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My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:36am On May 11, 2015 |
Copied! pls help me judge this matter. . I am so down..there's this cool dude I have known for sometime now..he's very very okay and he's be talking about marriage...so last weekend, he called and said he wanted us to see that I should come over to his place on the Island... Unfortunately I was just recovering from a serious stomach upset, which I told him about..He insisted and offered to come and pick me..I finally agreed! On our way to the Island, I urgently felt d need to poop, so I told him. . As we were looking for an eatery or any decent place to stop...I released a very embarrassing fart...It wasn't intentional at all. His countenance just changed immediately and he started talking to me In an angry voice..we finally got to KFC at cms roundabout and I quickly ran In to ease myself..after I finished, I came out and he was nowhere to be found. .so I asked d security and they said they saw him driving off angrily. . I tried calling him but he wasn't picking,so I chartered a cab back home...I have tried calling him severally since then still he doesn't pick...I will message him on whatssap and it's obvious he read my message, still no reply.. only for him to send me a message this morning that he's no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with me, that I am very mannerless.. . I asked him how cos I was honestly so confused, he said that I farted in his car without apologising and because I was purging that shows I eat anyhow... I have been crying since morning. .. I really liked this guy and he was even talking about marriage. . What do I do?? Do I beg him...is it my fault that I was purging and I couldn't help my stomach? ? Pls help..I am confused.. . |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:40am On May 11, 2015 |
Lwkm |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Nobody: 9:42am On May 11, 2015 |
Go for deliverance first Aunty , it's not physical fight for u ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Nobody: 9:43am On May 11, 2015 |
![]() ![]() ![]() eeya, I feel for her. The guy is something else, him no dey fart ni? ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:47am On May 11, 2015 |
Eniqurl:Ahh, its not good o.. She's crying, u "re laughing! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:48am On May 11, 2015 |
adeekiti:Deliverance, lol, but I think it can happen to anybody now ! |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:49am On May 11, 2015 |
BaebieHot:I tire o! |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by DuchessLily(f): 9:49am On May 11, 2015 |
Lol.... Lwkmdfh.. sorry cnt help d laff Abeg dats not d reason he left joorr ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:51am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:Asif the nigga kn dy fart too ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 9:52am On May 11, 2015 |
I recommend suicide ![]() Lol...na deliverance go sure for una |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:53am On May 11, 2015 |
DuchessLily:Abi, wats ur advise for her ? |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:55am On May 11, 2015 |
Eniqurl:Yeah, quite embarrassing, but if the guy was actually serious.. Its a minor thing he should not take all that serious! |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 9:56am On May 11, 2015 |
Herminius:Lol |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by yorubaboiy: 9:58am On May 11, 2015 |
owa ye ko so fun wipe reflex action ni 1 Like |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eniqurl(f): 9:58am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:Lol dahz true. 1 Like |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:02am On May 11, 2015 |
On a serious note,try nd beg him vry well.. Go to his parent's house nd beg dem.. You can take ur mum nd ur Pastor along ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by chibwike(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2015 |
Local mentality is a disease |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:04am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:No be so? |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Eesha: 10:06am On May 11, 2015 |
My dear u are better off without a man that cannot allow u be urself in his presence instead of forming. It was not ur fault, was it ? ![]() But u sef for apologise as the bomb drop ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:07am On May 11, 2015 |
Herminius:Haha! Just becoz of fart ? |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:07am On May 11, 2015 |
chibwike:From the man or woman ? |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:09am On May 11, 2015 |
Eesha:Abi, at least, he for no get excuse! |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by chibwike(m): 10:11am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:Both |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by gracile(f): 10:12am On May 11, 2015 |
Na ordinary mess cause this gbege ![]() mtcheew.. they are not serious ![]() 1 Like |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:17am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:Coz she likes d guy... Nd they're talking abt marriage alrdy |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:44am On May 11, 2015 |
gracile:Lol,, |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 10:45am On May 11, 2015 |
Herminius:Hmm, but if the guy could leave her just coz of fart, imagine something bigger! |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by komzyb(f): 10:49am On May 11, 2015 |
This is funny....i swear...lwkm |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by komzyb(f): 10:52am On May 11, 2015 |
This is funny....i swear...lwkm,let her forget about him joor |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by Herminius(m): 10:53am On May 11, 2015 |
mostHandsome01:Lol... Maybe the guy is just allergic to farts ![]() Then she should be careful of smthing bigger.. Or she should jus prepare herself for more apologies. Big big ones ![]() ![]() |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 11:14am On May 11, 2015 |
komzyb:Eyaa, but she's crying o, somtimes, its really hard to 4get about som1 easily |
Re: My Crush Left Me Because I Farted, What Do I Do ? by mostHandsome01: 11:16am On May 11, 2015 |
Herminius:Haha! U "re 1 funny dude! Doe u right jare |
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