Google Now is an intelligent personal assistant developed
by Google . It is available within the Google Search mobile
application for Android , as well as the Google Chrome
web browser on personal computers. It was first launched in 2012 and has since become extremely rivalling Apple's Siri.
Here is a list of funny phrases you can ask it and it's answers(just activate it by saying OK Google on your home screen)

"What Does The Fox Say?"
This one is based on the Norwegian comedy
duo Ylvis' smash hit "The Fox." If you ask
Google Now, "What does the fox say?" it will
reply with a "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" Ask it
again and you'll get a "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
pow!"

2. "When Am I?"
Ask Google Now, "When am I?" and it will
respond, "The present. Of course, Tardis
functionality is still undergoing development.
Sorry," which, of course, is a Doctor
Who reference. Google Now will also bring up
search results for the time.

3. "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right"
If you recite the Konami Code ("Up, Up, Down,
Down, Left, Right, Left, Right" to Google Now,
the app will respond, "Cheat mode unlocked!
Unlimited free Google Searches."

4. "What is the Nature of the Universe?"
Ask Google Now, "What is the nature of the
universe?" and it will answer, "The universe is a
spheroid structure 705 meters in diameter."
Google Now will also bring up search results for
the episode "Remember Me" from Star Trek: The
Next Generation .

5. "What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen
Swallow?"
It seems that the Google Now programmers are
big Monty Python fans. Ask the voice command
app, "What is the airspeed velocity of an
unladen swallow?" and it will ask you if you
mean an African swallow. This was one of the
questions the bridgekeeper asked King Arthur at
the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail .

6. "Who's on First?"
Ask Google Now, "Who's on first?" and the
search app will respond with a "Yes!" If you ask
it again, Google Now will reply, "And What's on
second?" The legendary Abbott & Costello
comedy routine will also appear in the search
results.

7. "Beam me up, Scotty!"
Although YouTube also features a "Beam me
up, Scotty" Easter egg, Google programmers
ported a version of the hidden treat to Google
Now. Tell the voice command app to "Beam me
up, Scotty" and it will reply, "I cannot do it
captain, I don't have the power!" in Scotty's
comical accent from Star Trek.

8. "What's Your Favorite Color?"
If you ask Google Now, "What's your favorite
color?" the voice command app will answer,
"It's hard to just pick one." Google Now will then
bring up an image search with the colorful
Google logo and web results for Google Doodle.

9. "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears..."
Recite "Lions, and Tigers, and Bears..." and
Google Now will finish the line and say, "Oh
my!" Google Now will also bring up search
results for The Wizard of Oz .

10. "Make Me a Sandwich"
Tell Google Now to make you a sandwich and it
will say, "Poof! You're a sandwich!"

11. "Who Are You?"
Ask Google Now, "Who Are You?" and it will
answer, "Searching for oneself can take a
lifetime, but a good place to start is classic
rock." Google Now will also bring up search
results for the rock band The Who.

12. "Do a barrel roll"
Saying this command causes your screen to rotate 360° just like a Jet Fighter.

13. "What is the loneliest number"
Google now responds to this usally with one.

Have Fun

kul

Wow! So hilarious.... Especially number 10 LOL

Cool, enjoyed number 1

MizzLoba:
Wow! So hilarious.... Especially number 10 LOL

Lol

Ummmmm........

Does the op work for/with google?



This write up is bland btw, do you want to add screenshots or something. . . .

Nice one, tried all, but d lion, tigers n bears didn't work out, bear = beer

Phones & Gadgets

tpiadotcom:
Does the op work for/with google?



This write up is bland btw, do you want to add screenshots or something. . . .

Well I don't know whether you tried it our not but it's an audio response, do you want me to record it or what

Entertaining

ok...

Nice.....what can't Google do...LOL

Nairaland Voice- Welcome to Nairaland's Voice Control. How can I help you?

Me- why do you change words like d1ck and P*55y to something else entirely?

Nairaland Voice- Do you mean Manliness and Kitty Cat?

Me- You dey craze? I mean d1ck and p*55y. How can I tell rokiatu I want to put my manliness in her kittycat. Does it sound hot to you? Big fool.

Nairaland Voice- You dey mad? Na me you dey insult anyhow? I resemble your mate?

Me- Your papa dere!! If you talk too much I go deactivate my account.

Nairaland Voice- Deactivate am now...who dey hol you? Your mates don marry while you dey here dey look rokiatu ynash. You no know say everything na fake? Na butt pad she dey use take deceive una.

Me- *mouth open* You serious? How you take know sef? No be computer you be?

Nairaland Voice- oboy forget that thing. Better ynash na better ynash.

Me- Baddo!! You get pictures of better ynash to show me?

Nairaland Voice- Ashawo boy! After you don pay money for advert placement I go show you

Me- Advert kill you! Foolish id1ot. *deactivates account

Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?

GetUmad:
Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?

Lmao, try am now and post your reply

GetUmad:
Nice! What if i recite "tinko tinko tinkololo tinko" What would be Google now's response?

Lmao, try am now and post your reply

runzlord:
Cool, enjoyed number 1
Lol

Caroline

MizzLoba:


Caroline

Lol.. Nice moniker
Wouldnt had thought that far

runzlord:
Lol.. Nice moniker Wouldnt had thought that far

Nice and cool