redhook:
if my lady is does any of 1,3,4 and 12, then its bye bye baby! You can tell a lot about me from my lady! Step!

12? You harsh o

jacksparrow1207:


I'll get u a cab

wicked!!! :Di only loves sleeping,u like?

emusmith:


Hian! How do you cope?

Have you told her how literally deprive you your right to a good night rest?

I cope by beating her to the 'snoring contest'. Lol. She goes on tenor, I go on bass

True talk @ emusmith. We are humans, and @ such, imperfect..

1. A loquacious man can carelessly sell off a priced family secret. Words spoken cannot be retrieved.

2. Lol .. I'm already a soccer fan. It's even more interesting when two opposing teams we belong to are playing.

3. I'm a shy person *covers face*. He'll have to do that.

4. Ewwwwww.... I can't stand a dirty man. It's a major criterion. *wondering* Why can't men wear their briefs the same way ladies wear theirs ?

5. Hmmm... Snoring is another thing I detest but I can manage, when compared to dirtiness .

6. You can roll and fall.. When you hit the floor, you will stand up .

7. Keeping side chics? Hell, nah!! Who tolerates/wants that ?

8. I don't wanna think about that, biko.

9. I can keep up with that. Btw, we are entitled to freedom of worship. I really don't see that as a big deal.

10. Drinking? I can manage but not like a fish.. Smoking? Nah..nah..

11. Save he is mad . There should be a reason for every laughter.

12. Nah...nah...

In all, I can comfortably put up with Nos. 2, 6 and 9.

prettythicksme:
wicked!!!

U can always come back when you stop all those things

Chiam55:


What we do isn't called farting we spray coco chanel

Buaaahahahahahahahahaaa!!

Spray coco chanel??

Na that one deejavuu for specialize sadly.

Sleekyshuga:
True talk @ emusmith. We are humans, and @ such, imperfect..

1. A loquacious man can carelessly sell off a priced family secret. Words spoken cannot be retrieved.

2. Lol .. I'm already a soccer fan. It's even more interesting when two opposing teams we belong to are playing.

3. I'm a shy person *covers face*. He'll have to do that.

4. Ewwwwww.... I can't stand a dirty man. It's a major criterion. *wondering* Why can't men wear their briefs the same way ladies wear theirs ?

5. Hmmm... Snoring is another thing I detest but I can manage, when compared to dirtiness .

6. You can roll and fall.. When you hit the floor, you will stand up .

7. Keeping side chics? Hell, nah!! Who tolerates/wants that ?

8. I don't wanna think about that, biko.

9. I can keep up with that. Btw, we are entitled to freedom of worship. I really don't see that as a big deal.

10. Drinking? I can manage but not like a fish.. Smoking? Nah..nah..

11. Save he is mad . There should be a reason for every laughter.

12. Nah...nah...

In all, I can comfortably put up with Nos. 2, 6 and 9.

Remember how your snore woke u up?

jacksparrow1207:


I cope by beating her to the 'snoring contest'. Lol. She goes on tenor, I go on bass

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jacksparrow1207:


U can always come back when you stop all those things

sleeping too much like red oil nko?

talkativeness

danbrowndmf:
chiam55 do u smoke?

Yeah I do

jacksparrow1207:


I cope by beating her to the 'snoring contest'. Lol. She goes on tenor, I go on bass

jacksparrow1207:

Remember how your snore woke u up?

Liar from the pit of hell..
I

DON'T

SNORE,

Save when my nose z blocked (having the flu)

Sleekyshuga:
True talk @ emusmith. We are humans, and @ such, imperfect..

1. A loquacious man can carelessly sell off a priced family secret. Words spoken cannot be retrieved.

2. Lol .. I'm already a soccer fan. It's even more interesting when two opposing teams we belong to are playing.

3. I'm a shy person *covers face*. He'll have to do that.

4. Ewwwwww.... I can't stand a dirty man. It's a major criterion. *wondering* Why can't men wear their briefs the same way ladies wear theirs ?

5. Hmmm... Snoring is another thing I detest but I can manage, when compared to dirtiness .

6. You can roll and fall.. When you hit the floor, you will stand up .

7. Keeping side chics? Hell, nah!! Who tolerates/wants that ?

8. I don't wanna think about that, biko.

9. I can keep up with that. Btw, we are entitled to freedom of worship. I really don't see that as a big deal.

10. Drinking? I can manage but not like a fish.. Smoking? Nah..nah..

11. Save he is mad . There should be a reason for every laughter.

12. Nah...nah...

In all, I can comfortably put up with Nos. 2, 6 and 9.

A brilliant analysis , sleeky

Which Should HE Have to put up about you?

jacksparrow1207:


I cope by beating her to the 'snoring contest'. Lol. She goes on tenor, I go on bass

lols

emusmith:


12? You harsh o

emusmith:


12? You harsh o

my broda? Dat 12 no be am oh? U no see my leather sofas! Make she no use hot farts come burn am 4 me abeg? She must waka!

prettythicksme:
sleeping too much like red oil nko?

It's a no no no no for me. It only gives u chance to snore

mirexxx:
talkativeness

Thought you were shy... In person

football....I must watch my ball weda she like am or not

Sleekyshuga:




Liar from the pit of hell..
I

DON'T

SNORE,

Save when my nose z blocked (having the flu)

Maybe u get nose block every night

redhook:
my broda? Dat 12 no be am oh? U no see my leather sofas! Make she no use hot farts come burn am 4 me abeg? She must waka!

Lols...you never hear? In the past 5 years, the average lady fart twice more than the average guy

Sleekyshuga:

jacksparrow1207:


It's a no no no no for me. It only gives u chance to snore

hahahahahahahaha dam!!!

tayoxx:
football....I must watch my ball weda she like am or not

I dey tell you

emusmith:

Thought you were shy... In person

I didn't tell you that oo

mirexxx:
I didn't tell you that oo

You didn't have to...

Chiam55:


Yeah I do

ciga or weed?

emusmith:


A brilliant analysis , sleeky

Which Should HE Have to put up about you?

About me? Let's see... *scratches my head*

No 1: It's not really crazy . It's just that when I am over excited, I talk a lot. I can ask boo 20 questions, in 5 mins, and still answer them myself, & all he does is staring hard @ me, like someone mad .. The next thing you'll hear him say is, 'You asked questions, and you still answered them'.

No 3: Lol. I explained that above.

No 9: I've been a firm believer of[b] 'Freedom of Worship'.[/b]

I always listen to your voice note.
I love your accent and i think you're cool
cc:
Chiam55

jacksparrow1207:


Especially number 5

So as well as being dirty and farting you take side chicks too

What a catch

emusmith:


Lols...you never hear? In the past 5 years, the average lady fart twice more than the average guy

....4 sure we must all fart from time to time, but the op said "farting carelessly"! Which means purposely and with heartless intentions! I won't take it! She must bounce!

emusmith:

You didn't have to...

how did you come about that?