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Lala247:


Thanks
Hope ur day goes well, gotta get ready . Later

sure...takkia

indecent dressing isnt about covering alone. just yesterday, i saw a lady wearin a red ijab without any cloth or bra under it except her wrapper, i guess she is local n uneducated but the way u gals let ur bum show in tight fited leggings without any pant lines which means that u probably even dnt wear 1 is a show of shame. people go braless at will also this days which i consider lewd n bad

ahsekeena:



Lol...cos I have a big butt,I shouldn't wear leggings,shoro niyen?




My bum was covered quite decently,I wasn't showing butt crack

njays24:
It was my big but that my husband saw that made hime approach me;later discovered that my but was nothing compared to other qualities he found in me. But when I was single,my but was what always catches attention.

Selling point....

maxit2:

Abeg marry me. I own the Bentley on my DP.
PM naaaaa........ plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lol

pbs4real:
if u get am flaunt am. . .pt pix mk we knw wats up. .tnk u

lol,i dont need anyone to admire my bakassi,let d single girls flaunt it so dat the single guys will wife them.

Enahi:
@op this your story is very dry. Seems u want Nairaland guys to know u have big butt,do you know how many ladies on Nairaland have big butt? I pity you,your topic will make all Nairaland guys to disturb and insult you.

abole!

deolumike:
seriously? That dude is simply objectifying you and you're playing along. when will ladies, sorry, girls learn that there's so much more to them than sexuality and physical appearance. He's dishonoring you with your active consent.

life is not that serious abeg.

adahgold:






abole!

what's abole?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, everyone of u got me all cracked up in my office. Damn! Anyways u guys made ma day.

Babes be thinking they have big butts, when actually they have trunkal obesity.

But that's none of my business.

I came here for pictures..and what do I get? Im outta here

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

uhmmm I'l love to feel it too ur package high

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

have i now done wrong if i say i wana feel that thing ure carrying...

Jambsupport:

dt shape is killing bliv me. .

Ipledge:
Picture Please,just one picture...I want to finish this vaseline

nah ya type deh make vasline cost

Halimi24:

Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

You have made ur point; You don't like big booty gurls..What I don't get is why you have to insult these girls even when they have done nothing to you..It would do your reputation a whole lotta good if you could just learn to keep your opinion to yourself in certain situations..The manner in which you have portrayed your person on this thread thus far is pretty vile..

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

I dont see any thing bad in having big booty.. some even envy them.

if what i see is u, then you have a great shape but i am not interested in that ..i can see your nippples, it seems they are big and i like the big nippples not big bust...are they real, is that shape helped by corset, is there any implants


But i like your nippples unless you put groundnut in breast jusust likw arri girls



PM me and your life will never be same again


lol

Jambsupport:

Enahi:
what's abole?

I tot u were an idoma girl cuz ur name is an idoma name.

God...
really miss the days of the classy, intelligent yet cute NLand girls.
The days of Ogugua, brownsugar, that jamo chic and sexkills chic..??88 etc.

Not these days of fixation with assets we had no hand in, derailed modesty and distasteful booty pics ( smh@ d girl that actually took a pic of her ass f empirical evidence).

I appreciate a good thing, as well as confidence in a woman, but the sexiest tin abt a woman will always be her Brains...


Which seems to be seriously lacking on NLand.

disadvantages of big ikebe


1. Clothes

finding the right pair of jeans to fit is a hassle. a) they're either too tight in the butt, and too short at the bottom, or b) they fit perfectly everywhere EXCEPT your butt, revealing a little glimpse of your crack. . which isn't cute. -___-

ALSO, you have to be very careful not to wear the same shorts or dresses as other girls with smaller butts because you have to worry about your ass hanging out, and also being labeled as a LovePeddler. which brings me to my next complaint.


2. Assumptions

having a big butt comes with those annoying judgements just like any other identifying characteristic such as having blonde hair, being short, etc. the first one is, everyone assumes you're either a slut or a freak or a both. girls with big butts must be loving the crew, because hey they have fat asses, right? that's not the case at ALL, let's let that be known. i guess it's because of all the video models and strippers and people of that sort who have more junk in the trunk than most, but that doesn't mean all girls with big butts are whores. because i can say, with no doubt, question, or hesitation, that i am not a LovePeddler, and i have a big. butt.

furthermore, some guys just ASSume that because you have a big butt, and it's out there, that that gives them the right to touch it. that is the farthest thing from the truth. i have a vagina too, but you can't go around handling that. -__- which is a great segue into my number three complaint.


