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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:50am On May 20, 2015
kinglekan:


See u!! grin

E be like say this Charity na your title ooo. You too like am oo. cheesy

AgapeCharity, now na IAmCharity, very soon e go be CharityBeginsAtHome.

Ronald4lif your guy matter don tire me ooo. How you dey cope?
grin The man dey change name like where Deejavuu dey change pant .

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 12:52am On May 20, 2015
kinglekan:


See u!! grin

E be like say this Charity na your title ooo. You too like am oo. cheesy

AgapeCharity, now na IAmCharity, very soon e go be CharityBeginsAtHome.

Ronald...4lif your guy matter don tire me ooo. How you dey cope?

Boss mi. Truth is, I have been weeping on iamcharis behalf since I saw that charity yab. It's a pity that everyone on NL are now aware that Charis is indeed a charitable mover of women ministry. To add salt to injury he was even laughing at his mumurity. Something must be done to save that brother from his philandering lifestyle, and quick too. grin cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:56am On May 20, 2015
April07:


Eh hehn? Ok..

So why you come dey accuse her, dey abuse her untop?
You know sey e no make sense.
No matter what.

This ya big big grammar nor suppose dey insult people.. instead na for politics you for carry am dey finish pipu..
Leave matter

Ku yom iko Aba.. amokop? wink

Ayen iban, ami nki yom ki iko. Awuwan ado ake yem adi dom idem ya me. As attaha aman isong eyen Ibibio nke bo yak ami nko nwad idem ami. I WILL BUT SHE HAD IT COMINGsmiley.

By the way, I am very active in politics and in the Politics section.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stephenqueen: 12:56am On May 20, 2015
Ronald4lif wey ma wife?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 1:02am On May 20, 2015
stephenqueen:
Ronald...4lif wey ma wife?

She's in the shower room. Freshing up for more exciting romp. tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:03am On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
I noticed you are very good , Oya clap for ya self. grin

I don't need to, you are doing that alreadysmiley.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:04am On May 20, 2015
I cringe for you like seriously... I hope you're new found E-Title puts food on your table.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 1:07am On May 20, 2015
The fight is still on? Please continue, i can't sleep. I need some waves of entertainment. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:17am On May 20, 2015
Chiam55:
I cringe for you like seriously... I hope you're new found E-Title puts food on your table.

So predictable! Typical female blackmail.
It's the same with you all - sisters, cousins, girlfriends, aunts... You all draw first blood and insult but when we retaliate you all play the 'victims'. You should have backed off wheo I warned but no, typical woman, you want to 'test' a man.

We seen it all. That line is clichéd and stale- it isn't working.
Try something new- be innovative...and wipe your tears while at itsmiley.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:19am On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin The man dey change name like where Deejavuu dey change pant .

Hahahahah!!

Osanobuaaa!!! cheesy

Chaii, IAmCharis you see your life? If I be Deejavuu I for don leave u since tey tey.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:20am On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

I don't need to, you are doing that alreadysmiley.
In ya phantom world.

Bia, focus on those kids you've been bamboozling and not me to massage your ego ,I've seen a lot and enough to be running around with twerps like your type.

I want to engage you based on the comment you made on that thread about high libido .
I concur with you that a healthy lifestyle like eating the right meal at the right time,exercise, abstinence from alcohol and tobacco can greatly increase one's libido but I find it a bit difficult to believe the one hour sex time was the same way for every sex you've had and still having and how often do you have sex?
What you said was achievable but getting to know other factors will go a great length to determine how this can be achieved flawlessly.After all , who wouldn't want to dig these hos till they beg you to stop while clutching to their panties anytime they come around. grin

Naturally, your sexual libido at age 19 would always be higher compared to age 35.

With all these factors in place it would be natural for some people to reject your claims, which could be 100% truth.
I know a colleague that goes to bed with more than three women in a single day and the circle continues .

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:21am On May 20, 2015
Chiam is too emotional and weak to even engage in a duel.

