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Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 11:02am On May 10, 2015
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

WONDERFUL grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Holy Toasting...! by Gabriel300(m): 11:07am On May 10, 2015
Definitely not a Nigerian girl......

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Re: Holy Toasting...! by eddysernal(m): 11:10am On May 10, 2015
nice 1 bro... thumbs up!!
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 4:51pm On May 10, 2015
eddysernal:
nice 1 bro... thumbs up!!
smiley
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 4:52pm On May 10, 2015
Gabriel300:
Definitely not a Nigerian girl......
How sure are you?
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Dreamytosin(m): 8:11pm On May 10, 2015
Go try this with warri girl...hmmm na that day u go know say no be only you sabi quote bible smiley
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 8:48pm On May 10, 2015
Dreamytosin:
Go try this with warri girl...hmmm na that day u go know say no be only you sabi quote bible smiley
Lolzz
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Gabriel300(m): 6:55am On May 11, 2015
Stancity:
How sure are you?
75% sure.
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 7:21am On May 11, 2015
Gabriel300:
75% sure.
Talking from Experience i guess?
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Gabriel300(m): 6:32am On May 12, 2015
Stancity:
Talking from Experience i guess?
lol. Partially.
Re: Holy Toasting...! by Stancity(m): 6:36am On May 12, 2015
Gabriel300:
lol. Partially.
Lolzzz wink wink wink

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