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Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:38am On Apr 30, 2015
You actually believe you destroyed me? Lmao!! This kind of battles are won by wit, subtleness and substance and not ramblings of a illiterate f@@l.If you think you won, I pity the f@@l. You are still quite irrelevant, that is without a doubt. Lol
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 1:38am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Comprehensible sentences that actually make sense.Call a spade a spade, don't be shy.
so u have been searching through the dictionary for ten minutes just to type a conprehensible sentence as u claimed? grin grin

HAHA! Certified fvctard, an ubdisputable king of fvctards. U see when it comes to bashing no one gives a fvck about proper comprehension, this is bashing session. U are repeating words and styles, that is why i have always said u are a certified illiterate. grin grin

It is just like a routine for u, from proper english to being relevant to chibok girls, and so u go on round and round. grin grin grin

Ur next attack just be on chibok girls huh? grin grin

That is why i said u should donate this braib of urs, seriously if brains were gasoline, urs wouldn't be enough to power a bike half way round a blackberry. grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:43am On Apr 30, 2015
Atleast my attacks are themed and carry weight that's why you mad.Your attacks are childish and wouldn't hurt a fly hence why am chilling and clowning you with much ease. wink
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:45am On Apr 30, 2015
What is the official government statement on the chibok girls? Giant of Africa is a cruel joke. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 1:49am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:
You actually believe you destroyed me? Lmao!! This kind of battles are won by wit, subtleness and substance and not ramblings of a illiterate f@@l.If you think you won, I pity the f@@l. You are still quite irrelevant, that is without a doubt. Lol
what did i say, this just proves me right. I already know how much robot works. grin grin

I said,it is just like a routine, i programmed the words in ur coconut shrinked inflated brain

1. Proper english.

2. Being relevant

3. Chibok girls.

grin grin grin

U are completely making a fool of urself, they is absolutely no stunt u can pull to save ur shamed face and destroyed personality, even though u are a nobody, inferior to a bacterium. grin grin


I must applaud cos u just made ur best post ever and it is longer too, but i need to see more, prove to ur mister that u are worthy, that my fund on u isn't a waste. grin grin grin


Hmmm. U said "ramblings of a illiterate" . This guy u are really a certified illiterate. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 1:58am On Apr 30, 2015
Too many words, zero substance just like axum/kenyanlady. Why is it you reason and type like an illiterate? Where are the chibok girls? That is the elephant in the room. wink
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:00am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:
Atleast my attacks are themed and carry weight that's why you mad.Your attacks are childish and wouldn't hurt a fly hence why am chilling and clowning you with much ease. wink
put ur hands in the air and dance to the right. grin grin grin

I am the one enjoying this more than ever, cos u are my programmed robot and these are what i taught u. grin

1. Proper english

2. Being relevant

3. Chibok.

U are to go round and round, asking questions about these 3 randomly.


Only a mad man does that. grin

I am mister adams, wasting ur life since last night. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:02am On Apr 30, 2015
adamskutty:
see this irrelevant gallivante grin . U think i have time for boring culture section nowadays? grin Hell no! I am in the politics section interacting with men. grin grin

I call bullshit. You have been here all afternoon trying to be relevant. Stop living in denial and embrace reality. Without me setting you straight, you are nothing around here. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:03am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:
Too many words, zero substance just like axum/kenyanlady. Why is it you reason and type like an illiterate? Where are the chibok girls? That is the elephant in the room. wink
i guess they are in ur bedroom. grin I bet u are having an 0rgy with shakeau and his gangs of terrorist along with the alshaabab members. grin grin grin


The guy is asking me where are the chibok girls, check ur anus, u will find them there. grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:08am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
put ur hands in the air and dance to the right. grin grin grin

I am the one enjoying this more than ever, cos u are my programmed robot and these are what i taught u. grin

1. Proper english

2. Being relevant

3. Chibok.

U are to go round and round, asking questions about these 3 randomly.


