babysmart:

oga, u miss road?

Lyrically:
I was only joking ni o not living near d governor's house..My real name? you want to cause yawa with this my name you are asking o, now dem freshers here will think ayaf forming..well my name is Adedeji Batifeori Maximilliano

SignsDara:
u go tell me say u neva crush on those boys?

babysmart:

i suggest u ask d gods

SignsDara:
u go tell me say u neva crush on those boys?

babysmart:

i suggest u ask d gods

uumm:
I think Batifeori (whatever that means) is a nice-sounding name btw...

Aaeeshar:
I smell fish...

babysmart:

batifeori...how we wished it to be

Aaeeshar:
I smell fish...

SignsDara:
The ever constant dammytrager,how una dey?How gfs?How prep dey go?

buks18young:

Solexy96:


Lol... Bro. Not everyone views life the way you do.

Understanding is relative!

buks18young:
Phewww....PENBOY!!!

uumm:
hmmm.. cool.. thanks for the interpretation

Dammytrager:


The best place you can enjoy your fresher's life is Angola and moz, no beef, For those of you posted in awo, hehe!!!...rats has also a bedspace in awo, don't be surprised if you start feeling some ticklish touch on your hand, my brother you're not dreaming, its rats that is eating your hand, the toilets in awo is nothing to write home about, the only neat blocks in awo are 7 & 8, buh there are less cases of theft in awo cos of the consciousness.

and beware of hotplates they can shock a lot, heard they shock only non virgins

Dammytrager:
M okay.
M stranded, buh there is love in sharing
Hehe...going smoothly.
wbu?

demmygold15:
Pls what are the things we need for department screening?

SignsDara:

We thank Baba o!aeeshat n babysmart part of ur list of gfs?

Timmytimmy:
Dammytrager, greet mummy Kunle for me oh. Tell her not to forget my locust beans when resuming with you nextweek oh.

dejii01:
Thanks!



Rats? I can't stand them oh

Tell me you've seen Awo Self Help and it's neat



This is funny

Dammytrager:
and get used to the rats they are ur pals, you'll know in due time

Timmytimmy:


Brother, you seem like one of these "iwe" people who take everything too seriously. That was meant to be something jocular na. I thought you as a stalite would recognise aro from a mile away, anyway I'm sorry.

You don't even know me so don't assume I view life from any perspective yet. I might be gay for all you know with Dejii01 being my sweetheart.

There's a quote my mum uses when I go on the defensive even before she begins accusing me of something.

"The goat wey neva chop yam wey dey do meeee know say hin eye don dey the yam Tey Tey"

Again, I'm joking

I'm also in Faculty of Technology. You seem like a really serious minded person. Please, I'd like to meet you. I'll take your number and chat you up if you don't mind. Ese sir.



Meanwhile, you and Miracy have to pay for using our thea...Oops *covers mouth quickly*

Masterkolade:


Lol!. The pdf copy would actually be the best cause it gonna come in handy most times

uumm:

this one is extra true. I've seen the rats here in faj display splendid acrobatic skills... they know every crevice and corner. It's like they're the main residents of the halls. We're all just guests.

Dammytrager:
Sure, I also won't forget to bring your pampers along cos I heard you've not stopped bedwetting

Dammytrager:
Sure, I also won't forget to bring your pampers along cos I heard you've not stopped bedwetting

Dammytrager:
I saw self help from a distance, I haven't gotten close to it, buh its a bit distant from the blocks and get used to the rats they are ur pals, you'll know in due time

dejii01: