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Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 2:56am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
By thy fruits ye shall know thy self.

same applies to every kitty in ur life mumu
grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 2:57am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
same applies to every kitty in ur life mumu

I be mumu because I no gree do grin

How sexually frustrated are you? grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 2:58am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher See ur short legs on ur dp grin

.. and his small diick

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 2:58am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
Nkita racha gi anya there.

Mpa gi wu perv

mi o gbo nkan to so,sugbon ko ri fun e Bi ero okan e simi grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 2:59am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
Truckpusher See ur short legs on ur dp .. and his small diick

I no gree - Leave me alone. grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 2:59am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
I be mumu because I no gree do

How sexually frustrated are you?

Gree do wat? undecided

u must b hallucinatin thinkin I want u grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:00am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:

Gree do wat? u must b hallucinatin thinkin I want u

I say I no greeoooo shocked

How hard is that for you to get into your chinko head? grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 3:00am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
I no gree - Leave me alone.

Eediot

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:00am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:

Eediot

Yes madam. grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 3:00am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
I say I no greeoooo

How hard is that for you to get into your chinko head?

Gree do wat? undecided

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:01am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:

Gree do wat?

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 3:01am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
Yes madam.

good boy.. nw ride me cheesy

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:02am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
good boy.. nw ride me

You be bike? grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 3:03am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
You be bike?

dnt act like u dnt understand wink

iv bn a nutty girl, punish me grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:05am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
dnt act like u dnt understand
iv bn a nutty girl, punish me

*Drags her by the hand and hands her over to the police*

Sorry man, I don't run after alcoholics grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 3:06am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
*Drags her by the hand and hands her over to the police*

Sorry man, I don't run after alcoholics

y u actn like you good when you not? grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:08am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
y u actn like you good when you not?

Of course I'm not a very good guy when it comes to being naughty but not with emotionally unstable people - Once bitten twice shy. tongue

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Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by sinizia: 7:33am On May 02, 2015

cherryice:
good boy.. nw ride me

*coughs*

. You've been a bad girl. You need to be punished!! embarassed

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by omenka(m): 11:39am On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Karchisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

U dey madt u hear. cheesy

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Caseless: 1:47pm On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
The Japs designed a special robot whose mission was to catch thieves and after the design they decided to test run the robot in Asia to see the efficiency of the robot in delivering the design purpose and the Robot caught about 30 thieves amongst them was a nairalander called Cherryice.

They brought the same robot to the US and the same robot caught 20 thieves with some nairalanders involved namely Babyosisi,KanwuliJara,CFCfan,Khia,cococandy and Ipledge

They decide to test run the robot on European soil and bingo!! the robot caught 10 thieves with some nairalnaders involved called Sirshymmex,50caliber,Justfollowit,Chiam55 and Mrcock.

And finally , they relocated the robot for test run in Africa and it was agreed that Nigeria being the most populated African country should take charge and the robot was brought to Abuja and that particular day APC was holding a rally and the moment they let the robot loose, the fuccking robot was stolen by APC nairaland wing.When a panel of enquiry was set up to know who and who was involved ,they found that the robot was stolen by Omenka and caseless and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Karchisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

*grabs him by his ear*
koboko wey I go carry flog pesin stil de do press up for inside pepper.

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Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 8:33pm On May 02, 2015

Truckpusher:
...Om enka and case less and they sold it to another nairalander in Aba called Kachisbarbie who was already using the robot to steal goods in Ariaria market.

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 8:36pm On May 02, 2015

Kachisbarbie:

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

You didn't steal any damn thing , the robot did. grin

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by MizMyColi(f): 8:43pm On May 02, 2015

Kachisbarbie:

Mizmycoli thanks for bringing my attention to this.
I don't steal in Ariaria market, i'm a fine girl...men just give me what I want.
So, why should I steal?

Somebody has explanations to do.

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 12:14am On May 06, 2015

cherryice:
y u actn like you good when you not?

Baby girl I hope you're well kiss

Let me know you're golden hun cheesy

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:15am On May 06, 2015

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 3:26am On May 06, 2015

Truckpusher:
.

What is the meaning of this? angry

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Truckpusher(m): 3:48am On May 06, 2015

Chiam55:

What is the meaning of this?

Scam

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 12:15pm On May 06, 2015

Chiam55:

Baby girl I hope you're well

Let me know you're golden hun

im fine dear
Thanks for chckin kiss

hw r y swt

lala247 hw r you dear

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 12:21pm On May 06, 2015

cherryice:
im fine dear
Thanks for chckin hw r y swt

lala247 hw r you dear

Im ok
Hope ur doing good too .. How long u got left?

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 12:23pm On May 06, 2015

Lala247:

Im ok
Hope ur doing good too .. How long u got left?

a week max..
you ok? U dont sound soo you.

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by Nobody: 12:40pm On May 06, 2015

cherryice:
im fine dear
Thanks for chckin hw r y swt

I'm very well hun. Good to hear from ya. I hope your time in Naija has been pleasant ( excluding the circumstances).

Re: Who Stole The Japanese Robot? by cherryice(f): 12:42pm On May 06, 2015

Chiam55:

I'm very well hun. Good to hear from ya. I hope your time in Naija has been pleasant ( excluding the circumstances).

yes yes asyds the cirvumstances

took my tym to read thru ur biography.. was interestn.u never attnded d uni but girl u speak more dan one who attended cambridge shocked

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