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My Friend And His Crush by Blackchampion(m): 9:49pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
So it was 3.34am when my phone rang, checked the caller it was chukzy whom i just left some few hours ago. It happened that chukzy had a crush on a girl for some time now that he cant just spend minutes of his life not talking abt her, he even assigned flavor's-"GOLIBE" as a ringtone for her. Early sunday afternoon i was wit chukzy when his phone rang; it was Chika!!, d very crush dat my guy done they murder for. when d call was over i saw one of the happiest mood i have experienced abt my guy, ME: O' boi wetin? CHUKZY: "Chika said she's in town and will be coming around soon! ME: just like dat? CHUKZY: Yes ooo!. suddenly my guy wey no get money to even service his Lexus RX330 suspensions, done dey plan expensive thingz like mad prior to d arrival of his crush, an hour later i left him to tidy up thingz. He called me up evening hours to rendezvous and also to meet with Chika. i met Chika that evening kai!! this girl fine ooo (mentally complimenting her). We downed like some bottles of ANDRE ROSE, then i congratulated my guy on his new found love, then i left him. I was dazed when he played a news to me as he called me around 3.34am ME: Nigga wat d Bleep are u telling me?!! CHUKZY: My broda this girl no dey move again oo, no heart beat, she's so cold, i don they wake her up, she's not responding (tensed) i can even hear him crying ME: Guy pour her cold water! CHUKZY: I don empty water wey dey my fridge on her, yet nothing. ME: Chukzy, na die be dat ooo!! ME: yawa dey oo CHUKZY: wetin i go do? ME: I dont know ME: Guy wat did u do?, did u sleep with her?, roughly?, do drugs? CHUKZY: We just came back we ate and slept off ME: Just lik that?!! CHUKZY: Yes! it happend that Chukzy is a staying in a 3 storey building at the topmost floor, and for him to get the girl out from the house he has to alert the neighbors becos some packed behind his car. Ok d girl is a tall chubby girl and she's should weighing atlist 80-90kg and my Chukzy is slim and short, this means he will need alot of help to carry the body to the car then to the hospital....... . Will continue when i get 30 comments on this thread.... #Stay Tune |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Brymo: 9:53pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
na by 30 comments? Funny dude. |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Princecalm(m): 9:55pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Nice fairy tales. |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by firstolalekan(m): 9:58pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Blackchampion:You dey craze. 30 kor, 70 ni. You can Stick your bullshıt story into your stinking àss. |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Nobody: 9:58pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
av watched the movie. ...the girl no later die 1 Like |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Blackchampion(m): 9:58pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Brymo:That what wud happen? |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Blackchampion(m): 10:00pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Learn to use polite words on ur elders son firstolalekan:Dats no movie man. #Still stay tune afolag: |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Brymo: 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Blackchampion:owkay, 27 to go. |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by dechandel(f): 10:13pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Keep delaying the story jare.. So by the time you come back to finish up, Chika must have been pronounced dead!! 1 Like |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Brugo(m): 11:28pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
All these writers sef. Can't you finish the story at once? |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by clemz85(m): 11:53pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
you will be surprised when I will finish this story for you even add jars, you went smock nockout abi? |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by Blackchampion(m): 5:10am On Apr 29, 2015 |
clemz85:Alright. U can finish it @ Clemz85 |
Re: My Friend And His Crush by clemz85(m): 9:02am On Apr 29, 2015 |
Blackchampion: but is not actually what I meant U know |
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