My last write up really got me a lot of hate speech
from the ladies. Some called me a misogynist.
Today, I decide to side with the ladies , to tell the
dudes annoying things they unknowingly do that
irritates girls, even though they wouldn't say
because she fear you might misunderstand her.
Knowing what women find annoying about men is
invaluable not only because they are habits that you
may not realize you do but also because it gives you
an opportunity to break those habits and improve
your relationship with the Fairer sex. Here are 15 annoying things guys often do that women hates but wouldn't say:

1. Scratching your ball. yeah, most guys often do
this. Scratching their ball like their life depends on it. Girls hate the sight of that. That's when you here a girl ask question like "is that place scratching you?" What she actually mean is "you must be sick to do that" .They would rather prefer to scratch it for you rather then to see you do the scratching yourself (disgusting). Some guys think it's sexy, know it now that girls hate it. If you don't believe this, then try this, ask your girlfriend "baby do you like it when I scratch my ball?" And watch her facial reaction (disgusting).

2. Leaving the hand inside the pants (mostly done
after the ball scratching). oh! guys often do this. You
scratch your balls finish (that's not enough for you),
you still unconsciously leave your hand in there like
a 3yrs old boy . Girls hate that. That's when you hear her say things like " you like putting your hand
there", what she actually mean is "please stop it , I
hate it, if you want to play with yourself tell me let
me give you some privacy".

3. Putting your arm around your girl while walking
together: Guys are so possessive when it's comes to
woman. You see a guy put his arm around his girl to
indirectly tell other guys to "keep off" "she is my
babe". But, you know what , she hate it. You want to
know why? Because it weights her down and give
her hunchback, make her sweat profusely- it spoils
her makeup. Guys have stronger bones, while
women have tender bones; so why on earth did you
place a heavy load on your girl and expect her to
carry it around happily. Yeah, she might be smiling
in pain, but in her mind she is like " WTF! this dude
is killing me here". She will rather prefer to put her
arm around you instead.

4. Always wants her to go out with you to hangout
with your friends, but never agrees to go out with
her to hangout with her own friends. Most guys are
guilty of this, and girls hate it. Girls like showing off
their guy to their friends (especially when he is
handsome and rich), so she wants you to follow her
out once in a while to go hangout with her friends.
But, guys don't like that, and girls hate that they
don't. To guys it's boring hanging out with bunch of
girls who are casual friends, it's a waste of time and
money. Girls hate that she goes out with you every
time to hangout with your friends, but whenever she suggest hanging out with her friends you react like she just asked you to eat poo .

5. Putting your stuffs in her handbag when about to
go out with her. Guys do this all the time and girls
hate it, this is because most of this things are heavy
(camera, handy games, can beers e.t.c ) and it
weight her down, and the most annoying part of it
all is that they (guys) ends up not using the stuff.
Girls hate it like hell.

6. Giving observations instead of complimenting
her. Girls like their guy complimenting them without
them asking for it, but guys hardly do that and girls
hates that they don't . Guys usually give
observations rather than compliment. Example :
Guy: " wow! You changed your hair." Girl: "yes, do
you like it?" Guy: "yes I do ". Girls hates it , girls want the first thing you say as you see them to be "wow! I like your new hair".Unfortunately , guys hardly do that, girls hates that they don't.

7. Thrusting your joystick while she is blowing you.
Many guys do this, Know it now that girls hate that.
If you want to thrust, thrust the right hole , not her
mouth. She hates it. You don't need to be a girl to
know that someone thrusting some rod-like thing
into your mouth will make you feel like being choked to death. Trust me, she hates it . Stop it.

8. When you shave with blunt razor, it hurts her
face, and she hates it. Most guys shave with blunt
razor , it's not good , it leaves some tiny short sharp
beards which pokes her face anytime she tries to
kiss you or perk you. That's when you see her ask
blind question like "did you shave?" , but in her
mind she actually mean to say " you are hurting my
face, I don't want to kiss or perk you again until you
shave properly".

10. You don't know how to be quiet early in the
morning if she is still sleeping. Girls are careful by
nature unlike guys. A girl will wake up before a guy
in the morning, do her things (brush her teeth,
prepare breakfast) silently without waking up the
guy. But, when a guy wakes up before a girl, he
makes a lot of noise ( put on the television, play
music , whistling with his mouth like a morning bird) without minding that she is still sleeping. Guys often do that, and girls hate it.

11. Acting too nice when with her (Mr. Nice guy).
Girls fall for mr. Nice guys only in Nollywood
movies, in reality, girls hates them. You open the car door for her, say "thank you" to her for allowing you buy her a drink, say "yes" to all her request, bundle her with love text everyday, going to her facebook wall to thank her for accepting your friend request e.t.c , you are a mr. Nice guy, and girls hate you for that. In her eyes, your niceness signifies weak and boring. She wants excitement. She wants
mystery, surprise, drama, adventure. Nice guys
often ends up on the friend zone.

12. You make her do boring shits like play video
games or watch foreign (Hollywood) action movies
with you. Yeah, she will accept and do it with you ,
but she hates it. It's bored the hell out of her. She
will rather prefer to watch Nigeria (Nollywood)
movies instead or sleep rather than play your boring video games with you.

13. Trying to have sex with her when you come back
home drunk dead. Guys often do that and girls hate
it.

14. Acting like you are being forced to be in the
same room with her while she is watching
"telemudo" or anything "girly". Most guys do that ,
and girls hate it. You put ears-phone your ears, keep walking up and down, starts making call or counting the ceiling. Girls hate it, they want you to watch the show with them, they want to ask them questions about the show, they want you to show some interest.

15. You often say rude, backhanded things to her,
and you think they are compliments. For example,
you will say to her : "You would have such a good
body if you worked out." Or " you will look more
beautiful if you have a light skin. Girls hate such ,
and in her mind she will be like "You would have
such a good personality if you didn't have a
mouth?".

Did I miss any ? Feel free to add it

Noted

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Story 4 the gods, btw how did u know sef.. U are not this intelligent na..

Hmm
Nice Piece***
I'm guilty of few though...$
Smelling FP

Girls matter taya person self even if their mama born them with map u no go fit still understand them.

Apart from 5 and 6, which is where I stopped reading. Every other point above sounds funny.

Noted!

Real true.. Especially that Mr nice guy... Girls hate that part of guys very much. ..

we bad guys always get the best of dem baes....




EricRichie

Damn.... Put your arm around me.

That shît cute.

I cant lie i do no1 alot. Lol. Na oversize cos am. Lol

MzNelly:
Damn.... Put your arm around me.

That shît cute.

I am guilty of some and i think all guys are guilty of that!mostly when relaxing,its an unconcious act! Thats number 1 and 2.

I wil try to stop it by putting a rat in there to bite my hand if i forget

iAmCharis:

Agape?

adonismuller:
I am guilty of some and i think all guys are guilty of that!mostly when relaxing,its an unconcious act! Thats number 1 and 2.

I wil try to stop it by putting a rat in there to bite my hand if i forget

Rat things? E go make sense