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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 12:50am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:The man dey change name like where Deejavuu dey change pant . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 12:52am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: Boss mi. Truth is, I have been weeping on iamcharis behalf since I saw that charity yab. It's a pity that everyone on NL are now aware that Charis is indeed a charitable mover of women ministry. To add salt to injury he was even laughing at his mumurity. Something must be done to save that brother from his philandering lifestyle, and quick too. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:56am On May 20, 2015 |
April07: Ayen iban, ami nki yom ki iko. Awuwan ado ake yem adi dom idem ya me. As attaha aman isong eyen Ibibio nke bo yak ami nko nwad idem ami. I WILL BUT SHE HAD IT COMING. By the way, I am very active in politics and in the Politics section. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by stephenqueen: 12:56am On May 20, 2015 |
Ronald4lif wey ma wife? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ronald4lif(m): 1:02am On May 20, 2015 |
stephenqueen: She's in the shower room. Freshing up for more exciting romp. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:03am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: I don't need to, you are doing that already. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:04am On May 20, 2015 |
I cringe for you like seriously... I hope you're new found E-Title puts food on your table. 5 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 1:07am On May 20, 2015 |
The fight is still on? Please continue, i can't sleep. I need some waves of entertainment. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:17am On May 20, 2015 |
Chiam55: So predictable! Typical female blackmail. It's the same with you all - sisters, cousins, girlfriends, aunts... You all draw first blood and insult but when we retaliate you all play the 'victims'. You should have backed off wheo I warned but no, typical woman, you want to 'test' a man. We seen it all. That line is clichéd and stale- it isn't working. Try something new- be innovative...and wipe your tears while at it. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:19am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: Hahahahah!! Osanobuaaa!!! Chaii, IAmCharis you see your life? If I be Deejavuu I for don leave u since tey tey. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:20am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:In ya phantom world. Bia, focus on those kids you've been bamboozling and not me to massage your ego ,I've seen a lot and enough to be running around with twerps like your type. I want to engage you based on the comment you made on that thread about high libido . I concur with you that a healthy lifestyle like eating the right meal at the right time,exercise, abstinence from alcohol and tobacco can greatly increase one's libido but I find it a bit difficult to believe the one hour sex time was the same way for every sex you've had and still having and how often do you have sex? What you said was achievable but getting to know other factors will go a great length to determine how this can be achieved flawlessly.After all , who wouldn't want to dig these hos till they beg you to stop while clutching to their panties anytime they come around. Naturally, your sexual libido at age 19 would always be higher compared to age 35. With all these factors in place it would be natural for some people to reject your claims, which could be 100% truth. I know a colleague that goes to bed with more than three women in a single day and the circle continues . 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:21am On May 20, 2015 |
Chiam is too emotional and weak to even engage in a duel. This is outright bully beating .. K.O 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:27am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:27am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: Like I told people on that thread, why not ask me to swear, with my life even, that I last in bed beyond an hour NATURALLY? I could swear by anything you want. For the record; I am also a teetotaller. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL MY LIFE BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE WHO AREN'T. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 1:30am On May 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif: ROTFL @ Emboldened That was how he pursued the delectable sassychic away from NL. Something has got to be done about his case. I suggest he performs the normal ritual rites to appease the gods of common sense. I remember vividly when Ipledge was lacking substantial grey matter, the ritual proved helpful. Although the gods can be very stingy in dishing out common sense. It beats my imagination that even when Ipledge performed all the necessary rites, all the gods could accord him was a mustard seed sized dose of common sense. Well like they say, half bread is better than puff puff. I suppose IAmCharity would be able to make do with that. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 1:38am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:Swearing , with your life isn't a scientific method to measure what've you claimed so far ,even as most people must have experienced same sexual prowess in their lives or still experiencing it. You've not attempted any of my questions and not until a lot of factors can be factored into what claimed , you don't expect us to believe you because you said so with some grammars . You think we are ancient men that run after witches and werewolves? Honestly , I can relate with your point anyway, I remember telling some group of friends that if I'm staying with a woman at home that I can go three full strength round of sex and they all shouted me down in unison and anger . So , you need to prove it else no one will believe you. After all, they don't have it , how do you expect them to understand ? it is just totally alien to them |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lordhugo(m): 1:39am On May 20, 2015 |
Just had a tiny wrap of kush! time to sleep. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:46am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:God see yabing ... Wel continue |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 1:47am On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: why are you wailing more than the bereaved? .and what's with this ostentatious and pretentious affection you are exhibiting for someone who don't even give a roundhouse or bicycle-kick fu¢k about you.? where's your pride and self-dignity? Your unnecessary vitriolic outbursts keeps validating your estrogenicity. You need a massive P€nis in your life!. Besides,what sonofthemark did is exactly what Dimple did to you some months back. If you have a flawless retentive memory then you'd recall that she and lala were repeatedly telling me and whoever cared to listen that you're a male disguising with a female account, and now nemesis caught up with her and you're acting like your pubic hairs were forcefully detached from your private part.. treat foreigners? yet the same foreigner defamed you few months ago? ohh you must really think she's your superior and colonial master cos she's not a native.. Balderdash we know sonofthemark is only joking ... so don't be such a redneck hill billy ... 2 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:52am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked. Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural. The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon. One should also reduce the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWN. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:57am On May 20, 2015 |
Kradleber; dude you are 'crazy'.
It reminds me of the 'raping' of Mrs Chima on the other thread.
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:02am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:All these things you've just mentioned are things that a natural fuccker should always know besides sometimes you just want that shiit out and not about satisfying anyone. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:02am On May 20, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 2:03am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark: Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take Stop pepper-souping us with zobo. When you've had the first €jaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins but not before that. Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by micktoxin(m): 2:05am On May 20, 2015 |
Lala247:Yup, It is. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:05am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:I need water to wash my eyes . I can't fit to believe what ayam heareth here. My bello.......... |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by micktoxin(m): 2:07am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:Yo, just saw your messages to Chiam55. You were out of order mate. Too gassed SMH. 2 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 2:08am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:Occasionally it does happen sometimes on the first take but the probability of it occurring very often is quite low .Though his own case might just be an exceptional case , never say never bro. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:09am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: Now that's the thing; I NEVER 'RELEASE' QUICKLY. Quickies are more like appetizers and that's why I rarely do quickies. Maybe I had too much knowledge about sexual longetivity before I became active or maybe I am just blessed. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 2:09am On May 20, 2015 |
Ipledge: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:12am On May 20, 2015 |
micktoxin: Read up Sinizia's comments and you'd know why I attacked her. I warned her, bro, I really did. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:14am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:i no get vibe to yab now |
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