Only a mad man does that. grin

I am mister adams, wasting ur life since last night. grin

All you have to do is answer those three contetious issues.The pride won't let you, making this an interesting pastime. I heard the militants will marry the chibok girls in traditional muslim ceremonies in the bush soon. What is the governments position on these new developments?
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:09am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
i guess they are in ur bedroom. grin I bet u are having an 0rgy with shakeau and his gangs of terrorist along with the alshaabab members. grin grin grin


The guy is asking me where are the chibok girls, check ur anus, u will find them there. grin grin grin grin



Hehehe

So you agree, it is a cruel joke. You sound mad, is it because I cared for those poor innocent little girls. wink
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:15am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


I call bullshit. You have been here all afternoon trying to be relevant. Stop living in denial and embrace reality. Without me setting you straight, you are nothing around here. grin
hahahhah! But u do know u are irrelevant right? grin

Monkey if ur mister is irrelevant then u are what? grin grin grin grin grin

This guy must have been born on the high way cos that is were most accidents happens. grin grin grin grin

U are irrelevant while i am relevant, monkey wait a minute, u might think i created this thread? grin

PUHAHAHAH! This urchins thoght i am the op, ur shrinked brain should be blown off asap, u are an epitome of stvpidity, an acne encrusted baboon, a vacuum cleaner with diagonal head. grin

May ur armpit be infested with the fleas from a thousand camels. grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:19am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
hahahhah! But u do know u are irrelevant right? grin

Monkey if ur mister is irrelevant then u are what? grin grin grin grin grin

This guy must have been born on the high way cos that is were most accidents happens. grin grin grin grin

U are irrelevant while i am relevant, monkey wait a minute, u might think i created this thread? grin

PUHAHAHAH! This urchins thoght i am the op, ur shrinked brain should be blown off asap, u are an epitome of stvpidity, an acne encrusted baboon, a vacuum cleaner with diagonal head. grin

May ur armpit be infested with the fleas from a thousand camels. grin grin

Why are you mad though, calling me names won't brake my bones, on the contrary, its ample proof am getting to you.The world needs to know if you are capable of rescuing the chibok girls or are you impotent.Let us know soon so we can rescue the girls for you.A moment lost is a underage bride in the making.
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:21am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Hehehe

So you agree, it is a cruel joke. You sound mad, is it because I cared for those poor innocent little girls. wink
oh that is quite interesting, so u do care about village girls in far away village in borno state, north eastern nigeria. grin grin

WOW! U should be more concern about how to prevent anyother kind of massacre like what occured in ur garrissa university in ur village, my burnt skin slave? grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:25am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Why are you mad though, calling me names won't brake my bones.The world needs to know if you are capable of rescuing the girls or are you impotent.Let us know soon so we can rescue the girls for you.
puhahhahahahah! grin grin grin grin

APES THAT AIN't even capable of saving the lifes of 148 students are bragging about saving girls for their nigerian lords, that sent food to them during their famine. grin grin grin grin

This shit is funny coming from syarving monkeys that looks like broom stick. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

So what do u have to say about the fact that u gave shekau bl0wjob? grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:26am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
oh that is quite interesting, so u do care about village girls in far away village in borno state, north eastern nigeria. grin grin

WOW! U should be more concern about how to prevent anyother kind of massacre like what occured in ur garrissa university in ur village, my burnt skin slave? grin grin

The muslim Somali terrorists were all killed, all hawalas and Islamic banks shut down and we are currently building a wall in the border our terrorist neighbours.Your turn, how soon since you find these innocent girls? grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:29am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
puhahhahahahah! grin grin grin grin

APES THAT AIN't even capable of saving the lifes of 148 students are bragging about saving girls for their nigerian lords, that sent food to them during their famine. grin grin grin grin

This shit is funny coming from syarving monkeys that looks like broom stick. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

So what do u have to say about the fact that u gave shekau bl0wjob? grin

148 is nothing, that is the daily death rate in Kano city alone.You are comparing apples to oranges.Sharia law in the north is clouding your judgement lol.Don't fatwa me, that was a joke. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:31am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


All you have to do is answer those three contetious issues.The pride won't let you, making this an interesting pastime. I heard the militants will marry the chibok girls in traditional muslim ceremonies in the bush soon. What is the governments position on these new developments?
the truth is u as a nobody, as an inferior parasite to me, has no right to question me, i ask the question not u. grin grin

So i am trying to give u a sense of pride now, trying to make a kenyan monkey which is inferior to me anyway have a lil bit of self pride. grin grin

SO after ur kind banged those alshaabab guys in their anus, that was the reason why they attacked the garissa students? grin

I was told the school is near an evil forest in ur zoo with no road to access it, so the terrorist were able to get in through the bush? grin

Those the uni even has gate? grin

MY SLAVE O grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:36am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


148 is nothing, that is the daily death rate in Kano city alone.You are comparing apples to oranges.Sharia law in the north is clouding your judgement lol.Don't fatwa me, that was a joke. grin
this little compared to those who died like chickens because ur kind cant feed urselves. I saw the faces of those malnourished poor kenyans begging for food and water. Starving and crying for food. grin grin grin

