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25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 7:35pm On May 13, 2015
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These r 25 mind blowing facts about North Korea's supreme leader ,Kim Jong Un


(1) NORTH KOREA'S FIRST ALL-FEMALE POP GROUP WAS HANDPICKED BY THE SUPREME LEADER

The Moranbog band who made their world debut in 2012 were exclusively handpicked by Kim jong un. They r North Korea's first ever female band group.


(2) HE SECRETLY ATTENDED SCHOOL IN SWITZERLAND UNDER THE ALIAS "PAK UN"

The supreme leader attended school in Switzerland under d name "Pak In" where he excelled in both music n technical studies but didn't do well in maths and science


(3) HIS FATHER'S DEATH MUST BE MOURNED WHOLEHEARTEDLY...OR YOU WILL BE MORTARED

When it comes to d mourning of his dead father, d supreme leader can be quite sensitive ,so sensitive dat deputy defense minister ,Kim Chol,was locked up for "insufficiently grieving at Kim jong ll's funeral.If dat was harsh enough for u den d punishment for being drunk d mourning period is even harsher.An assistant chief of d military of People's armed forces was drunk during d mourning period n was punished to death by mortar with d supreme leader demanding dat "no traces of him down to d hair" should remain


(4) HE WAS CAUGHT WITH A PORN MAGAZINE AT SCHOOL


While attending school,d supreme leader's temptations got de better of him as he was caught n punished for hiding a porn magazine on school grounds


(5) HAD HIS UNCLE EXECUTED FOR DREAMING "DIFFERENT DREAMS"

His uncle ,Jang Song Thaek ,having been found guilty in 2012 for various crimes like adultery ,dining illegally in d backrooms of restaurants,spending foreign currency at a foreign casino whilst being treated in a foreign hospital, and "dreaming alternate dreams" to d rest of d north Korean population... grin

Kim Jong Un made sure dat his uncle was executed at d firing squad as penance to his crimes



(6) KIM JONG UN HAS AN ADDICTION... TO SWISS CHEESE

Aside from excelling at music while schooling in Switzerland,another hubby which he picked up was his love for Swiss cheese. The supreme leader reportedly import vast quantities of Swiss cheese in other to curb his cravings. Tens of thousands of pounds r spent by d North Korean government importing cheese while d rest of d population suffer from malnutrition



(7) KIM JONG UN WANTS TO TURN NORTH KOREA INTO "A COUNTRY OF MUSHROOMS"


The North Korean government recently released a 7,000-word article in its broadsheet newspaper highlighting it's vision for d nation n how each citizen is expected to behave. Interestingly Kim Jong Un wants to turn North Korea "into a mushroom country", make "d wives of officials dependable assistants to dia husbands" as well as "let d strong wind of fish farming blow across d country".He also wanted to transform North Korea to d "people's fairyland"
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 7:58pm On May 13, 2015
(8.) KIM JONG UN HAS THREE BIRTHDAYS


Officially Kim Jong Un is 32 years old ,born in January 8 ,1983 but dia r several debates as to whether dis was his real date of birth, some believe he was born in 1982 while others believe he was born in 1984



(9) KIM JONG UN IS (PROBABLY) THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST HEAD OF STATE



The supreme leader is probably d youngest head of state at d age of 32 according to evidence


(10) HE INSPIRED THE "AMBITION" HAIRSTYLE...AND IS PETRIFIED OF BARBERS


His hairstyle is so popular dat young adult males r regularly asking for it when de hit d barbers shop so dat de could look like dia supreme leader. Interestingly it is reported dat he cuts his own hair as he is afraid of barbers ,probably a horrific child experience
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 8:06pm On May 13, 2015
pls why is un quite about this guy? Where is the human rights activists? I think if it is africa, they could have flexed their muscules on us cos we are the weaker race. Now why are they quite on this guy? Is it cos of fear? United nations my toes. Human rights activists my nyash.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 8:16pm On May 13, 2015
(11) HE WAS VOTED SEXIEST MAN ALIVE IN 2012


He wasn't really voted d sexiest man alive in 2012 by any publication of sorts but satirical magazine The Onion did put his name at d top of dia list.Bizarrely d Chinese media published it as a fact n now d population of China thinks dat women flock around d supreme leader ,something dat is highly unlikely



