*Just passing-by with my both hands tucked in my pockets and whistling Osadebe's music and watching Naijaboiy discussing relationship with small small girls*

Only GREEN LIGHT?
What about RED LIGHT?

Some GIRLS get LIVER o...

My eyes are making me feel as if I borrowed them from somebody.... GoOd 9yt y'OL

softysparky:

Depends.

Sparkylee

BrainnewsNg:
Only GREEN LIGHT?

What about RED LIGHT?

That one follow too na.

You go bone like say nothing happen.

When all her friends greets you nicely but she never minds giving you face at all... This gonna make ya have a rethink about her... wow.. the chemistry has now been created.

ErepaTV:

Sparkylee

Erepaleee

....its classified....

So, where are (all) those girls that likes forming Sharon Stone online? To come drop testimony now... them dey fear abi na shy I go call am.

They need 12 strokes of the cane each!!!

Well, except @sparky, nneka, prettyjo and creepsyme... I salute una sincerity.

androidroot:
When all her friends greets you nicely but she never minds giving you face at all... This gonna make ya have a rethink about her... wow.. the chemistry has now been created.

Oh yea.. Nollywood!!!

softysparky:

Erepaleee

You look like my ex gf.

Beautiful..

otunsman:
If pepper rest Na she go Waka go meet the guy by herself.I dont know why guyz takes several weeks pursuing a girl they like.Hustle and make your money they will chase you by themselves.As she is playing a tough girl on you,one aristo dey nack her wella.It doesn't take a sugardaddy 1hour to shine a girl Congo.Na we guyz dey see them as tough because we pursue them rather than money.

lolz @ shine Congo. hahaha

VickyRotex:


Oh yea.. Nollywood!!!

For me I like playing technical games.. I don't fall for girls anyhow, it must be from a crazy stuff or from nothing.. but as for Green light game? No! (Not Nollywood I guess it's Bollywood lol)

missclasssy:


Dude it's the other way round.
Most guys that tend to like me on this forum always try to look for ways to provoke me or just engage in a duel with me. Some even resort to insulting me for no reason.

I don't think I've done that to you before yet you've not accepted my friendship proposal.

She laughs hysterically at what you say even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel

Wow. fuuny topic but ladies are not talking niiii

She unnecessarily pretends not to like you.

ErepaTV:

You look like my ex gf.
Beautiful..

You look like my ex stalker. Handsome.

Just flirt with him, let him know you find him appealing !

softysparky:

You look like my ex stalker.
Handsome.

Hian!

missclasssy:


Dude it's the other way round.
Most guys that tend to like me on this forum always try to look for ways to provoke me or just engage in a duel with me. Some even resort to insulting me for no reason.

E.g ?

softysparky:

When in a commercial bus some will first ask you how much is transport fare, then ask if you are paying with 100 naira change, play with their hair, stare at you, step on your toe then say sorry, complain about traffic, bad roads, lasma, police or driver's driving and when all these green lights didn't work she will remember that she has been sweating profusely and look for a hand fan to fan you both (expecting you to say something like thanks).

If you still ignore her, she will keep reminding the conductor her bus stop for you to hear and do the needful before she gets down.

You don tay for the game... Hahahahha

Flashing back nw I think my own experience is d worst.I went for a colleague's wedding and in our seat I appear to be d youngest,unmarried fellow.
There was this fine,well endowed dame that everyone was looking at and she kept coming to our table and each time she comes she ll ask if we are ok and we would say we are fine.
When it was time to leave d babe came nd asked me if I attended oau and I said No that I went to anoda scool, then she asked asked again if I attended fggc (as if men attends fggc) I still said No.then she looked at me somehow and she left. then when I got to the exit it dawned on me and I realised what I had done so I ran back and i started looking for her everywhere and till tomorrow I never saw her.
I lost a golden opportunity presented on a platter of gold by a fine babe that day.

missclasssy:


Dude it's the other way round.
Most guys that tend to like me on this forum always try to look for ways to provoke me or just engage in a duel with me. Some even resort to insulting me for no reason.

You're not serious at all. Who sabi you? *hiss* Yeye dey smell. ***Runs away with the speed of light before this bomb explodes!!!***

androidroot:
For me I like playing technical games.. I don't fall for girls anyhow, it must be from a crazy stuff or from nothing.. but as for Green light game? No! (Not Nollywood I guess it's Bollywood lol)

Oh yea, 007!!! Yea, theyve got that talent in Bollywood aswel.

tosyne2much:
Nawa 4 una oooooo

So una still dey wait make girls show una greenlight ?

Wey be say ladies wey dey trip for me go grab me enter inside their room one time, and before you know it, dem don dey off my boxers

*Quote me and I will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump*

Oya show me.

tosyne2much:
She laughs hysterically at what you say even if you are as boring as Bob Manuel

Lmao pmsl lwkd rotf ha ha he

*yawns*