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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 9:47pm On May 07, 2015
chikaodili345:
Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men...

My path.

Thought you said you were atheist?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 9:51pm On May 07, 2015
Benny95:
hehe.....u tink say death dey sweet me? Oloun Maje!

Lolz... u dey fear ni?

that's by the way sha, why be say na only pipo with "( f )" after their names na e u dey ffollow?

Boda oda bi wipe Ashewo niyin Sir cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 9:59pm On May 07, 2015
chikaodili345:


A whole lot of not much.

Just saw that. Don't know if I should be happy or sad. I expected some sort of good news.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:03pm On May 07, 2015
I just read on FP that one corper fainted. That thing is already creeping my out. I need to start working out.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:04pm On May 07, 2015
hilsocial:


Are u a christian?

Nope.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:04pm On May 07, 2015
theSpark:


My path.

Thought you said you were atheist?

I am. Actually, more agnostic than atheist.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:04pm On May 07, 2015
theSpark:


Just saw that. Don't know if I should be happy or sad. I expected some sort of good news.

smiley sad
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:06pm On May 07, 2015
theSpark:
I just read on FP that one corper fainted. That thing is already creeping me out. I need to start working out.

Lol..your paranoia is showing
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:08pm On May 07, 2015
Speaking of working out, #FitFam2015 has been an utter failure for me thus far cry
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Physika(f): 10:11pm On May 07, 2015
babatawa:

Kip quiet... Nur b Romance section u dey since
abi i lie? undecided
Jesu kristi... u no dats nt 2ru ke. Nt me oo babaT abi make i boro u ma glasis??
#lo agumu jebu fun oju re to n wo bai bai
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 10:12pm On May 07, 2015
chikaodili345:

Nope.
OK
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:16pm On May 07, 2015
Stancity:
Sweethrt am getting stronger... 60/100%

I expect a 100 by Saturday
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:19pm On May 07, 2015
chikaodili345:
Speaking of working out, #FitFam2015 has been an utter failure for me thus far cry

My younger bro has 4 packs
I have one sack

Big shame really
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:21pm On May 07, 2015
Jesarie:
For those posted to the FCT. Affordable accommodation available at a very good location. It is a serviced hostel. Payment is done weekly. Pay and move in immediately. Limited spaces available. You can book your space now. Call 07062774539 for your bookings.

Must be nice to be posted to the FCT.

Side note: Is it true Abuja is colloquially called "the Buj"?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:23pm On May 07, 2015
babatawa:
Seems it's just me who's yet to put forward my own speculation about the whole BatchB thingy...

My source jes sent me a Fax, BatchB camp has been shifted to next year...

cheers cheesy

This is just.... I go forfeit the NYSC scam if it ever happens. I'll just go and marry. No time.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Stancity(m): 10:46pm On May 07, 2015
theSpark:


I expect a 100 by Saturday
Its realistic sir.. Thank you!!

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:50pm On May 07, 2015
chikaodili345:

Must be nice to be posted to the FCT.
Side note: Is it true Abuja is colloquially called "the Buj"?
Never heard that.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chikaodili345(f): 10:53pm On May 07, 2015
theSpark:


Never heard that.

Just twitter then
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by flexingPAPA: 6:31am On May 08, 2015
PCM's...

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 8:17am On May 08, 2015
Juma'at Mubarak Ya jama'atul B15
Do have a lovely day....
And a special e-Mornin to you flexinPAPA
On Behalh of my able self and ma lovely e-Baby
jemimaa01

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 8:48am On May 08, 2015
babatawa:


Na coded i tell you so, she nur go understand...

and i serious bros she dey feel u baje.

looool....She no be Yoruba? Ko gbo ede but o gbo eke!!!!!
it be like say she don dey smell fish oooo

#I no dey dia oooo...#RunAway
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 8:56am On May 08, 2015
babatawa:
Juma'at Mubarak Ya jama'atul B15

Do have a lovely day....

And a special e-Mornin to you flexinPAPA

On Behalh of my able self and ma lovely e-Baby

jemimaa01

And you too bro...So,you b jemimaa01 efather grin since she be ur eBaby....I remember the time I had eFight on A15 thread(first eFight),that time she come poke nose for the fight btw Me and mayorsweet but later me and mayor resolve am but she became the scape goat..That time,I dey find her eDaddy not knowing you are the one.....Take good care of her ooo.Hope she be Muslim cos brothers full thread wet dey find eWife oooooo...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by SirMalik(m): 9:12am On May 08, 2015
babatawa:


Why dont you learn a sorta trade or Handwork instead of just sleepin till Whenever service is...

Gat some job offers tho if you're intrested...
Lemme hear ur job offers nah
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Bruno3000(m): 9:30am On May 08, 2015
Halo pple, morning. Pls does anyone knw if Rivers state provide free accommodation for its corpers? And do they pay 120k to each corper at d end of ur service year? Anticipating ur replies.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by bolakale30(m): 10:03am On May 08, 2015
chikaodili345:
Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men...
Samuel L Jackson in Taratimo's Pulp Fiction
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 10:42am On May 08, 2015
bolakale30:

Samuel L Jackson in Taratimo's Pulp Fiction

Quentin Tarantino: I shall forever remember him for Django and Kill Bill and his exaggerated display of blood being shed.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:13am On May 08, 2015
Gazaliah:


looool....She no be Yoruba? Ko gbo ede but o gbo eke!!!!!
it be like say she don dey smell fish oooo

#I no dey dia oooo...#RunAway

haha... make i run follow you coz nur be me go face her whn she come see wetin you talk...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:20am On May 08, 2015
Gazaliah:


And you too bro...So,you b jemimaa01 efather grin since she be ur eBaby....I remember the time I had eFight on A15 thread(first eFight),that time she come poke nose for the fight btw Me and mayorsweet but later me and mayor resolve am but she became the scape goat..That time,I dey find her eDaddy not knowing you are the one.....Take good care of her ooo.Hope she be Muslim cos brothers full thread wet dey find eWife oooooo...

Bro why you go dey talk this kind thin na, shez ma eSwthrt o. Abeg make brothers wey dey look for eWife waka go front small. Infact...

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 11:27am On May 08, 2015
SirMalik:
Lemme hear ur job offers nah
you fit drive truck?
you go dey transport cows from Niger to Egypt...
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by SirMalik(m): 11:51am On May 08, 2015
babatawa:


you fit drive truck?

you go dey transport cows from Niger to Egypt...

Hehehehehe see Job i go branch with d cows enter Burkina Faso open farm wit dos cows, livin cool life in dat country wit wit my Naija SwagShikkenan
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 12:16pm On May 08, 2015
SirMalik:

Hehehehehe see Job i go branch with d cows enter Burkina Faso open farm wit dos cows, livin cool life in dat country wit wit my Naija SwagShikkenan

Na my cows you wan divert go Burkina Faso so abi? angry I just dey observe. The person wey mean give you job no tell you the owner abi

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