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Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by udyheart01(m): 1:44pm On May 18, 2015 |
Nigerian men don't need honest women. Don't be testing yourself. Hi, If you’re a virgin, oya leave here. This is not for you. Everything we’re saying here would be like Greek to your ears so go and continue fingering your rosary or whatever it is you virginal people do. Let’s get straight to the point. What’s your body count?woman in bed2 You know what a body count is right? It’s the number of sexual partners you’ve ever had. You know that magical number of nookies you always reduce because if you say the actual number, your mother might have a heart attack. That number you drastically cut down because ‘time don dey go and you gats to marry quick’. If you’re a woman, think of all the people you’ve ever been with right from the very day your cherry was popped, that’s your body count. In this instance, almost doesn’t count. “We kissed and almost did it but we didnt” is not part of your body count. Now, that you know what a body count is, get to it. Start counting. Are you still counting? What? Wait first. You mean your fingers aren’t enough. Oya, use your t oes. You need another sheet of A4 paper? Wow! Don’t worry I won’t tell your mummy but you’ve been a very busy child sha. Well done. You hear. I don’t think there has ever been a Nigerian woman that has been honest about her body count. Ok, maybe there has but many lie, adjust and fudge the number. And do you blame them? When there are so many self appointed judges ready to throw them into hell for having the temerity to sleep with more than one man, do you blame them for lying? I’ve always wondered why it’s easy for a man to get away with an astronomical number of shags but a woman can’t. Anything over 20, and you’re labelled a scarlet woman for life. Did your eyes pop open at 20? What about 30? Too high a number? Bleh…what does it matter? As long as the present lay isn’t the right one, what are you doing to do? You’re going to keep racking up the numbers till you get it right, right? A guy is quick to call a lady a slut once he knows she’s been with one, two or three other people and because the only insult more offensive than being called a murderer to a woman is to be called a slut. Hence, the reason for the adjusted numbers. Everyone and their mother knows a normal girl has a body count of 10 or less. Everyone and their uncle knows a good girl has a body count of 5 or less. Everyone and their priest knows a wife material has a body count of 2 or less. So, always have these calculations at the back of your mind when you’re gisting your current boyfriend about your different exes named Henry, Ladi, Shola, Emeka, Peter, Korede etc. My friend Anne told her boyfriend her body count was 25. The next thing we knew the dude was telling her he wasn’t comfortable being with a woman that had had so many sexual partners. Rubbish. She said 25 not 250. 2 dozen and 1.What’s plenty in that? Meanwhile this was a guy that had slept with almost every living thing that had crossed his path and some non living things too. If I were to hazard a guess, I’d peg his body count at 950. And I’m trying to be conservative about the man-LovePeddler. Anyway, learn from Anne. If you like let your mouth be running like tap water, it’s like you don’t want to marry. If you don’t borrow brain and you do like Anne did ehn, you would have sentenced yourself to a lifetime of being an everlasting bridesmaid and catching wedding bouquets. Better lie and adjust sharply if you are ever asked your body count. These Nigerian men don’t need honest women. Don’t be testing yourself. Shave those numbers off. If you can’t be a virgin, at least let your body count be in single digits. I haven’t determined if MouthAction without actual coitus can be factored into your body count, I’d find out and let you guys know. Just remember that while you’re racking up that body count and getting those numbers up, the way you wouldn’t bury a body without a shovel is the same way you shouldn’t bury ’em bodies without a condom. I’ve said my own. Nobody sent you message o. “But I don’t want to lie to my baby. We’ve said we’ll always be truthful to each other” Is that so? Ok. Go ahead and tell him you’ve shagged 54 men then and see how long you’ll be ‘babying’ each other. Don’t say you weren’t warned o. But let’s be serious for a minute, your body count doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter. Quality will always trump quantity. This ain’t China, pls. Don’t let any man make you feel terrible, his body count is probably higher than yours. He’s just a better liar and his double standards stink. What matters is the NOW. The present. If it’s right, it’s right. What matters is the person that is the last number. That’s the right one. I think. I don’t know. I’m still calculating mine. Eureka! I’ve finished counting. My body count is 4. Obviously I’m not a wife material but at least I’m still a good girl. You don’t believe me? Why not? Is it your body count? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Culled from http://www.sabinews.com/…/sista-how-many-men-have-you-slep…/ 3 Likes |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 18, 2015 |
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Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 1:56pm On May 18, 2015 |
The thing no get meter now, so need to count. Time will tell what happened in there. 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by udyheart01(m): 1:59pm On May 18, 2015 |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by shugga(f): 2:01pm On May 18, 2015 |