3. Disrespect//Unwanted Attention

it doesn't really matter what you wear. it will still be seen in sweatpants and wearing a tight pair of jeans? that's just asking for hell. you already know what the mumbles are gonna sound like when you finish walking past a big group of guys. you learn how to ignore the stares of those hungry, most of the time OLD AND CREEPY men imagining what all they would like to do to you. you WILL have your butt grabbed by a guy at the club who thinks its okay just because it's big enough for his hand to cup. also, get used to thirsty men rubbing their groins up against it as they walk by (because they HAVE to be that close to pass). it will be the main topic of conversation most of the time. the googly eyes, the filthy touches and glances, the "DAMN LOOK AT THAT ASS!"es will become a part of life. it makes you feel disgusting, and kind of like you've been cursed while everyone else sees it as a blessing. but anyways. . there's more.


4. Miscellaneous

- the arch in your back will HURT, whether you're standing, sitting, OR laying down
- your friends will poke it and call you out on how big it is in front of everyone.
- did i mention the stares?
- the worry of being a "butterhead"
- people know you as "the girl with the big butt" instead of "the girl with the nice style, or sweet personality, or distinct intellect"
- every time you talk to a guy you HAVE to wonder whether he's being genuine or if he just cares about your ass
- planned on wearing those leggings because you're on your period, your stomach is hurting, and you didn't feel like having on no tight ass jeans around your bloated ass stomach? cancel it.

ugh. okay. i'm done. i just needed people, especially the girls who are always complaining about how flat their butt is to get a little inside glimpse of what it's really like. i mean, it's not ALL bad, but it's sure as hell not all that either. it felt good to get all that out though. thanks for reading. comment if you want and follow me @_dmndMartyr if you haven't already :

The booty. One of the most complex and varied aspects of our bodies and cultures. We obsess about it, we stare at it, we touch it, we squeeze it, we shake it, we sing about it, we rap about it, we idolize it. Ever since Sir Mix-a-lot declared to the world that he liked big butts and could not lie, life for big booty women has not been the same.


Now some may read this and be like, “whatchu mean?!” and I’m sure those that are saying that probably have some of the flattest butts in the world, so this is not for you. Now as a woman with a pretty round butt of my own, I know and love the joys of having one but as I get older and become more…”pronounced,” my blessing has slowly become a curse. To get you guys to understand where I’m coming from, I decided to make a list of some of the pros and cons of having a big booty, just so you can see both sides…

Pros:

1. THE CURVES!
I remember a time in America where it was grotesque to have curves or to not be as slender as a stripper pole. Women with even an ounce of fat on them were consider fat or overweight, but with such a growing rate of overweight people in America, a sense of sex appeal has been added to have some curves or baby fat, as some call it. Along with that new sex appeal America has for curvy women, more women with curves are on the cover of magazines, runway shows, and breaking into the music industry, despite opposition.
2. More cushion. No seriously!
Having some extra padding back there isn’t just good for the pushin’! Its also a safety precaution for falls, slips, or if you get shot in the butt it will get lodged in the lard and miss any vital organs.
3. You can use the term bootylicious and not look stupid.
When Destiny’s child coined the term in the early 2000s, every woman in the world, especially the ones with NO butt, were using that word and thought it was okay. Well, its not! For women who are actually bootylicious, they can use the word to describe themself and get an, “AMEN” instead of an awkward side eye.
4. You are going to stand out in a crowd, or with a group of friends.
Whenever you are out with friends, people are gonna spot you (well your butt first), and they’ll say “that’s the girl with the big booty!” You are gonna have a discint characteristic and people will remember your name and you for it.
5. Things tend to bounce off it.
I can’t tell you the amount of times my butt has saved me from being hit with balls, or having anything thrown at me. I remember in high school, walking down the hallway, someone threw a football and I bent over to pick something up. The ball literally bounced off my butt and saved me. Amazing things a big butt can do, I tell ya.
6. It makes up for those who have small boobs.
Well in this case I can’t relate as much because I was blessed with both :-P. But for those women out there that aren’t, having a big butt really does make up for it. A male friend of mine said it best, “I got to have something to hold onto! Either the bottom or the top, something has to be there or I’m out!” It also doesn’t make women look as frail as they would without it. *kanye shrug*
7. You fill out your clothes more.
I don’t know a woman out there that likes being swallowed by her clothe when she is wearing them. All I’m gonna say on this is, the world can appreciate a pair of yoga pants or jeans more with a big booty woman, more than they can with anyone else.
8. People enjoy twerking more when you do it!
I’m sure we all were equally grossed out by Miley Cyrus’ twerking. But I think if Miley was more “blessed” in the butt department, I don’t think there would be too much complaining.
9. It provides more cushion during pregnancy and childbirth.
Alot of women suffer from tailbone pain during preganancy and, in some cases, damage it during childbirth. Apparently, having a big butt can actually help cushion that area and make it less painful. AND, big butts are usually accompanied by child bearing hips which makes pregnancy and childbirth just a little easier.
10. It sheilds against diabetes.
Having a big butt actually shows that your body is able to metabolize sugars better and turn them into fat. Who would have thought??
11. There are just nice to look at!
Now lets be honest, we’ve all caught ourselves staring at one before, whether its your own or someone elses.

And NOW THE CONS:

1. People only see your ass
While it is nice to look at, its not the only thing! I know for myself, when I meet guys the first thing they say is, “you got a big ass!” And don’t get me wrong, its flattering for the first 10 minutes but when every question that comes out of their mouth is regarding my ass or he is constantly referring to it, then it gets old FAST.
2. Your subjected to constantly being spanked on the ass.
That shit just hurts!
3. “Can I touch it?”
I can’t tell you how many men, and women, see me walking down the street or in the club and ask me if they can touch my butt. This is not Showtime at the Apollo, you NOT come up and touch my ass for good luck or for whatever strange reason.
4. Constant stares and murmurs when walking by.
Do you know how irritating it is to walk down the street, minding your own business, and have people stare at you just because you have on a pair of legging or pants that show your figure? My favorite is when you walk past a group of old men and they moan and groan silently, like you can’t hear them. EW! I’ll admit it does make a person feel disgusting, especially with so much unwanted attention on you. Maybe I should just walking around dressed like a nun.
5. Annoying nicknames.
Big booty judy. Phat Up. Donk. Juicy. Jiggle. Like really? The list can go on for so much longer! I’m flattered but, my parents did give me an actual name.
6. You can’t share seats with people.
I can’t tell you how many times my friends have tried to share a seat with me at the movies, or a restaurant and fail miserably. Either they are left with a small corner of the seat, or left on the floor. I’ve cried myself to sleep many nights because of this.
7. Everyone thinks you should be a stripper or a porn star.
I take offense to this at times because I’ve got a college degree, and working on a masters. There is no way in hell that I’m gonna let those degrees catch dust, to swing on a pole or a penis just because I have the body for it. Don’t undermind my intelligence or capabilities.
8. Your limited in the clothes you can wear.
Don’t get me wrong, a booty does fill out your clothes but it can be your downfall as well. I love wearing dresses! Short ones, long ones, formal ones, sun dresses, I love them all! A dress may look harmless when its on the hanger but, I know for myself, when you put it on, it can really make you look like someone in a profession that requires you “be on your knees” alot. Even though I know I do those things, it doesn’t mean that people that see me wont think that! *sigh*
9. It’s an annoying conversation piece.
How many people wanna have, or enjoy having, a conversation with someone, for more that 5 minutes, about why your butt is so big and how it got like that? *crickets*
10. You are always gonna be the chick with the big ass.
I find this con to be particulary depressing. Its like no matter what you do, where you go, or whats going on in your life, you are always gonna be known as the chick with the big butt. I don’t know about you but way more than just a walking ass.
11. Society still considers you to be overweight.
No matter how sexy you may think your curves are, depending on the circumstances, you are still considered to be overweight. For most women, this can really mess with their self-esteem and drive them to crazy dieting and fitness routines, which usually makes their health even more worse then where they started.

So ladies what do you think? Do you embrace your blessing or do you regret it?

I lyk curvy ladies,i mst confess. . .who knw lyk btr tin. . ?nobody. i fink this 3 ladies has got the best curves her on NL. .
Give it 2 them. (applause)
1.rokiatu
2.missadeife
3.jambsupport. .
I stnd 2 be corrected tho. All of them ROCK!
#teamcurvygalz

MoNickk:
its flesh na. The softer the better sef.

It's fat not flesh. Anatomically called adipose tissue.

pbs4real:
dt shape is killing bliv me. .

I try
tnks

MissAdeife:
Very embarrassing at times ..Some will say they even want to feel it

Now I know why they wanna feel it

dbestuncle:
indecent dressing isnt about covering alone. just yesterday, i saw a lady wearin a red ijab without any cloth or bra under it except her wrapper, i guess she is local n uneducated but the way u gals let ur bum show in tight fited leggings without any pant lines which means that u probably even dnt wear 1 is a show of shame. people go braless at will also this days which i consider lewd n bad

Looool...u have x-ray vision?! That u could see she had no bra?



Its simple,just don't look at the bum!

And lol at no panty lines,we wear g-string panties SOMETIMES

tonychristopher:
with all these yarns..you cant be like her

Mehn! That girl is a thick girl. I'm not that big

ahsekeena:



Girl...flaunt it.




U look hot

Se the same person talking about men who look at her butt. When will u girls realise that a bigger butt doesnt even guarantee better sex. How does it make the vagyna tight?

You girls are disturbing the husbands of the older women with your crazy dressing. The next generation of kids will do that to your future husbands too. Then it will hurt so bad. Do u know how heartbreak hurt?

Jambsupport:
I try tnks

xo why did u chose dt moniker? "jambsupport"