I just do not like how some of 'em cules think one way, nothing is wrong with having confidence in our team but discarding opponents without any clear reason other than "this is Barca, dem no reach" is just too childish.

All i know is that the matches (H N A) are going to be tough and if we're in our best, we're going to come out tops, but don't expect us to play averagely and still win because we're Barca, it doesn't work that way!

If we can keep a clean sheet at home and even if it's a 0:0 FT result, i don't mind, then we can go to Germany to die there just to get goals.

Can you just mention one person that said barcelona will win bayern munich comfortably?
if not, I don't see any reason for your comment!
thank you!

Chelsea set to face Barcelona, PSG in U.S. preseason tour

With the Premier League title within reach, Chelsea are planning to celebrate with a tour of the United States as part of the International Champions Cup this summer.Matches with Barcelona and Paris Saint-Germain highlight Chelsea's fixtures in the preseason event, with any drawn games after 90 minutes settled by a penalty shoot-out.Manchester United will also play in the cup, defending their title from last summer, but will not face their Premier League rivals.Chelsea will stay on the U.S. east coast before completing their fixtures at home. The Blues open the competition against the New York Red Bulls at their home in Harrison, New Jersey on July 22.They then travel south to face PSG, who knocked them out of the Champions League this season, on July 25 in Charlotte, North Carolina.Their U.S. tour concludes against Barcelona in Washington, D.C., where Lionel Messi drew major media attention on a visit with Argentina last month. Chelsea complete the tournament on August 5 at Stamford Bridge against Fiorentina.

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/chelsea/story/2423052/chelsea-set-to-face-barcelona-and-psg-in-us-preseason-tour

homesteady:


5 teams? I don't think so oh,,,,, which league will now give up it spot?

Like I said... I am not really sure myself. Read it up somewhere.

‪#‎MSN100‬ today?

mcdreeezy:
In other news, Vermaelen to make his debut today. Interesting.

I believe Barcelona Fc will comfortably defeat Bayern Munich...

coded01:

I thought he was going to debut today

Chelsea Vs Barcelona. July 28