You have probably tried learning different languages at different times but those are nothing compared to a woman’s language.

Women can be complex at times. They say one thing while they actually mean something else.

There’s no point kidding yourself that you will one day understand a woman’s complexity.

The thing is women and men are very different and both genders are guilty of misinterpreting each other’s words and actions. This is because we speak two separate languages. Men are straight forward, they say what they mean. A woman on the other hand likes to beat around the bush and she expects you to read her mind.

For the men out there who can’t understand anything their women are saying to them, we explain to you what they really mean, though not all the time.

1 Fine: A lot of women use this word to end an argument when they don’t want to talk about it anymore. When a woman says, she could really be saying just shut up. Also, sometimes when a woman says I’m fine, she often is far from ok. What she really means is I’m not ok but I don’t want to talk about it. She could alos mean, “I’m still too upset to talk about the issue.

2. Whatever: This is like ‘fine’ except that it is significantly worse. Most times, this spells trouble.

3. I don’t want to talk right now: Sometimes, when a woman says that, she really doesn’t mean it. It is sometimes a passive way of getting a guy to pay attention as a sort of test. In other words, she’s checking to see if he cares. A little prodding and the lady who says “I don’t want to talk right now, will be talking non stop.

4. You don’t care: She knows that you love her and you care so don’t get upset when she says that cause she means something else. What she actually means is that you have not shown how much you care in while and she needs to be reassured. Next time she says that, don’t get angry just shower her with enough tender loving care.

5. It’s really nothing: It is definitely something and she expects you to know what that something is. If you are not a mind reader and you don’t understand your woman, you’ll never guess what it really is.

6. It’s Okay: This is one of those dangerous statements that women make. When she says it’s okay, she could really be mean, I’m taking my time to plot how to pay you back for whatever it is you have done. Most of the time, it is accompanied with ‘Fine’.

7. Yes Sir or Yes boss: Careful there, it’s not a sign of respect, she’s only being sarcastic. You may have said something to her and she goes like ‘Yes Sir’. It doesn’t mean she’ll do as you say, she just wants to kill that topic of discussion.

8. It’s up to you: You better be careful when she says that. It could be a test and your decision will be scrutinized and judged, especially when she gives you an idea and you are not buying it or you want to do something she’s not okay with. To make your decision, you need to weigh up the consequences of doing what you want.

9. I’m sorry: No they’re not. Sometimes, women would say I’m sorry just to get their way or get pout of a bad situation. Though, it is genuine sometimes.

10. Go ahead: Do not think she is fine with your decision or she’s giving you permission. Most of the time, she is daring you. Don’t do it because she’ll pay back and it won’t be funny.

11. I hate you: She doesn’t really hate you, it’s just anger speaking.

This is not to say that’s what a woman means every time she uses these words. She could really mean what she is saying sometimes. There are some women who are as straight forward as men and they mean what they say.


http://www.naij.com/439787-11-things-women-say-that-men-misunderstand.html

huh! "I am sorry" sorry my foot she will still do the same thing she was sorry for sooner or later. Its just like a Sinner asking God for forgiveness but will still do what he/she promised not to do anymore.

I dislike my Lady for one thing she will never be specific. (dear should I call you tonight if i am less busy? her response "if you wish" )

They even get language. I wonder if Albert Einstein, though a genius, knows his way around women.

Whooooaaa..u caught me there....definitely these are my lines

So why are women like that? What do they hope to gain by going in the opposite direction??

Na follow come habit be that

Borrussia:
They even get language. I wonder if Albert Einstein, though a genius, knows his way around women.

Abi o.

KashyBaby:
Whooooaaa..u caught me there....definitely these are my lines

But, wait! Why do u ladies like punishing us unnecessarily ?

Toast: una go from hard to get.
Talk: Una go form deaf and dumb.
Go straight... lae lae! Na zigzag una go go.

loomer:
Na follow come habit be that

U mean they still have "spare parts " habbits?

lordmassac:


U mean they still have "spare parts " habbits?

I beg no kill me with laugh....

I no talk anything o, make dem no come attack me

lordmassac:


But, wait! Why do u ladies like punishing us unnecessarily ?

Toast: una go from hard rock get.
Talk: Un go for deaf and dumb.
Go straight... lae lae! Na zigzag una go go.

Mmmm...i dunno wat ur talking abt...im still having hard time to understand pidgin...

I concur that is 90% accurate.

KashyBaby:


Mmmm...i dunno wat ur talking abt...im still having hard time to understand pidgin...

He is saying when being toasted by a man, you play hard to get. When in a conversation with a man, you act like you are deaf and dumb, and when it is comes to being straightforward, you go zig zag.

I'd rather learn Arabic.

So true

Na them sabi

KashyBaby:
Whooooaaa..u caught me there....definitely these are my lines

And you seem proud as though you have won a medal? Well, only girls who lack brains and not so smart act that way.

agarawu23:
huh! "I am sorry" sorry my foot she will still do the same thing she was sorry for sooner or later. Its just like a Sinner asking God for forgiveness but will still do what he/she promised not to do anymore.

I dislike my Lady for one thing she will never be specific. (dear should I call you tonight if i am less busy? her response "if you wish" )

excuse me, my bf also says sorry and repeat the same thing sooner or later, now, is he a girl

KashyBaby:


Mmmm...i dunno wat ur talking abt...im still having hard time to understand pidgin...

MrsChima:
I concur that is 90% accurate.

madam, I didn't know you still exist in d world of nairaland

AfricanApple:
excuse me, my bf also says sorry and repeat the same thing sooner or later, now, is he a girl

africanmango the thread is talking about women not men.

thanks

2sex:
And you seem proud as though you have won a medal? Well, only girls who lack brains and not so smart act that way.

Yeaaaahh watever!!! Ur tots doesnt matter tho...not at all.

loomer:


I beg no kill me with laugh....

I no talk anything o, make dem no come attack me

No fear

MrsChima:


He is saying when being toasted by a man, you play hard to get. When in a conversation with a man, you act like you are deaf and dumb, and when it is comes to being straightforward, you go zig zag.

Thank you.

KashyBaby:


Yeaaaahh watever!!! Ur tots doesnt matter tho...not at all.

why quote me if it didn't matter. Keep deceiving yourself.

2sex:
why quote me if it didn't matter. Keep deceiving yourself.

Sit down ur ass....ur juz derailing the thread...and STOP quoting me back coz ur quote is irrelevant Juz like u...

agarawu23:
africanmango the thread is talking about women not men.

thanks

what I was saying in essence is that why was op and you blaming only women. remove the log of wood in your eyes before...........