IT IS A PITY, i learnt that 25 thousand kenyans died of hunger because of famine, i didn't know that bantus can't feed themselves as well. grin grin

And i am made to believe, the somalis run ur village. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:36am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
the truth is u as a nobody, as an inferior parasite to me, has no right to question me, i ask the question not u. grin grin

So i am trying to give u a sense of pride now, trying to make a kenyan monkey which is inferior to me anyway have a lil bit of self pride. grin grin

SO after ur kind banged those alshaabab guys in their anus, that was the reason why they attacked the garissa students? grin

I was told the school is near an evil forest in ur zoo with no road to access it, so these terrorist were able to get in through the bush? grin

Those the uni even has gate? grin

MY SLAVE O grin

Am dissapointed because that's weak.It's weaker than your senile old man of a president.Sai Buhari, hope he makes it to the next term just like Yar Dua. Lol Africa looks down on Nigeria espeacially the good for nothing northern states.
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:39am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
this little compared to those who died like chickens because ur kind cant feed urselves. I saw the faces of those malnourished poor kenyans begging for food and water. Starving and crying for food. grin grin grin

IT IS A PITY, i learnt that 25 thousand kenyans died of hunger because of famine, i didn't know that bantus can't feed themselves as well. grin grin

And i am made to believe, the somalis run ur village. grin

25k Kenyans starving? Where do get your infor lol That must have been a bad quality nollywood movie, because Kenya has a better quality of life than Nigeria yet it has no oil or any known natural resources.Check any economic or social index. kiss
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:46am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Am dissapointed because that's weak.It's weaker than your senile old man of a president.Sai Buhari, hope he makes it to the next term just like Yar Dua. Lol Africa looks down on Nigeria espeacially the good for nothing northern states.
i am actually taking it easu on u. grin grin

Now i know how u want it to run, my monkey, how old was the previous kenyan president, the bantu baboon looking ape frok world ugliest country? grin grin

THE truth be told, ur zoo is looked down upon, on buhari alone will make ur shi!!!T hole of 40 million starving apes shake on the call of his name. grin grin

No one in kenya has the respect he commands. grin grin

The poorest state in northern nigeria cant be compared with those in slum niarobi kenya grin grin grin

Northern kenya is one hell of a hell fire, the poverty of the massiaai massiaa is quite alarming. grin

And u might think i am from the core north, i am from north central nigeria, the region were abuja is located my slave, which is equal in development with other southern regions. grin

So u think ur childish crap moves me?Bullsh!!!!T. grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 2:55am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


25k Kenyans starving? Where do get your infor lol That must have been a bad quality nollywood movie, because Kenya has a better quality of life than Nigeria yet it has no oil or any known natural resources.Check any economic or social index. kiss
hahahah! But the first lady of nigeria donated food to ur starving kind in 2011 nau? grin grin

Nigerian investors are over kenya nau, we employ and feed ur kind, u exist because of us, least are forget it is a well know fact that 95 percent of africas investors are nigerians and south africans, the other 5 are egypt, morocco and gabon, from the report they sad the rest are aid dependant like ur kenya. grin grin grin grin

Nigeria gdp per capital is almost 3 times that of kenya even with 7 times the population. grin grin

My kenyan boy u should be slapped severally, ur president will arrest u if he sees ur comment, i hope u do remember the invasion of kenya by our investors early last year were a kenyan lady was slapped for not having good moral condut in front of the nigerian investors with gej in ur country then? grin grin

And then ur presient begged jonathan to support him from icc? grin

Anyway. We are still ur masters. grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:57am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
i am actually taking it easu on u. grin grin
Now i know how u want it to run, my monkey, how old was the previous kenyan president, the bantu baboon looking ape frok world ugliest country? grin grin
THE truth be told, ur zoo is looked down upon, on buhari alone will make ur shi!!!T hole of 40 million starving apes shake on the call of his name. grin grin
No one in kenya has the respect he commands. grin grin
The poorest state in northern nigeria cant be compared with those in slum niarobi kenya grin grin grin
Northern kenya is one hell of a hell fire, the poverty of the massiaai massiaa is quite alarming. grin
And u might think i am from the core north, i am from north central nigeria, the region were abuja is located my slave, which is equal in development with other southern regions. grin
So u think ur childish crap moves me?Bullsh!!!!T. grin grin

Lol

Why are mad though? The truth hurts eh? Giant of Africa my ass, kick the polio out of Nigeria first before you talk me about development. Crawling comes before the walking, Kenyans are already running bruh.
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 2:59am On Apr 30, 2015
Hercules222:
hahahah! But the first lady of nigeria donated food to ur starving kind in 2011 nau? grin grin