This is outright bully beating .. K.O

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:27am On May 20, 2015
kinglekan:


Hahahahah!!

Osanobuaaa!!! cheesy

Chaii, IAmCharis you see your life? If I be Deejavuu I for don leave u since tey tey.

grin grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:27am On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
In ya phantom world.

I want to engage you based on the comment you made on that thread about high libido .
I concur with you that a healthy lifestyle like eating the right meal at the right time,exercise, abstinence from alcohol and tobacco can greatly increase one's libido but I find it a bit difficult to believe the one hour sex time was the same way for every sex you've had and still having and how often do you have sex?
What you said was achievable but getting to know other factors will go a great length to determine how this can be achieved flawlessly.After all , who wouldn't want to dig these hos till they beg you to stop while clutching to their panties anytime they come around. grin

Naturally, your sexual libido would always be higher compared to age 35.

With all these factors in place it would be natural for some people to reject your claims, which could be 100% truth.
I know a colleague that goes to bed with more than three women in a single day and the circle continues .

Like I told people on that thread, why not ask me to swear, with my life even, that I last in bed beyond an hour NATURALLY? I could swear by anything you wantsmiley.

For the record; I am also a teetotaller. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL MY LIFE BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE WHO AREN'Tsmiley.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:30am On May 20, 2015
ronald4lif:


Boss mi. Truth is, I have been weeping on iamcharis behalf since I saw that charity yab. It's a pity that everyone on NL is now aware that Charis is indeed a charitable mover of women ministry . To add salt to injury he was even laughing at his mumurity. Something must be done to save that brother from his philandering lifestyle, and quick too. grin cheesy

ROTFL @ Emboldened

That was how he pursued the delectable sassychic away from NL. Something has got to be done about his case.

I suggest he performs the normal ritual rites to appease the gods of common sense. I remember vividly when Ipledge was lacking substantial grey matter, the ritual proved helpful.

Although the gods can be very stingy in dishing out common sense. It beats my imagination that even when Ipledge performed all the necessary rites, all the gods could accord him was a mustard seed sized dose of common sense.

Well like they say, half bread is better than puff puff. I suppose IAmCharity would be able to make do with that.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:38am On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Like I told people on that thread, why not ask me to swear, with my life even, that I last in bed beyond an hour NATURALLY? I could swear by anything you wantsmiley.

For the record; I am also a teetotaller. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL MY LIFE BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE WHO AREN'Tsmiley.
Swearing , with your life isn't a scientific method to measure what've you claimed so far ,even as most people must have experienced same sexual prowess in their lives or still experiencing it.
You've not attempted any of my questions and not until a lot of factors can be factored into what claimed , you don't expect us to believe you because you said so with some grammars .

You think we are ancient men that run after witches and werewolves?

Honestly , I can relate with your point anyway, I remember telling some group of friends that if I'm staying with a woman at home that I can go three full strength round of sex and they all shouted me down in unison and anger . grin

So , you need to prove it else no one will believe you. After all, they don't have it , how do you expect them to understand ? it is just totally alien to them cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 1:39am On May 20, 2015
Just had a tiny wrap of kush!

time to sleep. cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:46am On May 20, 2015
kinglekan:


ROTFL @ Emboldened

That was how he pursued the delectable sassychic away from NL. Something has got to be done about his case.

I suggest he performs the normal ritual rites to appease the gods of common sense. I remember vividly when Ipledge was lacking substantial grey matter, the ritual proved helpful.

Although the gods can be very stingy in dishing out common sense. It beats my imagination that even when Ipledge performed all the necessary rites, all the gods could accord him was a mustard seed sized dose of common sense.

Well like they say, half bread is better than puff puff. I suppose IAmCharity would be able to make do with that.
God see yabing cry cry... Wel continue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:47am On May 20, 2015
missclasssy:
Thesonofmark. It's now obvious that you are a deranged fool. You are obviously mentally _retarded. For real, no kidding.
You think you can just go about this section talking ill about anybody you feel like.
What the hell is your fvcking problem?

