ronald4lif:
Number 8 and 9 will hardly work for me. Not when Man united or Madrid is playing.

Switch off my phone coz she want to test me? Haha let her just give me an F9. I only off my phone at my convenience.

ronald4lif:
Number 8 and 9 will hardly work for me. Not when Man united or Madrid is playing.

Switch off my phone coz she want to test me? Haha let her just give me an F9. I can only switch off my phone at my convenience, and not to pass someone's test.

Nicely thought out, Wristwatch.

laplace12:

Only insecure girls do that. Even much more.

wristwatch:


Hahahaha. Bros no even mention Manutd. If for example like what happened when Man utd was down 2-0 to Everton and she calls, I go ignore the match. But it will be difficult for me too to ignore before the match started. Number 9 too will be difficult for me.

I said F9 right. I think I may have a D7 in these. At least I try.

woky:
But that manutd vs everton match no too serious shaa.. I fit manage ignor dat one

wristwatch:


Bro, not only insecure girl. All girls do that. Haba u must be tested by them nah. See u

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls


Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

wristwatch:


Lol anyway u are right sha. But Man utd vs chelsea/arsenal/liverpool/Man city, vice versa, u can't ignore shey?

wristwatch:

Hahahaha. Bros no even mention Manutd. If for example like what happened when Man utd was down 2-0 to Everton and she calls, I go ignore the match. But it will be difficult for me too to ignore before the match started. Number 9 too will be difficult for me.
I said F9 right. I think I may have a D7 in these. At least I try.

wristwatch:

Thanks bro. To do write up is quite tasking

BUTCHCASSIDY:


They do all that and still get dumped

ronald4lif:


This your example of Man united match sha. So you couldn't think of a match where we trashed you guys and cited it as an example. This Chelsea fans una mouth just too much.



Sure it's very tasking. I admire the efforts you lots put out in creating meaningful threads all the time. Respect!

woky:
And vice versa

woky:
Lol

I can't.

wristwatch:

. Then u have failed the test then

woky:
Lol! But I get 7/9 nau

wristwatch:

The last 2 is a very impt test u should expect frm ladies.

BOLDIM:
Hi guys, am new on nairaland, need to be educated.

wristwatch:


Lol. Am a Man utd fan just like u and kingtom

Thanks bro. I duff my hat for your meaningful contribution.

Ahh I think say you be Chelsea fan. No wonder you're so smart, should have known you're a man united nigga. Not those yeye Blues noise makers.

How did KingTom became a fan sef. We're not woman wrappers na.


Chelsea fans na joke ohh

ronald4lif:


Ahh I think say you be Chelsea fan. No wonder you're so smart, should have known you're a man united nigga. Not those yeye Blues noise makers.

How did KingTom became a fan sef. We're not woman wrappers na.


Chelsea fans na joke ohh

PunkyOh:
SMH. Quit dating rètards.

PunkyOh:
SMH. Quit dating rètards.

blym:
Nice writeup. . Ladies and em wahala, tho nö 8 & 9 na nogo area . . Wen guys try these wit them, its eida u dating sum1else or u're d possessive guy lyk d term most of them do use hia