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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:16am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher:so e dey take you century before u ejaculate...continue |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:18am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: What? Bro we should rather satisfy them If don't want one silly girl telling her friends how we are "man enough", do we? I hope you realize girls discuss everything with their friends, EVERYTHING. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 2:23am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher: On the first take? wow! I can imagine how hard the person must be trying to repress the feeling of wanting to explode. That's as difficult as a hungry chef frying plantain-chips for one hour yet resisting the urge of munching even a single piece till the cooking is completed. I read an article long time ago that said fixating your mind on a different thing/scenario entirely would distract you and make one last longer ( on the first take) I'm not in support of that article because I'm meant to be fully involved and plugged into the heavenly moment at that period, yet I'm to deprive myself of that enjoyability and connection just because I want to keep my thrusting action going for 24 hours like Jack Bauer 10 well enjoyed minutes is worth three times more than 1 hour of sweating profusely, unnecessary back aches and little to zero enjoyment... I'd rather last 10 mins first round then begin a ruthless marathon copulation after that. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by micktoxin(m): 2:32am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:Naa bang out of order. Off the charts mate. You are actually intelligent and coherent, perhaps you should focus on something scalable to your intelligence. My message to you. https:///2oPyzicP Good night. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 3:50am On May 20, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207: Oh my gosh, I swear on Jupiter's c0ck that you are such a Simpl€ton. He was obviously joking and you phony gang of stuffed Barbie voodoo dolls still couldn't figure that out.. What's funnier was when chiam had to state that youknowwho sent her a pack of whatever. Such a childish act that screams prepubescence. I wonder how a fully grown woman can be so weak and get easily played and manipulated by every scum, prick and Fanny. She needs to book a session in Lala therapy thread. anyway,this for you wickity wack jack-ass-shallow-mushroom. I got to announce it officially that you are a consummate disgrace to all the possessors of the male reproductive organ. You are so effeminately designed to the point that when you gossip with girls we almost start to think that you've grown a Vag1na overnight. How can a 30+ man be ovulating so shamelessly on a public forum? Same way you couldn't deduce my identity earlier and you stated barking aimlessly like a writhing Sergeant Slaughter, and instead of apologising humbly when you realised you were wrong, you were spewing utter tomfoolery. Has your not so efficient I.Q unfortunately run out of digits? No one as retard£d to this extent can secure a white collar job in England.. please tell us what you really do and where you work? Behinamas? McDonald's? as a school bus driver? I've never seen a greater amount of retardness embodied in a single human vessel. While I'm at work like a real man, you can keep gossiping about nail-polishing or hair-fixing with bored and sex-starved cougars 24/7. I can bet a bottom dollar that you even wear brassieres and pusssy liquid absolvent maxi-pads I'll catch you later wrinkled impotent daughter of a shaven impala Take note, I called you "Daughter" 2 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:57am On May 20, 2015 |
Really fvck off mentioning me. Wtf pays you to write these fvckin essays? I think your parents were trying for a girl when they made you. I've never met a bigger bbitch than you in my life. You run your mouth so much I wouldn't be surprised you suck dick for a living. Homos everywhere. kradleber: 7 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 4:06am On May 20, 2015 |
Every now and again I slip and exchange words with lil boys with mummy issues! From when you can sit there and type up a 300wrd essay then your a he-biitch. The world is upside down when a woman is lost for words. I give up so little boys composite for your lack and look for validation amongst strangers. My dog has bigger balls than those two male bbitches put together. Small man syndrome is real exhibits A&B above me. 3 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:04am On May 20, 2015 |
Chiam55: How did you know your dog has larger balls? I never knew you were into Bestiality too Cocaine addiction has successfully turned a once innocent Somalian girl into an Arkham Asylum case. Please you need to be exorcised of the demons in you. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:08am On May 20, 2015 |
Billy no mates tried lol |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:08am On May 20, 2015 |