Chiam55/dimples192(which she deactivated) is not an impersonator or any rubbish that you are calling her out to be.

She is Somalian and was born in Somalia but moved to the UK when she was young.
She has never stated that she is Ethopian, neither has she ever said that she is Nigerian.
The only time she said anything about her nationality is when she officially stated on wristwatch's interview thread that was Somalian.
She found Nairaland through google. She is not chiamaka or whatever.

Haven't you heard her voice note? Didn't you hear her accent you _idiot.
Why are you this foolish? Why are you so obsessed with frustrating ladies on this forum.
Are you sick?

Chiam55 is not even a Nigerian, but she chats with Nigerians like she is one of them.
Is this how you treat foreigners? Can't you use your depleted senses for once.


why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ...

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:52am On May 20, 2015
Truckpusher:
Swearing , with your life isn't a scientific method to measure what've you claimed so far ,even as most people must have experienced same sexual prowess in their lives or still experiencing it.
You've not attempted any of my questions and not until a lot of factors can be factored into what claimed , you don't expect us to believe you because you said so with some grammars .

You think we are ancient men that run after witches and werewolves?

Honestly , I can relate with your point anyway, I remember telling some group of friends that if I'm staying with a woman at home that I can go three full strength round of sex and they all shouted me down in unison and anger . grin

So , you need to prove it else no one will believe you. After all, they don't have it , how do you expect them to understand ? it is just totally alien to them cheesy



January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked.
Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural.



The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon.
One should also reduce the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWNsmiley.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:57am On May 20, 2015
Kradleber; dude you are 'crazy'cheesy. It reminds me of the 'raping' of Mrs Chima on the other threadcheesy.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:02am On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked.
Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural.



The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon.
One should also reduce the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWNsmiley.

All these things you've just mentioned are things that a natural fuccker should always know besides sometimes you just want that shiit out and not about satisfying anyone. cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:02am On May 20, 2015
shocked
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 2:03am On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked.
Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural.



The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon.
One should also reduced the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWNsmiley.



Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take grin Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had the first €jaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins but not before that.
Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by micktoxin(m): 2:05am On May 20, 2015
Lala247:


Yh lol would be good.. But depends who ur inviting tongue
Btw is that u on ur Dp?
Yup, It is.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:05am On May 20, 2015
kradleber:



why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.?
where's your pride and self-dignity?
Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!.

Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back.
If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part..

treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago?
ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash

we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such redneck hill billy ...
I need water to wash my eyes . cheesy

I can't fit to believe what ayam heareth here.


My bello.......... grin cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by micktoxin(m): 2:07am On May 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked.
Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural.



The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon.
One should also reduce the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWNsmiley.

Yo, just saw your messages to Chiam55. You were out of order mate. Too gassed SMH.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:08am On May 20, 2015
kradleber:



Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take grin Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had the first €jaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins but not before that.
Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came
Occasionally it does happen sometimes on the first take but the probability of it occurring very often is quite low .Though his own case might just be an exceptional case , never say never bro.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:09am On May 20, 2015
kradleber:



Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take grin Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had had the first ejaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins . Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came

Now that's the thing; I NEVER 'RELEASE' QUICKLY. Quickies are more like appetizers and that's why I rarely do quickies. Maybe I had too much knowledge about sexual longetivity before I became active or maybe I am just blessedsmiley.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 2:09am On May 20, 2015
Ipledge:
God see yabing cry cry... Wel continue

grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:12am On May 20, 2015
micktoxin:

Yo, just saw your messages to Chiam55. You were out of order mate. Too gassed SMH.

Read up Sinizia's comments and you'd know why I attacked her. I warned her, bro, I really didsmiley.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:14am On May 20, 2015
kinglekan:


grin grin
i no get vibe to yab now

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