adeshola1:


lolz....u have no idea of the kind of Iroko tree we talking abtm...I don't also

Timmytimmy:


The first time, he was being a bad conductor (of electricity) so it did not pass through him, therefore it didn't hurt him.

The second time, he had being a good conductor hence the electricity which passed through him resulted in death.

The banana peels have no consequence whatsoever to the death or survival of the man.

Someone told me this in form of a joke when I didn't even know what conductors and insulators meant.

Now that I can place the pieces together, the silliness of the riddle is outstanding

Meanwhile, Viva Barca!

yes o forca barca. They just made my day. Congrats to all participants on making 500 pages. Cheers

Lyrically:
Banner! *pointing gun to his head* where did you hide ordunharyour? *banner shivering*

*disappears * she's wit me
y u dey ask 4 her...Wetin??

buks18young:






Ok.u dnt lyk d place

I do na

queenabby:

WHR do u live

Abuja

godofOrijin:
dazzlemee


Hello, Can we be friends?

Yes Ovcourse

davidbanner:
*disappears * she's wit me y u dey ask 4 her...Wetin??

no cos for alarm, here i am

ordunharyour:
no cos for alarm, here i am

I trust u na!!

goodnight peeps...Ordunhayor, aesharr, and rest sleep tight... Okeezy!

Ibitolu Mary, a 200l law student at the Obafemi Awolowo University was crushed to death today Wednesday 6th May, 2015 by a bus belonging to a private secondary school in Osogbo. Our correspondent gathered that the deceased was on a commercial motorcycle when the bus which was said to have suffered brake failure hit the bike and knocked her down. She was said to have been rushed to a private hospital at Okefia where she kicked the bucket . The motorcyclist was said to have survived the accident. A commuter, who was waiting to board a bus was also said to have been knocked down but survived. A hawker in front of Osogbo High School where the accident happened told our correspondent that the school bus broke down but the driver called on some passers by to assist him to push-start the engine. He said the engine started running and the driver moved it but he suddenly discovered that the brake had failed when he was approaching the motorcycle conveying Ibitolu. “He tried to stop the bus from hitting the motorcycle but he failed. She fell off and was rushed to a hospital at Okefia where she was announced dead. One of the members of of the the Nigerian Federation of Catholic Students at the OAU, Mr. Timothy Agbor, told our correspondent that Ibitolu was a member of the fellowship. Agbor said, ” I was shocked when somebody called and informed me that she had died in an accident. Mary was a God fearing lady. I can’t believe she is gone. It is too soon.” He added that a requiem mass was ongoing for the deceased at Sacred Heart Catholic Church, Osogbo as of the time of filing this report. The bus and the motorcycle were said to have been taken to Dada Estate Police Station. Although the bus and the motorcycle were seen at the police station, policemen there declined to comment about the accident and they referred our correspondent to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mrs. Folasade Odoro. However, efforts to speak to the PPRO proved abortive as calls to her telephone did not connect. Source Photo Credit : ACJ OAU & Punch Students' Union Leadership Sends Condolence Message FROM THE LEADERSHIP OF THE UNION: CONDOLENCE MESSAGE With an heavy heart, the leadership of the Great Ife Union announce the passing away of one the shining light of the union, miss Mary Ibitolu, a 200level student of the Faculty of Law, who was involved in a fatal accident today in Osogbo. The union is left in a sorrowful state not because Mary was only one who lost the battle of survival but because the great Ife community, the state of osun, Nigeria as a whole has lost one of her future leader. The union use this medium to seek the face of God to grant Miss Mary Ibitolu family and friend, the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss. Emmanuel Ojedokun (Immanuel Kant) Public Relations officer -elect Omotayo Akande (TY) President -Elect at 8:45 p.m. #Banner

davidbanner:

I trust u na!!

abi nw, i will nt let him frighten u

what a sad news.. That won't be our portion in Jesu Name...pls pray both for your 2day and tomorrow... Devil's looking 4 those to devour...

#Banner *sad * typed this with grief...

9blast:
wrong swirrat...me like u,u'd be comfortable there cmon

wickid boy

babysmart:
wickid boy

Where is valourmiss ?? is it that,she couldn't withstand the pressure and criticisms here??
Anytime you see this ... I like your personality please don't compromise it, just because of what I see as 'ariwo oja' ..

dazzlemee:


I do na

Errm...you have both school hostel n off k hostelhostel

buks18young:






Errm...you have both school hostel n off k hostelhostel

Just the school one

pamcode:
yes o forca barca. They just made my day. Congrats to all participants on making 500 pages. Cheers

visca el barca,mes que un club.

dazzlemee:


Just the school one

Phewww...ok

Loolx

ordunharyour:
abi nw, i will nt let him frighten u

banner see what you did to this innocent girl..i sha know one day breeze go blow fowl yansh go show *sobs*

dazzlemee:

Yes Ovcourse

*observing dazzlemee from one dark corner* make i no talk

Lyrically:
banner see what you did to this innocent girl..i sha know one day breeze go blow fowl yansh go show *sobs*

Wetin breeze go blow, hmm? my own foul no get yansh.... even, I'm immune to breeze ... OK? so chill & take cold origin... use am reduce tension...

Lyrically:
*observing dazzlemee from one dark corner* make i no talk

you dey there dey observe.... shey observing her go make her talk 2 u...walk up to her & get away from that dark corner.

where's the able timekeeper? Oya, kiamosa...

after seeing that may17 remains 10 days to go , the lectures would be like.. *ahaha! 2 weeka don almost nak? *Omole, Omole, oya put 2 more weeks....
#bnr

dazzlemee:

Yes Ovcourse

I've sent u an email, Kindly reply.

dazzlemee:

Yes Ovcourse

I've sent u an email, Kindly reply.

davidmascot:
Where is valourmiss ?? is it that,she couldn't withstand the pressure and criticisms here??
Anytime you see this ... I like your personality please don't compromise it, just because of what I see as 'ariwo oja' ..

Telling you Bro i observed the Hype from Afar, then it reached the crescendo & exploded.

davidbanner:

Wetin breeze go blow, hmm? my own foul no get yansh.... even, I'm immune to breeze ... OK? so chill & take cold origin... use am reduce tension...

are you immune to tornado?

Lyrically:
*observing dazzlemee from one dark corner* make i no talk

Loolz talk na.. I didn't offend you did I?

davidmascot:
Where is valourmiss ?? is it that,she couldn't withstand the pressure and criticisms here??
Anytime you see this ... I like your personality please don't compromise it, just because of what I see as 'ariwo oja' ..

Ikr..I didn't see anything on wrong with her personality.. I hope she comes baq