TheSonOfMark:[size=18pt] So this ugly son of a fool is still mentioning me? LMAO AT victims. I always knew you lead a pathetic life, but now you have just proven what an absolute idio...t you are. The pattern in which you go about attacking women on this forum says a lot about how damaged and deranged you are. But seeing how ugly, and abnormal you look it's clear to see where this behaviour pattern is coming from. Actually some of us feel sorry for you unlike those fools that following you around and mending your ego by liking your post and taking you to be some sort of great E war lord. I can see through your fragile self esteem that you are have obviously been rejected over and over by the female folks. You were probably denied br.e.a.st feeding as a child and your mother is still probably parading around opening her legs for random men so you mistake every woman to be like your mother. I feel so incredibly sorry for you. You don't get any attention in the real world, you are a socially rejected m.o.r.on hence the reason you come online and put on this exterior to feel good about your miserable existence. Off course you have nothing going for yourself so you resort to insults and hate. You are so broken and hurt, that you easily lash out at people that you are jealous, uncomfortable, and easily intimidated by. It's all defence mechanism and i can see clear through it like a glass. Thats the reason i never even bothered with you one bit. Infact whenever i come across one of your hate filled post, i always smh in pity for you, for you are so far gone that even therapy and rehab can not bring you back. You are a broken man, a man filled with hate, and rejected. Tragically though and not surprising, this is the affect of being subjected to years of the cruelest abuse, feeling love deprived, and being repeatedly rejected by the female folks. I know life is hard for you son, infact use me as your target to put all your hate on if that will help your low self esteem and inferiority complex. But no matter what, you are, and will always remain a hopeless, worthless, loser. The internet may make you feel good about two to 5 hours a day but that's about it, you will always be the brand ambassador of s.t.u.p.i.d.i.t.y, self loathing, bad luck, and neglect. A broken soul. Child, you are the victim here, a victim of child abuse, a victim of child abandonment, a victim of sexual abuse, a victim of emotional abuse, a victim of a dysfunctional and broken home, so it's clear to see why your self esteem is so damaged beyond repair. I know you live this solitary, lonely, and meaningless life so you find solace online by insulting women to feel good about your already non existence self esteem. But the sad part is that you can't run away from reality, whenever you log off the internet, you go back to your pathetic little life. Reality always slap you in the face hence the reason your face is now crooked. i always laughed when i hear you say i finished this person i finished that person....hahhaahahahhaah you indeed live a sad life. So you believe by coming online and hiding behind your computer and hating on others in order to hide your insignificant you think you accomplish anything? Lol Many of you are indeed social rejects and losers on here. You are a pathetic worthless grade A piece of junk. Your azzz must be destroyed by now due to the many di..c.ks that's been there, you now walk around with a leaking a.n.u.s no wonder your favorite word is "transgender" You wish you were born into this world as a woman instead but you are stuck in a man's body. Go watch Bruce jenner story, that may give you inspiration to finally become who you've always wanted to be. Even a filthy bed pan is a hundred times better then your worthless azz. I see why you are filled with so much hate lol. You are a sick man, and though your illness have no cure, I will keep you in my prayers. [/size] 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:12am On May 20, 2015 |
Chiam55: Go to bed hamster. You've been online since yesterday's morning. Joblessness is indeed a biatch. Don't ask why I'm awake, cos I'm actually free today. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:14am On May 20, 2015 |
Lol! Fans are allowed. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:23am On May 20, 2015 |
That awkward moment when a 30+ single woman with earnings from a dayjob that my monthly recharge card spendings alone is quadruple times over calls you her fan.. Give yourself a brain-setting slap and purchase a gyrocompass, cos your life ain't got a definite direction. They don use your picture do ritual for your village. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 5:28am On May 20, 2015 |
That awkward moment when you see Rokiatu dissing in 600 words . |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 6:00am On May 20, 2015 |
stephenqueen: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 6:04am On May 20, 2015 |