(12) THE SUPREME LEADER'S HEALTH IS QUESTIONABLE AT BEST


In 2014 he was not spotted in public for 6 weeks as reports spread d news dat he was ill ,however he was photographed in public walking with a stick for support


(13) HE HAS A NIKE TRAINER OBSESSION


While at school he had a huge collection of Nike trainers n continues to import it even if both his father n grandfather were against importation of western goods



(14) BASKETBALL IS HIS FAVORITE SPORT


Basketball is his sports of choice n Michael Jordan is his favorite player.Such was his obsession dat his former school friend recalls seeing his spend hours pencil drawing pictures of Michael Jordan

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 8:35pm On May 13, 2015
(15) DENNIS RODMAN IS KIM JONG UN'S BEST FRIEND


The supreme leader's obsession of basketball n Michael Jordan extends to another basketballer ,Dennis Rodman who visited him between 2013 to 2014 on his island which Rodman described as "Hawaii or Ibiza but he is d only one dat lives dia". Rodman also claimed dat he is "a great dad to his daughter"



(16) JOHNNY WALKER WHISKEY IS THE SUPREME LEADER'S TIPPLE OF CHOICE


His chef revealed dat he imports thousands upon thousand pounds worth of whiskey every year



(17) HIS BIRTHDAY IS A NORTH KOREAN NATIONAL HOLIDAY

Even though d year which he was born is up for debate but d day ,January 8 is a national holiday in North Korea



(18) HE IS THE WORLD'S ONLY GENERAL WITHOUT MILITARY EXPERIENCE


Despite d fact dat North Korea has thousands of military personnel who has access to nuclear weaponry ,dia general has zero military experience. Despite dis he was made a four star "daejing" or general in English in 2010 b4 assuming control of d North Korean army in December 2011 n was appointed "Marshall of d army" in 2012
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 8:54pm On May 13, 2015
(19) THERE IS A 550M LONG MESSAGE PRAISING KIM JONG UN CARVED INTO A HILLSIDE


"Long live general ,the rising sun!" .This is d message dat is carved boldly into one of North Korea's hillside. The 15 character message at 550 metres long stretches further dan d length of 5 football pitches was inscribed in 2012 just under a year after he took over office from his father. There is also a sign for his father which read "long live Kim Jong il general ,d sun of d 21st century" on d banks of d Yalu river.Like father like son eh?




(20) KIM JONG UN IS TECHNICALLY SUBORDINATE TO HIS DEAD GRAND FATHER


Kim Jong Un is North Korea's supreme leader but his father ,Kim Jong il was announced as d country's "eternal general Secretary" following his death in 2011. Somewhat confusing though ,d founder of d Democratic people's republic of Korea, Kim il sung ,remains d nation's "eternal President" .Kim il sung did rule North Korea between 1948 to 1994 yet due to d bizarre n seemingly arbitrary nature of d country's constitution,Supreme leader ,Kim Jong Un is technically subordinate to his grandfather who has been dead 21 years ago.As of yet ,Kim Jong Un hasn't been overruled by Kim il sung though



(21) HIS HALF BROTHER HAD BEEN FAVORITE TO SUCCEED KIM JONG IL


The eldest half brother of Kim Jong Un was expect to succeed Kim Jong Il as supreme leader of north Korea but bizarre circumstances saw Kim Jong Nam fall out of favor.Kim Jong Nam was so obsessed with all things cartoon dat in 2001 he attempted to enter nearby Japan in other to visit Disneyland Tokyo! n dis act cost him dearly as Kim Jong Un was instead groomed for d post

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by bettercreature(m): 9:08pm On May 13, 2015
26) KIM JONG UN IS THE FATEST BABY IN THE WORLD
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 9:28pm On May 13, 2015
(22) KIM JONG UN UNDERWENT SUGERY IN ORDER TO LOOK LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER


Presumably due to d doubts surrounding his legitimacy as supreme leader ,he underwent plastic surgery in d early 2000s in order to look like his grandfather. Supposedly he was trying to mk his appearance more "fatherly like" so dat his subjects can be receptive of his control



(23) HIS 67 YEAR OLD AUNTY ADVISES HIM ON FOREIGN POLICY


Not only is North Korea run by someone who is still in his early 30s n has no military experience ,it seems also dat foreign policy is orchestrated by Kim Jong Un's aunty ,Kim Kyong Hui, who is 67 years old n is part of his trusted inner circle. The supreme leader leans on his aunt for advice so heavily dat he allows her to meet with Chinese diplomats on his behalf . Family business eh?
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by parrotibaba(m): 9:46pm On May 13, 2015
(24) IT'S THE YEAR 104 IN KIM JONG UN'S NORTH KOREA


North Korean dates does not abide by d Gregorian calendar ,instead d nation uses d JUCHE calendar.