Nigerian investors are over kenya nau, we employ and feed ur kind, u exist because of us, least are forget it is a well know fact that 95 percent of africas investors are nigerians and south africans, the other 5 are egypt, morocco and gabon, from the report they sad the rest are aid dependant like ur kenya. grin grin grin grin

Nigeria gdp per capital is almost 3 times that of kenya even with 7 times the population. grin grin

My kenyan boy u should be slapped severally, ur president will arrest u if he sees ur comment, i hope u do remember the invasion of kenya by our investors early last year were a kenyan lady was slapped for not having good moral condut in front of the nigerian investors with gej in ur country then? grin grin

And then ur presient begged jonathan to support him from icc? grin

Anyway. We are still ur masters. grin

Sources mate.Anybody can post nonesense on a forum, we need credible sources to your assertions otherwise we will ignore the cry for help.
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:10am On Apr 30, 2015
You are taking too long with those sources, unless you made the stories up.Typical, are you are a scam artist, a naija prince? lipsrsealed
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by mfuasi: 3:21am On Apr 30, 2015
Where art though northern kitten.Did you give up or the power cur off? Crank up that generator boy, I am not done with you. wink
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 3:27am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Lol

Why are mad though? The truth hurts eh? Giant of Africa my ass, kick the polio out of Nigeria first before you talk me about development. Crawling comes before the walking, Kenyans are already running bruh.
this monkey wont stop to amaze me. grin

HEHEHH! UR JUNGLE IS AN AID DEPENDANT COUNTRY AND U LIVE AND EXIST because OF UR NIGERIA LORD, U FEED AND EAT because OF US MY SLAVE.

POLIO CASE IS NIGERIA IS 0.00001, AS OF LAST YEAR THERE WAS ONLY 2 POLIO CASE AND NONE THIS YEAR, INFACT ITS GONE.

WHAT I FIND QUITE SHOCKING IS THAT UR ZOO WITH A SMALL POPULATION IS STILL BEGGING FOR FOOD. MUCH FOR WORLDS UGLIEST. grin grin grin grin

UR WEAKLING OF A PRESIDENT BEGGED ANOTHER WEAKLING CALLED JONATHAN TO SAVE HIM FROM ICC, AFTER BUHARIS INAUGRATION, I AM SURE UR PRESIDENT WILL COME KISSING HIS MASTERS FEET. grin grin

WE ARE UR GIANT U BAASTARD! grin grin
Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 3:32am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:
Where art though northern y.Did you give up or the power cur off? Crank up that generator boy, I am not done with you. wink
u think i live in the slums of ur poverty sticken land? grin

WITH largest slum in the world which is located in niarobi and constant power cuts? grin grin grin grin

Puhahaha! This nigga without constant power supply and access to clean portavle water is trying to rub shoulders with his mister, ur jungle is an aid dependant international, irrelevant poor sh!!!Thole. grin grin grin

How can a whole capital city have the largest not only in africa but the world? I wonder how other places looks like. grin grin grin grin grin

I LOOK DOWN ON U BANTU SLAVE, U DISGUSTING MONKEY, SWING ON TREES AND EAT BANANAS, BLEK BURNT SKIN BEENTU. grin grin grin

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Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 3:39am On Apr 30, 2015
mfuasi:


Sources mate.Anybody can post nonesense on a forum, we need credible sources to your assertions otherwise we will ignore the cry for help.
in all honesty, i think the poor slums of kenya lack access to information, have u ever seen a tv set before or is the internet service u manage to have in ur zoo epileptic? grin grin grin

I advise u use google, trying to prove to me that u bentu, the lowest of the low apes are intelligent is what i wont accept. grin

Afterall ever nigerian is superior to ur jungle, we ain't mates, there is no comparison whatsoever, monkey booy! grin grin

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Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 3:45am On Apr 30, 2015
I guess mfuasi the bentu ape from korebo slums in the filtht poverty sticken slum of kenya has crawled back this his hole. grin grin grin


It will be fun to continue trashing the inferior bentu slave with shovel blade lips like never before by day break. grin

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Re: I Am Still Alive, I Am Still Relevant by Hercules222(m): 3:48am On Apr 30, 2015
Huhuhu! Mfausi my poor blek bentu kenyan monkey is back. U are welcome u poverty stickern vulture. grin grin

What do u have to say about the fact that nigerians are one of ur major mployer of labours in ur village? grin

UR BOSSES IN UR AID DEPENDANT IRRELEVANT COUNTRY? grin

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