Started when I was less than 10yrs as far back as primary school days from all those children play in my neighbourhood, now have lost count but the last guy I had it with few months ago can't stop singing praises of how tight I am ![]() My ex used to say each time we fvck is like he just finished disvirgining me so I'm assuming am naturally tight or what do you guys think ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by mrpackager(m): 2:03pm On May 18, 2015 |
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Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by chijoy7(f): 2:03pm On May 18, 2015 |
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Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Young03(m): 2:03pm On May 18, 2015 |
[quote author=shugga post=33856267]Started when I was less than 10yrs as far back as primary school days from all those children play in my neighbourhood, now have lost count but the last guy I had it with few months ago can't stop singing praises of how tight I am ![]() My ex used to say each time we fvck is like he just finished disvirgining me so I'm assuming am naturally tight or what do you guys think ![]() [/quote Can't tell till I fvck u, if u can give me to taste] |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Ayo199(m): 2:10pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga:wow!ur future husband wud b proud to hear dis. |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by prestige2013: 2:10pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga: Hope you re not been Flattered? Or is it Alum power--- Its got to expire one day- Hard Ponmo is d outcome. |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Dotwillis1(m): 2:28pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga:what do we think? Like v been f-ckin yhu lately?? ![]() |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by shugga(f): 2:31pm On May 18, 2015 |
prestige2013: Far from it, I don't use a thing on it. Remember I'm not here to please anybody saying it as it is Afterall nobody knows me here from adam! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by timilehing(m): 4:02pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga:Na d reason wey it moniker be "shugga" |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by emperorchedda(m): 4:11pm On May 18, 2015 |
I don't think any sane man will ask such questions except he's prepared to open the flood of lies into the relationship. 90% of girls have had more than 10 sexual partners but you don't see anyone giving you a number above 3. Just let them be 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Emodeee: 4:17pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga pictures will speak volume 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by emperorchedda(m): 4:22pm On May 18, 2015 |
Ayo199:What has husband got to do with this?? Her exes didn't take her pvssy out of her so her husband still has what to fvck. Guys like you are the reason girls lie so much 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Ayo199(m): 4:40pm On May 18, 2015 |
emperorchedda:hell! Do u pray to marry a gal lyk dat |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 4:56pm On May 18, 2015 |
True true i have slept with abt 400men and stil counting. Am nt even tight self. Lol. Hahahahahahaha. |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by emperorchedda(m): 5:05pm On May 18, 2015 |
Ayo199:I dont have a problem with a girl like that. I rather choose her over a pretentious one 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 5:40pm On May 18, 2015 |
Jollyjoy:i like dis aunty oo. She xoxo fr real. She must be very dip anof 2 take my whole arm 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Mzdivacious(f): 5:44pm On May 18, 2015 |
Ayo199:no1.q gal like what pls?? no2.are u a virgin ![]() answer pls |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Qmab: 7:19pm On May 18, 2015 |
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Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 7:24pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga: ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 7:24pm On May 18, 2015 |
prestige2013:oh lawd! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 7:26pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga:you think so? dont be tempted to upload ur pics one day ok. |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by fabiomatic(m): 7:39pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga:you're tight cos u don't have it often 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by Nobody: 7:48pm On May 18, 2015 |
Luedave:lol infact ur head self fit enter. Lmao |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by shugga(f): 9:14pm On May 18, 2015 |
fabiomatic: You're not far from the truth! |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by prestige2013: 9:41pm On May 18, 2015 |
prettythicksme: Are you Surprised? Or do you need One to One mentoring on it? |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by sinizia: 10:50pm On May 18, 2015 |
shugga: Tales by moonlight. Story for Amadioha. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by julietchic(f): 11:35pm On May 18, 2015 |
mine is one (1) and am okay with it. |
Re: Sister, How Many Men Have You Slept With? by tottinova: 11:57pm On May 18, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: you look strong enough to handle 5hundred. so keep counting, you never reach your destination. |
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