Although d Gregorian days n months r used ,d JUCHE calendar ,introduced in 1997 ,begins each year on Kim Il Sung's birth date, April 15th ,it also counts time back to d year in which d eternal president was born. Therefore although it's currently 2015 A.D in d Gregorian calendar, it's in fact d year 104 in North Korea




(25) THERE WAS NO PUBLIC PHOTOGRAPHS OF KIM JONG UN AS AN ADULT BEFORE HE BECAME HEIR APPARENT



Kim Jong Un's existence was largely unknown until he was thrust on to d world scene as Kim Jong Il's heir. so secretive had his upbringing been,in fact dat no public photographs exists of him as an adult b4 being heir apparent. There is a grainy black n white picture of him as a teenager but no other photos existed until he was presented by his father to d world

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Tunami(m): 9:49pm On May 13, 2015
hmmm dis one pass adolf hitler ooo
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by salykely(m): 11:09pm On May 13, 2015
It is wa sha
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by philGeo(m): 11:53pm On May 13, 2015
This boy is about to go down, he need help.

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by olasmith10(m): 12:08am On May 14, 2015
And what has Jackie chan and Jet- Li done to dis development?, abi na only movie dem sabi show power?

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Nobody: 6:35am On May 14, 2015
I know the supremacists are watching him keenly and allowing him to feel his fake superpower ........ Saddam Housein, Gadaffi and Bin Laden thought they had it until they fell within their own eyes before the whole world and mankind.......

Abacha even thought he had it...... until His last breath.

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by BrosKay: 6:48am On May 14, 2015
So sad. And to think that North Koreans have been brainwashed to accepting their maximum rulers as being normal - for ages! these guys need liberation fast.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Nobody: 6:55am On May 14, 2015
Look at his his double chin.. fat fucck! Feel like slapping his fat ugly face!!
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Licensed2Kill(m): 6:57am On May 14, 2015
North korea should have their own planet. . .they are defo not of ds world
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by FitnessNigeria: 7:02am On May 14, 2015
seankafor:
pls why is un quite about this guy? Where is the human rights activists? I think if it is africa, they could have flexed their muscules on us cos we are the weaker race. Now why are they quite on this guy? Is it cos of fear? United nations my toes. Human rights activists my nyash.

Dem get nuclear weapon and are ready to use it anytime without thinking twice.

In this age, a nuclear weapon serves as a deterrent to the greedy west.

Check out Russia and Israel that is hated, the only reason they have not been invaded by their haters is because of their nuclear weapon capabilities, for example, Russia has a dead hand 2nd strike capability, if you strike and destroy the whole of Russia their dead hand will retaliate.

Israel also posses the Samson option which also have the 2nd strike capability, it's also rumored that they have stockpiles of nuclear weapons in their embassies in most powerful countries with the intention of attacking those countries if they are destroyed..

So all these things are deterrents
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Nobody: 7:07am On May 14, 2015
see im poff poff cheeks like Barcanista's.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 7:08am On May 14, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Dem get nuclear weapon and are ready to use it anytime without thinking twice.

In this age, a nuclear weapon serves as a deterrent to the greedy west
so nukes cant be shut down on air or otherwise with their anti missiles and drones?? Why then do countries like u s ,british and russians dem claim world power, abi world power na for mouth?
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by menshealth1234: 7:14am On May 14, 2015
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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by FitnessNigeria: 7:17am On May 14, 2015
seankafor:
so nukes cant be shut down on air or otherwise with their anti missiles and drones?? Why then do countries like u s ,british and russians dem claim world power, abi world power na for mouth?

Forget story bro, Have they tested shooting down a nuclear weapon from the air before?

Whats the percentage of success for these untested technologies.

All this shoot down stories are just fallacies until they are faced with real life situations and their capabilities tested.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 7:20am On May 14, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Forget story bro, Have they tested shooting down a nuclear weapon from the air before?

