U toast babe. She no gree, say she get boyfriend. So u free am come lock up.

Afta 2 weeks,

Girl: "Bros why u day do like dis na? Sebi u don forget me abi? Sebi anoda girl don day scata ya dada abi?"

You: "But babe u tell me say u get bf na?".

Girl: "And so? Na him make u no fit call person, even if na just to say hi? U no day miss person ni?"

You: "Ah! Ah! Babe as u come friendzone me na, na him I kukuma respect ma self come park well na. Abi u no like am like dat?"

Girl: "Na wa oh!"

You: "Oya wot are u doing dis weekend? I was thinking we cd hang out."

Girl: "Am going to my bf's place dis weekend".

You: "Okay na!"(cuts the call instanta!).

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Why do some ladies like sending mixed signals? Abi is dis part of d "hard-to-get" syndrome?

Not all. The ones who do are confused

I friendzone a guy, he ain't coming out of there alive.

MizTyna:
I friendzone a guy, he ain't coming out of there alive.

ronald4lif:
Most of the time what you think are signals are not. Like the illustration you crafted above she could just be bored and need someone who will keep her entertained and may also want some weekend freebies. This kind of presumably mixed signals are mostly exhibited only when a woman is bored, they don't care about you that much. Be wary of them.

OP your dp though.

Sounds like it .....

Justfollowit:




Sounds like it .....

I still remain your humble tutee.

That ain't no signal bro

You were probably friends with the girl before you asked her out so it's normal for her question your change in attitude after the rejection.

Hehehe, dem dey always want mek we dey line wait em bcus dier own na gold plated... ah jst happy wit ma life cus ah know say ah no fit sleep ontop bike...

ronald4lif:
Most of the time what you think are signals are not. Like the illustration you crafted above she could just be bored and need someone who will keep her entertained and may also want some weekend freebies. This kind of presumably mixed signals are mostly exhibited only when a woman is wearied, they don't care about you that much. Be wary of them.

OP your dp though.

Lol wow his DP

Chiam55 would faint if she sees it

true talk op... It depends really... Girls r strange beings d moment u begin to gv dem attention buh d moment u lose interest dy'd regard u as proud n awful......

Their antenna don break

MizTyna:
Not all. The ones who do are confused

MizTyna:
Not all. The ones who do are confused

MizTyna:
Not all. The ones who do are confused

gbam lwkmd

Lala247:


Lol wow his DP

Chiam55 would faint if she sees it

*runs to look*

man at wrk

rudebouy:
U toast babe. She no gree, say she get boyfriend. So u free am come lock up.

Afta 2 weeks,

Girl: "Bros why u day do like dis na? Sebi u don forget me abi? Sebi anoda girl don day scata ya dada abi?"

You: "But babe u tell me say u get bf na?".

Girl: "And so? Na him make u no fit call person, even if na just to say hi? U no day miss person ni?"

You: "Ah! Ah! Babe as u come friendzone me na, na him I kukuma respect ma self come park well na. Abi u no like am like dat?"

Girl: "Na wa oh!"

You: "Oya wot are u doing dis weekend? I was thinking we cd hang out."

Girl: "Am going to my bf's place dis weekend".

You: "Okay na!"(cuts the call instanta!).

==========================

Why do some ladies like sending mixed signals? Abi is dis part of d "hard-to-get" syndrome?

Yhu should complete it by deleting d confused girl's number instanta.
##lurbbish

Chiam55:

*runs to look*
man at wrk

I bet that's you in that pic.

sinizia:


I bet that's you in that pic.

Chiam55:

This has confirmed my worst fears. Chiam, you are a bad girl.

op u too much. A girl has been disturbing me for weeks now jst cus I havnt called. Ds girl tell me say she get guy o, bt she no wan allow me rest. As if na she de buy credit for me. Mmmmttttcccchhhheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

You should have advice her not to call you again before dropping the call.

sinizia:


This has confirmed my worst fears. Chiam, you are a bad girl.

Erm nah

But it feels GOOD to be bad

Naa thAt kin bae I dey like.....I have a bf.... Ee dey sweet me heAr dye.... Real niggassx knows the code

MizTyna:
I friendzone a guy, he ain't coming out of there alive.

But he still gone hit it tho.. From the friendzone uh?

Chiam55:


*runs to look*

man at wrk

Hehehehe

Samyj247:
op u too much. A girl has been disturbing me for weeks now jst cus I havnt called. Ds girl tell me say she get guy o, bt she no wan allow me rest. As if na she de buy credit for me. Mmmmttttcccchhhheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

E be like say day just enjoy it when u waste ur airtime to call dem and talk for long so day tell u no and at d same time day dont want u to stop.

Na wa for dis ppl sha.

MizTyna:
I friendzone a guy, he ain't coming out of there alive.

FOR YOUR MIND

Venom104:

But he still gone hit it tho.. From the friendzone uh?

Friends don't get to do any hitting sir.

Samyj247:
op u too much. A girl has been disturbing me for weeks now jst cus I havnt called. Ds girl tell me say she get guy o, bt she no wan allow me rest. As if na she de buy credit for me. Mmmmttttcccchhhheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

maybe she is just forming hard to get bt then you should be happy she is stalking u. It implies she is interested . So the chioce is urz Grab it!! If u really want her though.

MizTyna:


Friends don't get to do any hitting sir.

What are friends for then?

2dice:
Naa thAt kin bae I dey like.....I have a bf.... Ee dey sweet me heAr dye.... Real niggassx knows the code

Side thing ba??
Ur head dey dere

sarmiie:


Side thing ba??
Ur head dey dere

oga...Na so the thing go...iyaff a bf.. Steal dey find my attention......if she can't stick to her bf... for God knws reaSonwhy...Na to jejely do the needdful....

rudebouy:


E be like say day just enjoy it when u waste ur airtime to call dem and talk for long so day tell u no and at d same time day dont want u to stop.

Na wa for dis ppl sha.

d tin tire me self