Truckpusher:Na from your mouth I dey hear this one o |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:11am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: Epistle of a pained _sissy. you need my attention? It doesn't come cheap. You'd need 3 more of this open letter. Tell your doll faced boss I'm over her and on to the next. Let her get over me |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:15am On May 20, 2015 |
..helllo all.....i juss woke up & keep farting...., any great nice suggestions?? . Pleaaase advice? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:16am On May 20, 2015 |
April07:Lol. Na small time remain. Endure the pain. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Brytawon(m): 6:21am On May 20, 2015 |
rokiatu: I have been someone who is attracted to your boori in the long dress but what breaks my heart is how you had to insult his mother who knows nothing about this whole saga. We should always respect the once who brought us into this world. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:30am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:Many of us have a life and we only come on here to catch fun, we don't come on here just to write an essay just to dis another person. Only a miserable sad character will do such. And that was not a dis, I was just diagnosing his illness. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:31am On May 20, 2015 |
Brytawon:the fool deserve it my dear. Am sorry if you took offence. 2 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kradleber: 6:45am On May 20, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207: I'm sorry to say but your dad is the doll-faced boss here. He should have stored his s€men in an Anambra spërm bank instead of allowing it to flagellate & fertilise an ovum that has cyst on it... Now Nairaland has to suffer painfully for the mistake a stup1d bald man with yeast infection made couple of years ago. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:50am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber:Shut your dirty mouth there you cretin. See thjs 19 years old small boy coming online to type rubbish. And to think that I didn't even make an ugly comment about you. You must have been so scared when you saw your name. Courage to mention you properly?? Humour me!! Seems you're suffering from amnesia. Go check your mentions and see how many times I've mentioned you if you can count. You're a very big fool. Lest I forget, I know the last thing you'll rant about is sending a brown envelope to some eye boys like you always have. Just say that and I'll come beat your silly asss up right there inside your school and wait for someone to come rescue you. Maybe I wouldn't cos you're not of age yet. I wouldn't want anybody accusing me of beating a teenager to stupor. Remind me when you're 20. _Idiot!! 6 Likes |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Brytawon(m): 6:59am On May 20, 2015 |
rokiatu: I have seen some of his works and I can say that his getting what he sow but not with his parents. Well siting dos two giant planets rubbing each other only silence my mouth. Please who you be my date for 30secs? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by dharay99: 7:01am On May 20, 2015 |
jacksparrow1207: u ryt there. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:01am On May 20, 2015 |
kinglekan:Ozuuoor! Who's the one without sense here? Wtf is wrong with you? Ever since sassychic deactivated you've been about with your silly claims. Is it my fault you had a huge crush on her and you didn't get to tell or at least get her contact?? You're the definition of a dolt. Now, I am pleading with you to please show all nairalanders how I pursued sassychic away from nairaland. Why am I even pleading? You have to. The onus is on you to prove it. If you can't then, you're the most senseless and doltish character that ever registered on Nairaland. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:03am On May 20, 2015 |
ronald4lif:Don't allow me go ballistic on you. I'm seriously disappointed with this comment. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 7:05am On May 20, 2015 |
iAmCharis:Lol....who make u vex like this?....i was in computer village last week |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:05am On May 20, 2015 |
kradleber: You are nothing but a sentimental, pussinified brat for making this senseless comment. Why are you letting lame sentiments be-cloud your judgments? Stop ranting like a boy who just lost his virginity and make use of your cerebrum instead of your hypothalamus in thinking so you wouldn't sound as dumb as you just did. Do you think I give a rats asss about what anybody says or has said about me on this forum? Unlike you, I don't hold foolish grudges. That's too much work and a waste of time and energy. I didn't demonstrate affection for anybody. You don't expect me to just stay still and watch while a self-conceited deranged dog goes around barking furiously and stupidly at the door of every female on this forum, myself included. Whenever someone does or is doing the wrong thing, I point it out, simple. No matter the parties involved. 4 Likes |
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