Dammytrager,

How is campus?

Lyrically:
chairman no fall my hand nah..no be every cloth we dey spread for sun..oya shakitibobo!

Are you implying that oga Solexy96 has a hidden agenda?

How dare you?



Anyway,from your comment, i would hardly use the word hidden to describe your agenda.

dejii01:
Dammytrager,

How is campus?

See this one ba, what will it cost you to collect his number? You want Dammytrager to comman be doing "Reporting Live From Ife" everyday.

So no be only me dey enjoy that thing

Dammytrager, how is campus?

^^^

No be only you oh

I just like the "Reporting Live From Ife"

Timmytimmy:


Are you implying that oga Solexy96 has a hidden agenda?

How dare you?



Anyway,from your comment, i would hardly use the word hidden to describe your agenda.

baba o! *prostrate in front of timmy* u don hack my code..i no talk anytin abt oga Solexy96 o how can i be disrespectful to my oga

Timmytimmy:
Amarachi---any wayward female

Omo ibo--- non Yoruba

Smh. Funny in a really tribalistic way if you begin to think about how the slangs must have originated.

Not cool and really insensitive when you have a close friend named Amarachi.

Many of the slangs he wrote are true but this two and a few others are either not very popular or non-existent.

My fav:: When you get E or F in A 5 unit - won ti fun GP mi ni Life Injury .

P.S- Why do people say "na A 'I' get" when they pass,only to change it to " na E 'DEM' go give me nau" when they fail ?

PHgirl:

I could have sworn you were chiamaka01!. There were some real pointers! . Thank God say I never accuse you sha. : eventually saw a red flag.
Although,I still won't be surprised if you are her

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babysmart:
still far o, my sister

God will take charge

dejii01:
Dammytrager,

How is campus?

Timmytimmy:


See this one ba, what will it cost you to collect his number? You want Dammytrager to comman be doing "Reporting Life From Ife" everyday.

So no be only me dey enjoy that thing

Dammytrager, how is campus?

hehe


Dammytrager reporting live from Lagos


Lmao!!!...came home this evening, I had to, it was urgent heard my wife put to bed...lol, I came for some stuffs


from my little experience in ogbafemi here is what I can say...*deep breathe*


The best place you can enjoy your fresher's life is Angola and moz, no beef, For those of you posted in awo, hehe!!!...rats has also a bedspace in awo, don't be surprised if you start feeling some ticklish touch on your hand, my brother you're not dreaming, its rats that is eating your hand, the toilets in awo is nothing to write home about, the only neat blocks in awo are 7 & 8, and beware of hotplates they can shock a lot, heard they shock only non virgins, buh there are less cases of theft in awo cos of the consciousness.

Faj has the same structure as awo buh, awo is wider than faj, faj has the highest number of theft in the school, so guys posted there should be very careful, Female halls look very good from the outside buh I don't know of the inside.

I can't buh marvel at the structures of the academic areas in OAU, buh its a pity those structures lack maintenance as most of the buildings look old and archaic already. When it comes to romance oau no dy carry last, there is a 90% probability of finding two lovers cuddling in any dark corners of the school, am not exaggerating.

Beware of Postgraduate hall as undergraduates are not welcomed there, Don't dare hit anybody on oau campus, it is not allowed, that's why you can see a fresher talking anyhow to a final year student, if you hit anyone physically, you might be paraded. For those asking what aro is, if you're a female, go to awo, pass thru block 2 n 3 or 6 and 7 m sure you'll write a book on aro when you get out.

As of the academic life, oau is not for the academically lazy, GP is not smiling nowadays, For those that think PD is tough, you've not seen anything, m not trying to scare anyone just want you to prepare your mind for real academic work.

in a nutshell, OAU is where you find the good the bad the ugly, you'll definitely meet people of like minds, if you're dirty and rass, your type are here, if you're neat and reserved, you'll meet your people, you'll definitely find your clique.
Enjoy your stay at home while it lasts cos when you get here, there is no going back.


Aluta continua!
Victoria Ascertia!


Any other news from oau should be reffered to omololujesu.

Lyrically,which room u dey??

Phewww....PENBOY!!!

SignsDara:
Lyrically,which room u dey??

V.I.P room 102

[quote author=Lyrically V.I.P room 102 :DV.I.P ko.P.I.V ni.....nah 105 i dey8-)

Lyrically,where in osun u dey??

SignsDara:
Lyrically,where in osun u dey??

Oshogbo beside d Governor's residence

Timmytimmy:


Bros, please don't take this the wrong way but that's not how it's done.

This is how to do it:






#TeamSolexy96

Lol... Bro. Not everyone views life the way you do.

Understanding is relative!

[quote author=Lyrically Oshogbo beside d Governor's residence[/quote] I live near there too.What's ur real name?

Timmytimmy:


Hidden what?

please, can you explain what you mean by hidden agenda?

Hidden agenda?
You guys are funny.

[quote author=SignsDara post=33643769][/quote]I was only joking ni o not living near d governor's house..My real name? you want to cause yawa with this my name you are asking o, now dem freshers here will think ayaf forming..well my name is Adedeji Batifeori Maximilliano

Timmytimmy:

The one from Waecdirect.org

Thanks man

Please what do we need for our department screening?

Lyrically:
V.I.P room 102

U don go hostel?

SignsDara:
U don go hostel?

I never go o..Sunday lo ma shey

Lyrically:
I was only joking ni o not living near d governor's house..My real name? you want to cause yawa with this my name you are asking o, now dem freshers here will think ayaf forming..well my name is Adedeji Batifeori Maximilliano

Lol.u be Olamide's son??

Wu don buy all things needed for Sunday n wu never buy anything??

SignsDara:
Lol.u be Olamide's son??

Lolz...i am d real owner of dat name

Lyrically:
Lolz...i am d real owner of dat name

for ur mind

Lyrically:
Lolz...i am d real owner of dat name

for ur mind

Babysmart,I see how u are crushn on den boyz on dis thread.I troway salute o

I hope you guys are not GAYS

queenabby:
God will take charge

amen! Thanks sis

SignsDara:
Babysmart,I see how u are crushn on den boyz on dis thread.I troway salute o

oga, u miss road?