Where is my 3D glasses? Oga Blast abeg gimme #1000 popcorn

Leitner:

You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

so u wicked like this bro...i

Leitner:

You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

lwkm

Leitner:

You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

Oga your blood dy hot o, don't you know when little kids tease elders ni,

I just started watching football of recent.

I know you've been watching football before I was born buh due to circumstances sha you just entered university last year.

M sorry for stepping on your tail

olagockay:
Where is my 3D glasses? Oga Blast abeg gimme #1000 popcorn

here u go...with #100 jara...holla if u need more

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...enough of the talks, you'll see the deal when we resume
Behold I come like a thief in the night, you don't know me buh I know you so be vigilant
My aro is not sharp buh leaves an unforgettable scar.

I'm done here

Very well....a couple Of days to qo..and i'm fvckinq anxious!!

Leitner:

You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

I remember watching this match live. Epic!

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1897712_laughing59303979_jpegb2c46d8ef696de3324f1aae2e856af45

9blast:
here u go...with #100 jara...holla if u need more

Tanx... Dis will suffice...

Oh..now someone sells popcorn...i hope you can deliver as much as possible to ma apartment on resumption...qimme your account details and we'd strike a business deal..lol

Dammytrager:
Oga your blood dy hot o, don't you know when little kids tease elders ni,

I just started watching football of recent.

I know you've been watching football before I was born buh due to circumstances sha you just entered university last year.

M sorry for stepping on your tail

I'm glad you've got great respect for your balls,hence you didn't try googling the answer. In PEJ's voice- you might have failed the question but your manhood lives on

I have a soft spot for your club tho,and that's bcoz of LEO MESSI!

And dammytrager abeg I no be old man o ,abi which one be "elders" . I still be teenager o ; Just staarted watching footie @ an early age.

Leitner:

I'm glad you've got great respect for your balls,hence you didn't try googling the answer. In PEJ's voice- you might have failed the question but your manhood lives on

I have a soft spot for your club tho,and that's bcoz of LEO MESSI!

everyone loves him

Anyone with the idea if studio dey inside school? i mean recording studio

9blast:
everyone loves him

Exceptions are Man u and Arsenal fans. I just don't see then forgiving messi for all his capital crimes against them .

9blast:
everyone loves him

not everyone bro, most manu and madrid fans loathe him

Leitner:
And dammytrager abeg I no be old man o ,abi which one be "elders" . I still be teenager o ; Just staarted watching footie @ an early age.

wao i wish i had that chance but man you really followed their history.

Lyrically:
Anyone with the idea if studio dey inside school? i mean recording studio

You wan release album?

Z dat d end... Had higher expectations *throws away popcorn*

Leitner:
You wan release album?

Something like that

Dammytrager:
Haha!!!...m stranded oga, They are both sisters, and the bible warns, 'touch not my annointed'.


U can share yours na, I heard you're very generous

Me neva get nau

Dammytrager:
Haha!!!...m stranded oga, They are both sisters, and the bible warns, 'touch not my annointed'.


U can share yours na, I heard you're very generous

Me neva get nau

pamcode:
not everyone bro, most manu and madrid fans loathe him
wao i wish i had that chance but man you really followed their history.

I'm a Madrid fan...and I love him,no homo

dejii01:




That goal was perfection.

boateng finished himself, he had his backto messiat first allowing messi to cut him and when he turned to face him he was nutmegged terribly. Lol

Leitner:

You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

I can't remember the first one but the second should be Belleti or Van Bommel. That night i lost my voice. If you see passion that day ehn. I became a Barca fan during that period.

I remember Lehman's Redcard and Campbell's goal. Good times. And yes, i dey show myself because I am proud of calling myself a fan. I am not an 'abebe' like dammytrager. OX standing fan ni wa

Leitner:

Exceptions are Man u and Arsenal fans. I just don't see then forgiving messi for all his capital crimes against them .

M a United fan... Messi won me over by leaving dat p.k 4 Neymar who hadn't scored when he was on a hat trick durin d 8-0 Cordoba trashin. So so considerate. Can't imagine CR7 doing same.

9blast:
I'm a Madrid fan...and I love him,no homo

ur type is xtremely rare,rarer than a snow in sahara

Leitner:

I'm glad you've got great respect for your balls,hence you didn't try googling the answer. In PEJ's voice- you might have failed the question but your manhood lives on

I have a soft spot for your club tho,and that's bcoz of LEO MESSI!

Lmao. This guy is crazy. If dem catch you.

Anyway, *in Oby Ezekwesili's voice* we need empirical evidence that his manhood lives on

olagockay:

M a United fan... Messi won me over by leaving dat p.k 4 Neymar who hadn't scored when he was on a hat trick durin d 8-0 Cordoba trashin. So so considerate. Can't imagine CR7 doing same.

so right Cr7 is so inconsiderate and proud.

Leitner:

Exceptions are Man u and Arsenal fans. I just don't see then forgiving messi for all his capital crimes against them .

Kai...na Man U fans the thing dey bite pass. Messi grabbed the champ League cup from their front twice with very humiliating score lines

He even scored a header against them *Rotfl*

pamcode:
boateng finished himself, he had his backto messiat first allowing messi to cut him and when he turned to face him he was nutmegged terribly. Lol

Twas an unnecessary fall.Twasnt really Messi'sdribble.I think the fear of Messi made him fall

pamcode:
so right Cr7 is so inconsiderate and proud.

That really cute guy?

Timmytimmy:


Kai...na Man U fans the thing dey bite pass. Messi grabbed the champ League cup from their front twice with very humiliating score lines

He even scored a header against them *Rotfl*

His sins r 4given... FOR NOW

PHgirl:

That really cute guy?

sure he is cute, but am cuter.

MockinJay:
"On the 8th of May, OAU's VC Omole yet again shifted the resumption date assigned for incoming freshers. He claims the shift is as a result of complaints from some hostel's matrons. In a statement publicized by Mrs Tosin, head of all Matrons,"we are quite exhausted having to work for months without a proper rest. And we all made a conclusion that no one would work until a break is allocated for us". The new date for resumption is now 24th of May, 2015. We wish our freshers a journey mercy.
eiL.

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