When you hit the right spot many ladies will tag you female hater (misogynist) 'cos they detest the truth. I know many ladies will have me hated for this write-up but sadly, only the sensible ones will see it as nothing but the butter truth

It's NOT a favour and it will NEVER be for a favour for a lady to accept the proposal of a dude. However, there's actually nothing wrong expressing your love to that lady that has been giving you sleepless night but in the recent time, the way many ladies behave after you have made your intentions known to them might even make you attempt suicide

I don't want to bore you with epistle

Let's get started

Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them

1 Extortion Exercise
I think this should top the list because it's what an average Nigerian lady is guilty of. However, just because you have made your intentions known and showed interest in her, she will resort to asking you to recharge her fone just to prove your love. Take for example, you called and asked her why you haven't heard from her, she will blame it on insufficient call credit and will quickly ask you to recharge her fone so that she will call you. If you fail to do so, many of them will tag you stingy and you are automatically blacklisted

2. Be The First To Message Me
Someone that used to frequently send messages unconditionally suddenly stops just because you asked her out. Many ladies have lost great opportunities and their future husbands just because of this lackadaisical behaviour

3. Registers A Slap On His Face
I have witnessed a scene when a lady registered a slap on a guy's face and gave him a remarkable embarrassing moment in public just because he wooed her. Could you believe that when some useless ladies arrived at the scene, they still blamed the lady for asking her out and I was like "whatdafcck just happened?"

4. They Act Rudely
The notion that a guy that truly loves a lady should be able to take poo and tolerate nonsense at the expense of his genuine love for. This has however turned many ladies into becoming overly rude. *Well, that was in the days of Soddom and Gommorah not 2015*. Not all guys take shiiit, some hold themselves in high self esteem and will never tolerate rub.bish no matter how they need you in their lives.

5. Looking At You With Hatred
Just Hi some of them and they will shout, clap their hands, hiss or give you a horrible look as if you are not God's creation. I mean what kind of a silly behaviour is that ?

6. They Will Tell You They Want Celibacy
Before accepting to date you, some on them will put you on a condition that they are virgins, therefore, sex is ruled out of the relationship. Believe them at your own peril

7. Over-Pampering
Because some of them were born with silver spoons and their parents have made them realize that they need to be treated like the Queen of England. You will see many of them acting like dummies. They cry for everything. You fail to pick their calls, they will cry; you bleep them fastly, they will cry; you bleep them at a slow pace, they will cry. *smh*

8. Hard To Get Syndrome
Yoruba adage says "eeeyan ki n fi nkan ti koni je run imun" meaning " dont smell what you will not eat".. Personally, I believe that one would always cherish what one suffers for but that doesn't really work in all cases. A guy can chase you for a year and dump your ass a month into the relationship so what why the hard to get shiiit ?

9. Turn You Down Yet Running After You
I mean who has time for hide and seek game ? I asked you out and you told me you are not interested yet you keep stalking and disturbing my life, abeg who get time for all that ?

10. The Complain About Their Phones
The moment you ask some of them out for a relationship, that's when they start complaining about their mouth piece, charging port, bad battery and that their phones need to be replaced. This is to signal to you that it's your duty to replace it


If you are guilty of charge, it's better you turn a new leaf before your father reduces you bride price to N10

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much