miccoy:

Tell me, which colour? Do you mind brown teeth?
Babe, I can remove the whole teeth for you, if you want! I can trek from maiduguri to owerri, just to buy you lipstick
What you want me do?

wait,, Miccoy,, who da h'll appointed you as the minister of ladies affairs of B15

babatawa:


hehe... we talkin about over 7TeV

oshey physicist

Physika:

Ma boss i got a job afta d electn nd i av bin busy gan ni.hw u dey

oh good... I'm okay

chikaodili345:


But still possible. If the stars align right..

negligible in my opinion.

Using the stars and alignment analogy; the stars that need to align are too many and revolve in different directions and at different speeds.

haliluck:

I'll 4get u ooo...amen!

you won't

babatawa:

... almost? i know i fvckd up, i'm really sorry will fix everthin up i promise... pls dont go *cryin out loud*

you promise no more chasing after haliluck and the other two that I don't know abt?

haliluck:

What truth??

Never mind
lemme just goan slip

haliluck:


A real relationship not a rebound or so I tot not knwin babatawa jus needed d company

Go on and spoil my good name..

babatawa:


Never mind

lemme just goan slip

Beta

jemimaa01:
honey I need u to sit down and breath deep

Checked! Done!
Just promise me you'll keep this our love between us.
I don't want people like babatawa start crawling in, pls. You know it's not good for a new relationship.
Promise?

babatawa:


Go on and spoil my good name..

U spoilt ur name urself...majidyusuf try pass u sef

theSpark:


negligible in my opinion.

Using the stars and alignment analogy; the stars that need to align are too many and revolve in different directions and at different speeds.

Think about it like a lottery. Similarly negligible, but when you hit the jackpot...it's heaven.

Stancity:
wait,, Miccoy,, who da h'll appointed you as the minister of ladies affairs of B15

I just dey look all of them claiming posts.

miccoy:
Me no dey hear your cry o! Cry more louder!

abeg now... help me beg her
ah nur go fit slip if she leave me o...

miccoy:

Checked! Done!
Just promise me you'll keep this our love between us.
I don't want people like babatawa start crawling in, pls. You know it's not good for a new relationship.
Promise?

Dont ansa dis miccoy na lie afta he gets u wat babatawa did wud b child's play 2 wat he wud do

chikaodili345:

oshey physicist

Awa niyen o

Stancity:
wait,, Miccoy,, who da h'll appointed you as the minister of ladies affairs of B15

Lol, dey there, wey I don dey contest for presidency self.

chikaodili345:


Think about it like a lottery. Similarly negligible, but when you hit the jackpot...it's heaven.

Yes!! I totally agree

babatawa:
I offer this piece of plot to the Gods as a token
i pray none of y'all plus me is gon miss this batch
and to ma lovely e-cuties
the only trivago in my square and
the only bermuda in my triangle
i love you both...

This is how i missed page 100. Any land for sale? Anyway, keep moving.

jemimaa01:
you promise
no more chasing after haliluck and the other two that I don't know abt?

i promise.. the other two don't exist and haliluck was just a mistake which would nvr happn again...

so we cool?

haliluck:


Dont ansa dis miccoy na lie afta he gets u wat babatawa did wud b child's play 2 wat he wud do

bia. Why you wan pour sand for this guys garri? Don't rain on his parade abeg

haliluck:


Dont ansa dis miccoy na lie afta he gets u wat babatawa did wud b child's play 2 wat he wud do

lol,I believe you sister..

miccoy shay you've heard,I'm not doing o! ehenn

theSpark:


I just dey look all of them claiming posts.

Continue! Your reward is in heaven!

haliluck:

Yes!! I totally agree

Your own wasn't the jackpot.

babatawa:


i promise.. the other two don't exist and haliluck was just a mistake which would nvr happn again...

so we cool?

we cool

theSpark:


Your own wasn't the jackpot.

Ouch.

haliluck:


U spoilt ur name urself...majidyusuf try pass u sef

What re you tallkin about? i jes tried to cheer you up dassol after the whole thin u went thru last night, why u go dey compare me with that spineless dude wey dey climb tree like monkey coz of woman...

babatawa:


abeg now... help me beg her

ah nur go fit slip if she leave me o...

Me beg her?! You sniff dry meat?
Leave her alone!

babatawa:


What re you tallkin about? i jes tried to cheer you up dassol after the whole thin u went thru last night, why u go dey compare me with that spineless dude wey dey climb tree like monkey coz of woman...

lool

theSpark:

I just dey look all of them claiming posts.

you dey mind em?
dem.plenty

babatawa:


i promise.. the other two don't exist and haliluck was just a mistake which would nvr happn again...

so we cool?

Me!!! Mistake!!! babatawa u r cruel! I was sitting on my own jeje wen u came wit ur sweet words....evn if u want ha back I wasn't goin 2 stand in ur way bt 4 u 2 nw call me...wat we had a mistake! Dis is 2 much

theSpark:

I just dey look all of them claiming posts.

you dey mind em?
dem.plenty