*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
*********************************************************************

Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

ma find seat sidon first

Rilwayne001:

na 4G network u dy use??

Onemansquad:
na 4G network u dy use??

15G ni

Following...

Been long since I last saw something this nice.

hmmm dzz zz interesting.....me likeee

interesting

no 3-the way u type can also make chat fun
she-hello
me-highhhhhh
she-how u doin
me-ayam fine
she-am sonia

me-am habeeb
she- can i knw u better
me-no p nw
i am the shon of the shoil ,shouth shouth ogbomosoooo.

Tnx Op...nyc scope,dt babe go dey blieve me nw.

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
*********************************************************************

Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

....all this ceremony juss to get punnny?....my niggggga...am goin bak to bed mennn.. Laters!!

Lool see all of them... . As they are carryn paper and pen to write...

Mehnn.....yhu stroked it right!!!

All I do is an online transfer to their account and they will be the one calling to see me

k

BIBblacboy:
no 3-the way u type can also make chat fun
she-hello
me-highhhhhh
she-how u doin
me-ayam fine
she-am sonia

me-am habeeb
she- can i knw u better
me-no p nw
i am the shon of the shoil ,shouth shouth ogbomosoooo.

this one no join o

strangest:
All I do is an online transfer to their account and they will be the one calling to see me

works like magic.

Hmmmm.so girls say sum tin.d floor is open

BIBblacboy:
no 3-the way u type can also make chat fun
she-hello
me-highhhhhh
she-how u doin
me-ayam fine
she-am sonia

me-am habeeb
she- can i knw u better
me-no p nw
i am the shon of the shoil ,shouth shouth ogbomosoooo.

what is this?

Well you need to be free, don't also be scared of the girl

Nice one OP

Parking the BUS!

Nice article

Nice write up bro, doe my take, be yourself! Be humorous but likewise be the tough kinda guy,
DON'T bug her, make her look forward to chatting with U, play the am Busy kinda guy, But when ever u both get to chat! Make it an unforgettable nice moment for her, and I bet, she hence forth will always be the 1st to send u a msg.

op u try, but how many girls have u been able to track down with ur pranks?

i don't think she'll fall fr dat, except i wan fall her hand gan sef.... am funny on my on way and it works.., jor o

Lol. That is what highness can cause. I don't even understand the write up

Baddestguyp:
what is this?

firstEVA:
this one no join o

lol.....u dont gt it das y......do u like to

Baddestguyp:
what is this?

i am d son of the soil south south ogbomosho.........i never had a better sample so i pulled dat up

bookish