Whats the percentage of success for these untested technologies.

All this shoot down stories are just fallacies until they are faced with real life situations and their capabilities tested.
so with this ur analysis, the u n is toothless with regards to northkorea, and no country can stop them?
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by FitnessNigeria: 7:31am On May 14, 2015
seankafor:
so with this ur analysis, the u n is toothless with regards to northkorea, and no country can stop them?

Ain't saying that, no country can survive been attacked by over 100 countries. before you undertake such actions as attacking a nuclear country with an insane leader like north korea, you must be ready to risk a nuclear retaliation because when that fat niger got nothing else to lose, i don't see anything stopping him from going nuclear.

person wey execute their commander because he felled asleep no be your fellow human being. Na psychopath be that and attacking north korea is putting south korea at risk of been nuked by the fat boy, can the world risk that? moreover I don't see anything they have done to warrant been invaded by UN.

And the UN invasion aint gonna happen as long as china sits at the table with their veto power. It's just like Russia always saving Syria and Assad at the UN

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 7:36am On May 14, 2015
FitnessNigeria:


Ain't saying that, no country can survive been attacked by over 100 countries. before you undertake such actions as attacking a nuclear country with an insane leader like north korea, you must be ready to risk a nuclear retaliation because when that fat niger got nothing else to lose, i don't see anything stopping him from going nuclear.

person wey execute their commander because he felled asleep no be your fellow human being. Na psychopath be that and attacking north korea is putting south korea at risk of been nuked by the fat boy, can the world risk that? moreover I don't see anything they have done to warrant been invaded by UN.

And the UN invasion aint gonna happen as long as china sits at the table with their veto power. It's just like Russia always saving Syria and Assad at the UN
lol. Good analysis thoor

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Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Nobody: 8:05am On May 14, 2015
This one na pure psychopath
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by Nobody: 8:07am On May 14, 2015
AbuuUsaamah:
see im poff poff cheeks like Barcanista's.
Bros abeg no de compare me with that psycho
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by major466(m): 9:04am On May 14, 2015
seankafor:
pls why is un quite about this guy? Where is the human rights activists? I think if it is africa, they could have flexed their muscules on us cos we are the weaker race. Now why are they quite on this guy? Is it cos of fear? United nations my toes. Human rights activists my nyash.
The black race is not weak.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 9:09am On May 14, 2015
major466:

The black race is not weak.
then tell me why the UN were quick to intervene in libya and ivory coast but is hesitating to act on north korea?
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by major466(m): 9:46am On May 14, 2015
seankafor:
then tell me why the UN were quick to intervene in libya and ivory coast but is hesitating to act on north korea?
Real international politics are not shown on Tv. It is played behind the scene. The question is not about why the west haven't attack North Korea like they did in Libya and Ivory Coast. Its about what America, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy and others have planned out for North Korea. They execute their programs meticulously when the time is ripe for it to be executed.
Remember, the west had the option of getting Saddam Huseini out of government when he attacked Kuwait in the early 90s. But they didn't. Not because they were afraid of him. They left him in power because it was not time for him to be removed yet.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 9:55am On May 14, 2015
major466:

Real international politics are not shown on Tv. It is played behind the scene. The question is not about why the west haven't attack North Korea like they did in Libya and Ivory Coast. Its about what America, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy and others have planned out for North Korea. They execute their programs meticulously when the time is ripe for it to be executed.
Remember, the west had the option of getting Saddam Huseini out of government when he attacked Kuwait in the early 90s. But they didn't. Not because they were afraid of him. They left him in power because it was not time for him to be removed yet.
Re: 25 Mind Blowing Facts About Kim Jong Un by seankafor(m): 9:56am On May 14, 2015
major466:

Real international politics are not shown on Tv. It is played behind the scene. The question is not about why the west haven't attack North Korea like they did in Libya and Ivory Coast. Its about what America, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy and others have planned out for North Korea. They execute their programs meticulously when the time is ripe for it to be executed.
Remember, the west had the option of getting Saddam Huseini out of government when he attacked Kuwait in the early 90s. But they didn't. Not because they were afraid of him. They left him in power because it was not time for him to be removed yet.
ok, when is the actual time? It is either now or is it when it is too late? I even learnt they have a nuke.

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