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Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:20am On Apr 29, 2015

We all poop. It’s one of the few reminders we get about our health on a (hopefully) daily basis and yet, we don’t pay much attention to it. Not only that, but we also don’t like to talk about it. In our culture, sometimes it’s easier to talk to people about sex than poop.

But the truth is: if you’re not pooping right… something could be terribly wrong inside your body.

Here’s a handy reference called the Bristol chart.

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like little balls (hard to pass)

Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy

Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface

Type 4: Like a sausage, banana or snake, smooth and soft-- This is the perfect poop, You wanna have nice tubular shape. Think long bananas that don’t break apart when you flush.

Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)

Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool

Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid

COLOUR OF POOP

1. A nice medium- to dark-brown color--Good Poop

2. Black colour-- it could be a sign of blood in your upper GI tract.

3. Yellow or Green colour-- could be from fat malabsorption or liver or gallbladder stress

Dubbed from http://www.mamanatural.com/great-poop-looks-like/

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:38am On Apr 29, 2015

Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop. grin

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo. wink

Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:41am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:
Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop.

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo.

Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme

I know am doing it right grin

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:42am On Apr 29, 2015

Lekan early morning this is disgusting lol n im sipping tea
Yuck

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:45am On Apr 29, 2015

BaebieHot:

I know am doing it right

U sure? Last time I checked ladies have the worst kinda poops. (Don't ask me how.

)

Guess its caused by unhealthy eating habits. Most ladies have a PhD in that.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:49am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

U sure? Last time I checked ladies have the worst kinda poops. (Don't ask me how. )

Guess its caused by unhealthy eating habits. Most ladies have a PhD in that.

yeah, thats because we hardly go, unlike guys that go one or twice everyday

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:51am On Apr 29, 2015

Lala247:
Lekan early morning this is disgusting lol n im sipping tea
Yuck

Hehehehe!! See dem ooo

Funny thing was when I was a kid I thought only men were guilty of the act.

Never heard my aunt or mum say they wanted to poop.

grin

*** Modified ***
Na lala type dey strong face for toilet. grin

Heehehehe

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:52am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Hehehehe!! See dem ooo

Funny thing was when I was a kid I thought only men were guilty of the act.

Never heard my aunt or mum say they wanted to poop.

*** Modified ***
Na lala type dey strong face for toilet.

Heehehehe

No im 4 lol

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:52am On Apr 29, 2015

BaebieHot:

yeah, thats because we hardly go, unlike guys that go one or twice everyday

*holds nose*

Lord have mercy!!! shocked

So where do you store up all the junks you eat?

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 10:54am On Apr 29, 2015

Lala247:

No im 1, 6 and 7 lol

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Lol what u changed my message weyrey lol

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

*holds nose*

Lord have mercy!!!

So where do you store up all the junks you eat?

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 10:56am On Apr 29, 2015

Lala247:

Lol what u changed my message weyrey lol

dont mind him, he is a crook grin

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by hopeforcharles(m): 10:58am On Apr 29, 2015

Insightful research, but a little bit weird.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:00am On Apr 29, 2015

Lala247:

Lol what u changed my message weyrey lol

BaebieHot:

dont mind him, he is such a gentleman

Thanks you @ Baebiehot. grin

*takes a bow*

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 11:02am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Thanks you @ Baebiehot.

*takes a bow*

lol

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 11:03am On Apr 29, 2015

hopeforcharles:
Insightful research, but a little bit weird.

yeah, talking about poop is so weird.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:05am On Apr 29, 2015

Sinaj and Sassychic, I caught u both peeping.

Come back here and comment. undecided

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 11:09am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:
Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop.

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo.

Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme

Why u call me 4 dis kyn thing wen I dey chop beans and bread?

Oya come and take it, I no chop again!

Buh me na 1 and 4

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:15am On Apr 29, 2015

lagmostkuit:
Why u call me 4 dis kyn thing wen I dey chop beans and bread?
Oya come and take it, I no chop again!

Buh me na 1 and 4

*grabs the bread and beans* grin

I trust u, u nor dey lie. wink

Hope you don't squeeze your face and groan when doing 1 sha? grin

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Beamborla(f): 11:19am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:
Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop.

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo.

Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme

Nothing beats starting the day with a good poop cheesy

Oh yeah! I'm fu.king doing it right.
5 and sometimes 4 all the way... Not like I don't do 6 and others sha lipsrsealed

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Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:25am On Apr 29, 2015

Beamborla:

Nothing beats starting the day with a good poop

Oh yeah! I'm fu.king doing it right.
5 and sometimes 4 all the way... Not like I don't do 6 and others sha

Baebiehot I hand you over to this wonderful lady.

You sure need a lotta tutorials on how not to store up poop. grin

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 11:39am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:
Sinaj and Sassychic, I caught u both peeping.

Come back here and comment.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Twaci(f): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:
Where all dis pweety ladies wey nor dey poop.

Come and know if you are doing it right oooo.

Cc: Beamborla, Lala247, Mirexxx, Twaci, Sassychic, MzNelly, Cutieberie1, Mhizkel, Chiam55, Sinaj, Lagmostkuit, Missclasssy, Vickybee, Prettythicksme

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by hopeforcharles(m): 11:43am On Apr 29, 2015

BaebieHot:

yeah, talking about poop is so weird.

Hmmm isn't it funny that it's u that posted it, so u knew it's weird and you did. Watching u in 3D.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:44am On Apr 29, 2015

Twaci:

Unseal those lips. undecided

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:45am On Apr 29, 2015

sassychic:

No

*where is my cane*

Need to come down dere and remind you that am still ur uncle.

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Twaci(f): 11:46am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Unseal those lips.

Nah ah! No way tongue

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by kinglekan: 11:48am On Apr 29, 2015

Twaci:
Nah ah! No way

Ohhh!! She is shy

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Twaci(f): 11:52am On Apr 29, 2015

kinglekan:

Ohhh!! She is shy

*covers face and runs outta thread*

Re: Disgusting? Yes!! But Know What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by Nobody: 11:55am On Apr 29, 2015

number 1 to 7 cheesy

my poop na weather#lol

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