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10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DanceVille: 8:18pm On Apr 29, 2015
10.Totally Chill:
There is always that one person who is completely unfazed by the fact that they are sitting in an exam hall.This person is completely calm and collected and it is very aggravating to look at them.They are either incredibly intelligent or have just accepted their fate.

9.The First To Finish:
Some of us come across this rare species of student.While some of us are afraid to even turn the paper over in the answer booklet in fear of the looks we'll get, there are those who finish the exam before you even qead the question paper.These people are pretty intimidating.They usually leave others quite confused.Can they write really fast or do they know what they are writing? That is the question.

8.The Human Xerox:
This kind of people, they probably know nothing about the subject.They have only got four actions programmed into them.They will look to the front, back, right and left.Some who have mastered these techniques will somehow be able to get answer from all the way across the room and even get higher marks than people they got what to write from.

7.That One Student:
There will always be that one student who tries asking the invigilator for answers.You would think they would have learned by now that the only thing they will get is a glare and a boot out the door.But their adamant refusal to believe this is intriguing.

6.The Temporarily Blind:
These students so badly want the answers from a fellow student but all of a sudden become blind.They will probably ask for you to lift your paper just a little more every five seconds but end up sighing in defeat as they realize all they see are blury letters.But, that doesn't stop them from asking again.

5.Amnesiac:
They swear that they have studied for the exam but have somehow forgotten everything.I can say from experience that this is the worst feeling.You have studied it all and it all looks so familiar but you just can't place it.It is like having a word at the tip of your tongue but you just can't get it.

4.Funny Bone:
These ones just start laughing at/with themselves like they just made the best inside joke.You will want to know what's so funny but you've got other things to worry about.
3.The Silent Sobber:
For some people, it all just gets to be too much.They might have done more than enough revision, but they have a total nervous break-down.These students are similar to the 'funny Bone' type but they choose to do it the old-fashioned way, by sobbing into the desk.
2.The Last Minute Writer:
They will be pretty relaxed during the first half of the exam but as soon as the invigilator announces that time is almost over or "get ready to stop" , they turn into Flash.The teacher literally has to snatch the paper out of their hands for them to stop writing.

1.The One Who Always Get Caught:
This poor person tries to cheat whenever they can, but is unsuccessful because they are terrible at it.Usually the reason for their failed attempt is probably because the invigilators are always smarter.They get yelled at and at the worst of times, get their paper taken away or even torn..

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Tashaamania(f): 8:25pm On Apr 29, 2015
The number 9 students in other words are called the - Cram and pour students grin grin
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Nobody: 8:32pm On Apr 29, 2015
I smell FP.. na this kind thread Mods the like
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DaZion(m): 8:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
The "Copy And Paste"... Can't forget dat technique...
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DaZion(m): 8:35pm On Apr 29, 2015
Likewise Me...I also perceive Fp.
Thugnificient:
I smell FP.. na this kind thread Mods the like
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Nobody: 8:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
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Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by jamex93(m): 8:41pm On Apr 29, 2015
the one DAT will ask u for ansa and also ask u to spell when u tell dem d ansa
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by lilmax(m): 10:00pm On Apr 29, 2015
Okay
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Joshuadon: 10:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
jamex93:
the one DAT will ask u for ansa and also ask u to spell when u tell dem d ansa

those set of folks are the most annoying, Na wa oooo, i dont even answer them....
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by jamex93(m): 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
Joshuadon:


those set of folks are the most annoying, Na wa oooo, i dont even answer them....




them dey vex me eh
n na gals full DAT category
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Kendzyma(m): 11:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
Lol,u also forgot the 1nc that write the questions back into the ansa sheet with a little prayer and pleadings for the marker since dey don't no wat to write and wanna keep their pen moving like others.
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by fineyemi(m): 1:02am On Apr 30, 2015
DaZion:
Likewise Me...I also perceive Fp.
I bet u, it won't mke front page.
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DanceVille: 6:37am On Apr 30, 2015
Lol! Nice one
Kendzyma:
Lol,u also forgot the 1nc that write the questions back into the ansa sheet with a little prayer and pleadings for the marker since dey don't no wat to write and wanna keep their pen moving like others.
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 7:42am On Apr 30, 2015
booked
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 7:42am On Apr 30, 2015
also booked
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 7:44am On Apr 30, 2015
final booking wink
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 7:44am On Apr 30, 2015
fineyemi:
I bet u, it won't mke front page.
if it does, would u trekk to kaduna?
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 7:49am On Apr 30, 2015
the ones that always ask for answer sheets

Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DaZion(m): 8:05am On Apr 30, 2015
Lol! Guess he would..
RobinHez:
if it does, would u trekk to kaduna?
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DaZion(m): 8:07am On Apr 30, 2015
Tor! What if it make Fp, u go hug transformer ryt?
fineyemi:
I bet u, it won't mke front page.
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by RobinHez(m): 8:11am On Apr 30, 2015
fineyemi:
Can u see d bullshit didn't make FP. D moderators ar oblivious of dis trash
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DanceVille: 8:41am On Apr 30, 2015
Yeap bro! Am part of these group o
RobinHez:
the ones that always ask for answer sheets
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by Mhizkel(f): 10:19am On Apr 30, 2015
That student that always swallow papers after been caught by an examiner...Swallowing the paper would make no available evidence!
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by fineyemi(m): 10:47am On Apr 30, 2015
DaZion:
Tor! What if it make Fp, u go hug transformer ryt?
yes nah
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by fineyemi(m): 10:48am On Apr 30, 2015
RobinHez:
if it does, would u trekk to kaduna?
People ar doing it. Wat do u expect?
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by fineyemi(m): 10:50am On Apr 30, 2015
Can u see d bullshit didn't make FP. D moderators ar oblivious of dis trash
Re: 10 Types Of Students You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Examination Hall by DanceVille: 9:15pm On Apr 30, 2015
Mhizkel:
That student that always swallow papers after been caught by an examiner...Swallowing the paper would make no available evidence!
Lol!

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